Good article - all men should read it - especially point 4: LIVING THE DOUBLE STANDARD AND LYING YOUR TEETH OFF BECAUSE YOU EXPECT YOUR SUPER-RICH-FUTURE-HUSBAND TO BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN AN INNOCENT SNOWFLAKE - especially after you lost interest in him sexually right after marriage.
4. Live your life by a double standard
You are queen of the fucking world. You can do no wrong. You’re the only one who can fuck random’s every weekend and not be judged. You’re the shit and no one can tell you any different. You can yell at your slut roommate and tell her that her bedroom is a revolving door even though you hooked up with two different guys in two days, it could have been three but who is counting anymore? Excuses are your new best friend, not that fake fucking Yurman your sleazy ex got you because he was a two pump chump. You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. I live my life by the absolute biggest double standard and it has gotten me so far, you young sloots better start doing the same. We need someone good to be the next A of [sorority redacted].
So, you fucking lucky little bitches have a few more years to run out mommys credit card, while crying to daddy that you have no money in your account so he slips you some cash for booze and weed. Spend that cash you don’t have on illegal drugs unless you’re one of the blessed who is already so fucked up you stumbled upon prescription drugs. If that’s the case, hit me up
. Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better.