Skinny bitch with an exacto knife.
RVF Mystery Files: Found a Hole in Condom in My Bedside Stash!
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This is why I also employ the squeeze test. I squeeze the condom packet to make sure its still air-tight.
Call me para, but thats what I do EVERY TIME.
Call me para, but thats what I do EVERY TIME.
WIA- For most of men, our time being masters of our own fate, kings in our own castles is short. Even those of us in the game will eventually succumb to ease of servitude rather than deal with the malaise of solitude
This thread makes an important point that we men constantly need to be mindful of. Even if this was just an accident, or a mistake, or whatever, remember this, and remember it well:
Women are diabolical and crafty on an entirely different level of sophistication than are men. Doing something like this is easily within the capability of a mid-level ability female fraudstress.
They have lies, on top of obfuscations, on top of sleight-of-hand, on top of misinformation, when they want to. They can beat any guy in the world when it comes to guile and mendacity.
I could give so many detailed examples of this, as many others here could as well. Whether a chick did this or not is really irrelevant, because they are capable of this and a lot worse.
Regarding this specific scenario of condom sabotage, the best way to deal with this is restrict easy access to your prophylactics. Treat them like a medicament or medical aid, which, in a way, they are. You wouldn't allow anyone easy access to your medications, right? (I hope not).
Make sure you break open the packet, and you yourself roll on the hat when it's time to prong. Not her. You can do a quick inspection of the package for air tightness before you break it open by squeezing it a few times.
Women are diabolical and crafty on an entirely different level of sophistication than are men. Doing something like this is easily within the capability of a mid-level ability female fraudstress.
They have lies, on top of obfuscations, on top of sleight-of-hand, on top of misinformation, when they want to. They can beat any guy in the world when it comes to guile and mendacity.
I could give so many detailed examples of this, as many others here could as well. Whether a chick did this or not is really irrelevant, because they are capable of this and a lot worse.
Regarding this specific scenario of condom sabotage, the best way to deal with this is restrict easy access to your prophylactics. Treat them like a medicament or medical aid, which, in a way, they are. You wouldn't allow anyone easy access to your medications, right? (I hope not).
Make sure you break open the packet, and you yourself roll on the hat when it's time to prong. Not her. You can do a quick inspection of the package for air tightness before you break it open by squeezing it a few times.
There are two routes to take here and I recommend both.
The first has already been mentioned: fingerprints. You're a creative guy and it shouldn't be too hard to get the ball rolling on this process.
The second is based on the assumption that one of these girls really is trying to have a baby Tuthmosis and will continue to puncture holes into your condoms. Replace your current condoms with fresh ones and consistently monitor them so that you're able to pinpoint the culprit. Every time a different girl comes over necessitates thorough condom checks.
And a vasectomy may be necessary because that hole is impossible to see.
The first has already been mentioned: fingerprints. You're a creative guy and it shouldn't be too hard to get the ball rolling on this process.
The second is based on the assumption that one of these girls really is trying to have a baby Tuthmosis and will continue to puncture holes into your condoms. Replace your current condoms with fresh ones and consistently monitor them so that you're able to pinpoint the culprit. Every time a different girl comes over necessitates thorough condom checks.
And a vasectomy may be necessary because that hole is impossible to see.
Quote: (04-16-2014 04:34 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Opinions? Thoughts?
Should I confront these bitches one by one, like on a detective show? Let it go? I'm amused by the whole thing, but also a little alarmed.
No confrontations needed.
Prepare a trap.
Leave your rubbers in plain view. Do not restrict access. Hell, leave an exacto knife on top of the nightstand not far away as further bait.
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Keep three condoms in your pocket and use those so you don't have to touch the stash. Leave her in the room alone for a considerable amount of time while you take a shower or something.
After you bang her and she leaves, check the bait condoms.
Do this with each girl and you will root out your condom-piercer.
You may want to do it with each woman in the rotation even if the first bites, due the "entrapment" nature of the experiment. Take away the pre-planted knife and you may minimize this effect.
As a last note, I have heard of random saboteurs in stores and factories who pierce condoms purposely just for the fuck of it.
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Tuth-
There was a case in Canada recently where a dude poked holes in the condoms to get the girl pregnant because he wanted to lock her down. It was ruled sexual assault (since the woman didn't consent to unprotected sex) and he was sentenced to 18 months in jail.
So it's a serious crime (at least if you're a guy). It's also sick and disgusting, no matter who does it.
Perhaps a more effective way of 'confronting' them would be to nonchalantly bring up a story you read/film you saw about some girl poking holes in a condom, and gauge her reaction. It might give it away.
There was also a reddit thread about it with a guy asking what he should do after discovering holes in the condoms. Might have some good suggestions there.
I doubt it was the manufacturer, as far as I know the condoms are rigorously tested in a series of tests, so the chance of something like this happening seems extremely unlikely. Does the cut actually go through the wrapper? Is the condom actually damaged?
There was a case in Canada recently where a dude poked holes in the condoms to get the girl pregnant because he wanted to lock her down. It was ruled sexual assault (since the woman didn't consent to unprotected sex) and he was sentenced to 18 months in jail.
So it's a serious crime (at least if you're a guy). It's also sick and disgusting, no matter who does it.
Perhaps a more effective way of 'confronting' them would be to nonchalantly bring up a story you read/film you saw about some girl poking holes in a condom, and gauge her reaction. It might give it away.
There was also a reddit thread about it with a guy asking what he should do after discovering holes in the condoms. Might have some good suggestions there.
I doubt it was the manufacturer, as far as I know the condoms are rigorously tested in a series of tests, so the chance of something like this happening seems extremely unlikely. Does the cut actually go through the wrapper? Is the condom actually damaged?
Update:
I've read all of your opinions (serious, unserious, and hilarious) with close attention. Here are my thoughts:
Skinny Bitch Hypothesis
Many fingers pointed squarely at Skinny Bitch. That's reasonable, given the fact pattern. I'll take a closer look at her (details below), but I'm not as convinced as all of you that she's absolutely my culprit. While she's quite unstable (telling some of the stories would reveal her identity), she also comes from money. Getting knocked up wouldn't mean an automatic entry into my fabulous royal coffers, in other words.
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Artist or Hobbyist Hypothesis -- New Suspect
It's plausible that an X-Acto type knife created this perforation. As far as I know, none of the current suspects would have any need to own one. But, another girl, Artist Bitch--who isn't on the current list--works in creative job and likely has access to this very equipment. While she'd only slept at my house once at the time of the detection, she also woke up way before me on that morning and left without me noticing (I was out cold). She's quite odd, and is the oldest of the bunch (late 20s).
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The thedude3737's Gambit
Thedude's idea of "accidentally" detecting the faulty condom in Skinny Bitch's presence to see her reaction is intriguing. I've already taken steps toward implementing this solution, by luring Skinny Bitch to my apartment for a run. Stay tuned for the results of this test.
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I've read all of your opinions (serious, unserious, and hilarious) with close attention. Here are my thoughts:
Skinny Bitch Hypothesis
Many fingers pointed squarely at Skinny Bitch. That's reasonable, given the fact pattern. I'll take a closer look at her (details below), but I'm not as convinced as all of you that she's absolutely my culprit. While she's quite unstable (telling some of the stories would reveal her identity), she also comes from money. Getting knocked up wouldn't mean an automatic entry into my fabulous royal coffers, in other words.
Artist or Hobbyist Hypothesis -- New Suspect
It's plausible that an X-Acto type knife created this perforation. As far as I know, none of the current suspects would have any need to own one. But, another girl, Artist Bitch--who isn't on the current list--works in creative job and likely has access to this very equipment. While she'd only slept at my house once at the time of the detection, she also woke up way before me on that morning and left without me noticing (I was out cold). She's quite odd, and is the oldest of the bunch (late 20s).
The thedude3737's Gambit
Thedude's idea of "accidentally" detecting the faulty condom in Skinny Bitch's presence to see her reaction is intriguing. I've already taken steps toward implementing this solution, by luring Skinny Bitch to my apartment for a run. Stay tuned for the results of this test.
Would anyone burn the bridges with ALL of the possible suspects and literally start over from scratch by building a new rotation? Not that I have one, but this is one of those genuinely terrifying situations that would turn my blood cold. Good luck figuring this one out.
Quote: (04-17-2014 06:18 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:
Would anyone burn the bridges with ALL of the possible suspects and literally start over from scratch by building a new rotation?
This isn't the first time this has been suggested.
But it seems a little drastic to me. It's a bit like those bitches who cut off both their titties when they find out that the breast-cancer gene is in their family. It might be possible to cut out the tumor without losing the whole plump breast.
Building a harem from scratch is a lot of work. (I know, I know, so is being a father to some crazy bitch's kid.)
I'm still predicting an ad for Jimmycap.it the condom sponsor of ROK.
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Either a box cutter or exacto knife or possibly one of the ice picks or other blades on a pocket knife or swiss army knife. A lot of people will carry a small swiss army knife on their key chain. she(I would guess skinny bitch) could just have her keys in her hand already, take out the scissors and stab the condom while you are going to the bathroom or whatnot.
Quote: (04-17-2014 06:46 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
But it seems a little drastic to me. It's a bit like those bitches who cut off both their titties when they find out that the breast-cancer gene is in their family. It might be possible to cut out the tumor without losing the whole plump breast.
Building a harem from scratch is a lot of work. (I know, I know, so is being a father to some crazy bitch's kid.)
I was going to say, it's not worth it bud. In terms of frustrating experiences
kid > harem building
Let them all go. Such an event would keep me away from women for a while.
Do any of your male friends know about the condom stash?
My first thought was that this could be the action of a jealous male friend
As with what Soup said, I don't think any of these girls would risk impregnation.
My first thought was that this could be the action of a jealous male friend
As with what Soup said, I don't think any of these girls would risk impregnation.
Looks like these days a man needs not only a gun safe, but also a condom safe.
"The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her." – H.L. Mencken
Your thinking is flawed. You are assuming these girls are wanting you to get them pregnant.
It could just as easily be that one of these girls hates you and wants to fuck you up.
She punctures the condom knowing you're an unrepentant playboy hoping you will get some other chick pregnant.
Is it something she ultimately wants? Perhaps not, but in a moment of jealousy she punctures the condom and cannot admit to it for obvious reasons.
It could just as easily be that one of these girls hates you and wants to fuck you up.
She punctures the condom knowing you're an unrepentant playboy hoping you will get some other chick pregnant.
Is it something she ultimately wants? Perhaps not, but in a moment of jealousy she punctures the condom and cannot admit to it for obvious reasons.
Good point!
A lot of crimes are unplanned and emotional. As opposed to logical and planned out.
A lot of crimes are unplanned and emotional. As opposed to logical and planned out.
After a careful reading of the case and the suggestions, and laughing my ass off at the entire write up (sympathies to OP of course)...
Modus operandi: Fisto...Not self-pregnancy but crazed terrorism. In that fleeting moment in a girl's mind when crazed jealousy meets action, she punctured it to either terrorize you, have you knock up another girl, or have another girl get pissed off when she sees it.
Suspect: Artist or Skinny bitch. If we're talking early 30s I'd say Artist, but late 20s isn't quite old enough for me to assume crazy by default, so probably Skinny bitch since you said she's the craziest. This was not a pre-planned offensive committed in cold-blood but an instant of hamster spin resulting in the hasty but well executed act of aggression.
Weapon: Keys...or some other common instrument. Again, it was a crime of passion, so I suspect an instrument commonly found in her purse.
Regardless, this crime teaches us all the realities of the harsh world in which we live. You'll never see this sorta thing on the evening news.
Modus operandi: Fisto...Not self-pregnancy but crazed terrorism. In that fleeting moment in a girl's mind when crazed jealousy meets action, she punctured it to either terrorize you, have you knock up another girl, or have another girl get pissed off when she sees it.
Suspect: Artist or Skinny bitch. If we're talking early 30s I'd say Artist, but late 20s isn't quite old enough for me to assume crazy by default, so probably Skinny bitch since you said she's the craziest. This was not a pre-planned offensive committed in cold-blood but an instant of hamster spin resulting in the hasty but well executed act of aggression.
Weapon: Keys...or some other common instrument. Again, it was a crime of passion, so I suspect an instrument commonly found in her purse.
Regardless, this crime teaches us all the realities of the harsh world in which we live. You'll never see this sorta thing on the evening news.
“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
I think its the girl that comes over once a month. She knows that condom will be ised before she comes back over.
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Four words: Brickhouse Security Hidden Cameras.
Get one. Hide it. Leave condoms in plain sight, and girl with ample time to attack them.
When you return to the room, use only condoms you've checked from your pocket.
Best case scenario: you find the culprit. Worst case: you make a sex tape with each girl in harem.
Actual video from my private homemade sex tapes:
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Get one. Hide it. Leave condoms in plain sight, and girl with ample time to attack them.
When you return to the room, use only condoms you've checked from your pocket.
Best case scenario: you find the culprit. Worst case: you make a sex tape with each girl in harem.
Actual video from my private homemade sex tapes:
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
Quote: (04-18-2014 06:38 PM)runsonmagic Wrote:
Four words: Brickhouse Security Hidden Cameras.
Get one. Hide it. Leave condoms in plain sight, and girl with ample time to attack them.
When you return to the room, use only condoms you've checked from your pocket.
Best case scenario: you find the culprit. Worst case: you make a sex tape with each girl in harem.
Actual video from my private homemade sex tapes:
I'm +1 on this.
Tuthmosis, (cruel bump but it sounded alarming) why are these girls so crazy? lol drop them all for better quality girls (yeah I know it's easier said than done), but it's healthy to upgrade, plus as Roosh says "you're the last 3 women you sleep with". After a while they get jealous and they'll want to fuck you over. Abundance mentality.
Life is good
Cruel bump. I was hopeful Tuth had solved the case.
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