[Ziltoid]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/peopl...y/6959703/

Quote:

Joan Rivers is throwing major shade – again.

This time, the 80-year-old comedian has her sights set on Girls creator and star Lena Dunham whom she calls, in so many words, a hot mess.

During an interview on Howard Stern's show, Rivers didn't mince words when she asked of Dunham, "How can she wear dresses above the knee?"

Ouch.

But, it got worse when Stern and Rivers chatted about the ubiquitous nudity on Dunham's HBO hit series.

When Stern, who has called Dunham fat in the past, defended the actress, Rivers accused her of promoting obesity and an unhealthy lifestyle.

"You're sending a message out to people saying, 'It's OK, stay fat, get diabetes, everybody die. Lose your fingers.' "

The Fashion Police host conceded that Dunham is spreading her own unique message about self-acceptance, but says she should still try to look more polished.

"If you look that way you look, Lena, and that's fine and you're funny, don't say it's OK that other girls can look like this. Try to look better."

Rivers didn't stop there though. She also called Dunham a hypocrite for pulling a decidedly A-list move: appearing in the Fashion Bible and subsequently having her flaws airbrushed away.

"She was on Vogue's cover looking gorgeous, you didn't even know it was her," the comedian complained.

Old broads FTW.

[Christian McQueen]

""She was on Vogue's cover looking gorgeous, you didn't even know it was her," the comedian complained."




^Joan is the shit.

I'd bang her too, for the story and the laughs.

[Mr. Big]

Christian McQueen Wrote:

Joan is the shit.

I'd bang her too, for the story and the laughs.

Joan Rivers, age 80.

[Patriarch]

Joan Rivers at 80 looks better than most 40 year old women I see daily. Despite her extensive plastic surgery and botox...

WB/10

[Suits]

(03-27-2014 04:15 PM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  

Joan Rivers at 80 looks better than most 40 year old women I see daily. Despite her extensive plastic surgery and botox...

WB/10

That's fair, but I don't want to bang a 40 year old either.

4/10, WNB.

[Vicious]

I'd rather bang current Joan Rivers than current Lena Dunham.

[Billy Chubbs]

I don't think I could actually bang Joanie. I mean, I would try, but as soon as she started the sex talk or moaning with that voice of hers...oh man, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

[Duke Castile]

Joan Rivers is the first wall survivor.

[J DOE]

Joan Rivers is a real ass bitch. I like how she says shit like this because she knows nobody can feign 'outrage' at an old lady. My grandma once told me that once she turned 60 she lost her filter almost completely because people thought her shit talking was cute, to this day my grandma is hilarious.

Hopefully she keeps preaching the truth about these fatties.

[Moma]

(03-27-2014 07:33 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

Joan Rivers is the first wall survivor.

How so if she has been under the knife and has more plastic in her face than a toy Lamborghini?

I think if anyone has had botox and surgery, they shouldn't be in the survivor consideration...cos the whole point of the surgery and facial shootup is to beat Father Time's impact on the face!

[Duke Castile]

The lady looks good at an older age. She took care of herself through surgery exercise etc.

That's the whole point.

If you're hung up on whether she was a naturopath or not I don't see how that changes the fact that the woman looked good past the normal age of most women.

[Bacchus]

Joan Rivers is from an era when women needed a combination of talent and class to make it in show business. That's why she's going after Lena Dunham. That's why she has an ongoing feud with Jennifer Lawrence too.

http://pagesix.com/2013/12/25/joan-river...-grow-up/?

[kbell]

Her face always freaked me out. Doesn't' move right its like a mask sort of like Nancy Pelosi.

[TigerMandingo]

I like Rivers and I get red-pill vibes from her, anyone else feel the same way? Also could be the only genuinely funny woman alive.

[Fitzgerald]

Gotta love those old broads who speak their minds.

Watch some Joan Rivers standup from the 1960s, she was really cute back then.

[RexImperator]

[Van Zan]

Joan was better looking at Dunham's age, than Dunham will be a Joan's age.

[kinjutsu]

Joan rivers is the shit. Not many people can slow her roll, many many have tried.

[Hotwheels]

(03-27-2014 09:30 PM)Van Zan Wrote:  

Joan was better looking at Dunham's age, than Dunham will be a Joan's age.

Rivers is better looking than Dunham NOW.

[Brosemite]

(03-27-2014 09:30 PM)Van Zan Wrote:  

Joan was better looking at Dunham's age, than Dunham will be a Joan's age.

If she can ever make it up to Joan's age..

[puckerman]

Joan has always been funny, but she needs to lighten up. She is hardly a beauty advisor. And if she's attacking Jennfier Lawrence, I disagree completely.

[randomForest]

I agree with Joan, but this whole episode just proves out a well-known manosphere truism: that only a woman can publicly impart the (red-pill) truth about women---or any individual woman---without the customary opprobrium.

The fact that Lena Dunham is fat and unattractive is so gobsmackingly obvious it look an entire national media apparatus to get people to pay lip service to her "beauty". But her debacle on SNL may have been a turning point---people are smelling her blood in the water and there is now less cost to broadcasting the truth. The Empress never had any clothes, but it looks like it's becoming safer to actually acknowledging this.

It would be one thing if Lena Dunham had tried to make a career solely on her acting or writing chops. But that's not what she did---she tried to tried to seize the beauty mantle, too. That was always going to fail, on a long enough timeline, because boners don't lie and because genuinely beautiful women have too much to lose by her trying to move in on their turf.

She probably still has a place in the business. I've never seen "Girls" but apparently no one portrays the vapid soullessness and sheer selfishness of the modern American women like she does. There's a market for that. But it's going to get harder to insist on this "beauty" schtick---the jig is probably up on that.

[puckerman]

(03-28-2014 06:55 AM)randomForest Wrote:  

She probably still has a place in the business. I've never seen "Girls" but apparently no one portrays the vapid soullessness and sheer selfishness of the modern American women like she does. There's a market for that. But it's going to get harder to insist on this "beauty" schtick---the jig is probably up on that.

I do watch the show, mainly for educational value. It shows us just low we've sunk. Keep in mind that it's in New York City. Small-town and country girls aren't nearly this bad.

Dunham goes out of her way to show off her lack of beauty. She is definitely the least dressed of the four stars on the show, and she's the only one who has shown her bare tits or her bare ass. In one episode, she spends the entire episode in a bikini for no reason whatsoever.

This is in spite of the fact that the other three women are much more attractive than she is.

Girls is one of those shows that is much more popular with actors and the Hollywood establishment than it is with the general public.

[Vicious]

(03-27-2014 04:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

I'd rather bang current Joan Rivers than current Lena Dunham.

Despite Joan Rivers status now, I think I above still holds true