[L M McCoy]

Jacking off the dog? That is some insane level shit, what the fuck. Reminds me of that women who jacked off the dolphin and when the dolphin had to go away he committed suicide via drowning himself because he contracted oneitis.

And bitches want to scream sexual abuse all the time..hypocrites

[L M McCoy]

This girl told me that she would lock me in her closet till I learned to love her. She also used to cut her wrists and upper thighs.

She was a very nice person though, just fucked up; hope she got the help she needed

[Griprip08]

Back when I was still in high school, I "dated" (fucked around with for the summer) a really crazy chick. She was the "cutter" type and always told me she loved envisioning people, and primarily herself, getting her limbs literally torn off of her body. Multiple occasions she tried to get me to google "gore" images on my computer (Her parents ban her from their computer because of this.....at the age of 18 mind you). It's funny because back then the realization of how we're nothing but sacks of meat held up together by a skeletal structure freaked me out.


Eitherway, one night my buddy is in the other room with his girl, and I'm in the room with mine, the psychopath. We were hella drunk and about to fuck, but before we do she starts doing the whole "tell me a deep dark secret of yours" (to which I awesomely replied to with "I'm horny as fuck right now") and proceeded to tell me that when she was younger, she and her sister would hide in a closet and listen to to their even more younger sister hop on the bed. They would match the tempo of their younger sister hopping on the bed, to the amount of fingerblasting that was taking place between them..........needless to say she ended up going to a couple of mental facilities after the summer...and last I heard is now prego with some older guy she just met. Shame, but what can ya do....

[TonySandos]

The boldened part has me dying laughing. They hoes are crazy

[tdawg]

I am just arrogant enough to think that I can handle the crazy woman.

Get in there, get the pussy and get out of there.

"Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability."

[UroboricForms]

My last girlfriend was a complete psycho, bipolar cunt. She had some fucking sketchy stories about doing stuff like popping her own eyeball out "for a laugh". Then again she was one of those LOOK AT ME!!!! types, always trying to make herself seem interesting and "cool", so maybe it was all bullshit.