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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 11:35 AM
The science is unclear wether squating while taking a dump is healthier. Some enterprising gent even designed a "stool" like stand to place your feet on while doing #2. I went ahead and started using the roller from my balance board and although it was awkward at first, i'm now accustomed to it but can't fully decide if it make a difference.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 11:49 AM
Lol at the lizard sitting on the can.
In all seriousness, I've read multiple studies about this exact thing, and it coincides with the notion that we as humans have not evolved over the last ten thousand years. Our ancestors squatted in the woods, and we have luxuries they never did (indoor plumbing). Humans back then were functional creatures, and were flexible, strong, and animalistic. Contrast that to man of today and we see people that are weak, inflexible below a regular sitting position and "civilized". I'll take shitting in the woods anyday.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 12:05 PM
You can see stuff like this in the wild with women squatting behind dumpsters and Toyotas to pee.
But in all seriousness. Squatting is the way it's supposed to be done. Many parts of the world still have a concrete black hole you squat and shit into, we call it primitive, but they are just keeping it real.
Many modern colon issues we face is due to us sitting to much and sitting to shut. Humans are supposed to squat and stand mostly, that is a natural setting for us versus sitting up right in a chair.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 12:36 PM
I've been pooping squat-style for years.
It definitely feels better and more thorough.
I just lift the toilet seat, perch on the rim and grab my kindle.
Best 10 minutes of my day. :-)
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 12:43 PM
Yeah I am in Turkey and my place has a squat toilet. I like it. It feels minimalistic and natural. And it´s a good balance training too.
When I was young I hated that stuff as it was so backwards.
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05-13-2014, 02:47 PM
No shit, I saw a rerun of 2 and a half men today where Alan was advocating one of these things to put your feet on while taking a dump
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 03:04 PM
Been meaning to post about this.
After some recurring hemorrhoid issues, I taught myself to squat over the bowl- (kind of like a kung fu horse-stance). It works the quads, but now it's second-nature.
It really makes sense that sitting on a toilet seat is an unnatural (in addition to being un-manly) position that puts stress on sensitive areas. Have not had a recurrence of hemorrhoids since adopting this method.
Oh, and screw that platform that retro-fits the toilet. No need to buy anything- just learn to squat like a man.
Related: I don't use paper-- instead, I use a shower head on the NARROW stream, (a "douchette") to clean things out WHILE squatting OVER the bowl (important! lol) in this horse-stance position. (The hose on the shower head attachment from my old fashioned tub is long enough to do this easily)
Paper is disgusting. It all rinses clean in about 8 seconds using this "douchette" method.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 03:28 PM
interesting, i was just watching idiot abroad or some show and surprisngly many countries still have a hole in the floor and squat instead of toilets. ive also heard thats actually healthier or at the very least easier. that said still seems strange to me having grownup with toilets.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 06:32 PM
My shits last 30 seconds on a squat toilet and get out everything I need to.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 06:33 PM
I had the pleasure of poopping in a fancy high tech toilet in Japan. It had a cushioned heated seat. Screw keeping it real. Japan knows what's up.
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 07:40 PM
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Taking a shit in a squat position.
05-13-2014, 09:08 PM
Never done it, dont plan on doing. I squat enough in the gym and retaining that position whilst having a shit would make my lower back ache. Yay for heavy lifting.
I see it as backwards really and I haven't had any problems with regular shitting positions anyway.