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03-29-2014, 10:59 AM
Those are actually very high quality cat pictures. Deserving of a place in the ancient Caturday archives.
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03-29-2014, 11:55 AM
Cats are OK. They shit in a box if you train them.
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03-29-2014, 03:52 PM
A woman bragging about her cats is like a guy bragging about how much he jerks off to porn. They're both things lonely people might indulge in, but nothing to be proud of.
The goal is to step up to better things in life, but if you're just getting affirmation on the neurotic things you do, that won't happen. Hence, women are their own worst enemy with all their idiotic validation via "likes" on social media making them proud of what they should not be proud of.
Makes me want to buy into a Korean restaurant out of spite.
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03-29-2014, 04:21 PM
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03-29-2014, 04:32 PM
The rule of thumb is one cat for every seven years of celibacy.
She's on her way.
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03-29-2014, 04:35 PM
The only Cat I would own is a Bobcat since the larger breeds are too dangerous
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03-29-2014, 04:40 PM
I like cats, but I don't understand female obsession with them. Same goes for dogs. They seem like stand in children.
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03-29-2014, 05:13 PM
I personally love this obsession with cats that emotionally damaged and mentally unstable chick have. I mean, the chick looks pretty cute and if I met this broad somewhere I'd likely be DTF. Once I got back to her apartment and saw she owned a cat though, I'd know right away to go to Red Alert.
She could save a lot of money that's being wasted on cat food and kitty litter by ditching the fur ball and instead getting a tattoo of CRAZY BITCH on her forehead. They both say the same thing.
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03-29-2014, 07:37 PM
Quote: (03-29-2014 04:32 PM)runsonmagic Wrote:
The rule of thumb is one cat for every seven years of celibacy.
She's on her way.
Fuck - I've got 3 cats. Looks like I've got a loooong dry spell ahead of me.
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03-29-2014, 09:32 PM
Cats epitomise what women truly want in a man:
Aloof, does whatever the fuck it wants
Alpha, if it sees a female cat it likes it fucks it... rough (apparently male cats have a barb on their cock they rake inside the female cat's vagina to increase chance of impregnating her), if it seems a male cat inside its territory it fights. It will hunt given the opportunity
It can be trained to crap/piss in a litter box, but that's about it
It's affectionate, but only on its own terms
Rarely shows emotion, predatory, dangerous
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03-29-2014, 09:40 PM
caracal that's a very interesting observation
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03-29-2014, 10:19 PM
My mother's cat is alpha as fuck. He contracted Feline Immunovirus (Cat HIV) 7 years ago after beating the shit out of two other cats in her neighborhood. He was declawed, but still routinely climbs trees, hunts, and brings both baby and adult animals to her doorstep. Usually they are stunned or playing possum, leading me to suspect that the cat pummels them into a stupor just because he can. He is borderline feral, and comes and goes outside as he pleases. Their black lab doesn't mess with him, and has himself killed rabbits and other cat-sized animals before. Sleeps all damn day, and I'm pretty sure he is still out gaming girl cats at night.
The only way he would be more alpha...is if he were a dog.
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03-30-2014, 10:45 AM
Shiiit, one of my ex girl collegue acts like this too. She is 29, she was cute as hell around 4-5 years ago (around 8) starting to hit the wall hard due to lot of party and drinks. Now she broke upo with her long time boyfriend, has a cat, and makes pictures all the time.
Sad, sad ending. I know she wants to have a baby and family very much, but she is just too far gone at this point.
Deus vult!
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03-30-2014, 10:50 AM
There's a trend going around with the 25-40 year old women of the midwest of adopting 'special needs' cats...ie cats with 3 legs, or blind cats
Anyone else run into this?