Just remembered this. Couple years ago I was playing poker at friend of a friends house. By two in the morning there's like 8 guys and two girls left playing when we decided to take a break. I go to the guest bathroom to take a leak but the doors locked, so I go down the hall to the master bedroom and walk into the bathroom which is open and I see one of the guys in this position:
I kid you not. Head down on the toilet tank cover with full on hug.
I couldn't help but let out a laugh and "Dude...what the fuck are you doing?"
Needless to say I was laughing so hard I had to tell everyone why. It became the funniest fucking thing that night.
Turns out the guy always shits this way and his buddy that owned the house had been trying to figure out for years who was streaking the front of his toilet bowls and how it was even possible.
Apparently the "reverse dump" is a thing according to Urban Dictionary
"Reverse dump"
The act of taking a dump while facing the tank of the toilet. this enables the dumper to utilize the top of the tank as a work surface for a computer, writing letters, accounting amongst other tasks. It also provides a place to rest arms/elbows.
"Reverse koala"
A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.
Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!
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