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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

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Use EXTREME caution with this technique in the United States. Women will have rousing orgasmic sex and claim rape at the drop of a hat Stateside, so remember the discretion is the better part of valor. Secondarily, cuddling is the best way to avoid post-coital accusations. It may feel "beta" but so do seat belts. Safety first gents.


Cunnilingus is your friend. For most females under 30 wetness is the best measure of female arousal. It's not absolute, but generally a good barometer. If you're driving your cock into a wet hole you're generally going to get rave reviews after the fact regardless of how much LMR you have encountered. We're going to start off assuming you've already isolated and covered your logistics. You've developed value and have escalated into heavy make out mode. This is about closing the deal.

Few things will generate an involuntary arousal response than a wet tongue on a clit. A smart pre-date move is to INSIST that your girl wear a dress/skirt on the date. If you pulled her from a club/bar then you've got to go with the flow, but if you have the option to set up the date try to steer her away from pants. Jeans are the worst because they are too dense for a delicate touch to register, avoid if possible.

Avoid prolonged make out sessions. Be aggressive about getting to the pussy. More so than the titties, because from a bang standpoint the titties are a dead end. Better to have her in the room with no pants and a shirt on than the opposite. Younger chicks don't like to be naked with a new person and will be more comfortable (to start) half and half. So go for the half with the pussy on it.

If jeans:

You fucked up already, but okay. We're in this room now so no crying over spilled milk. Rip off her belt. Get between her legs, grind gently (so as not too overstimulate too soon) then suddenly in the middle of a deep kiss raise up and get that belt. Ignore ensuing protest and back to kissing. Do not grind. You can "edge" a woman just like you can yourself, dulling her sensation with too much stimulation. The first grind was just an attention getter.

Here's the tricky part, and when you have a girlfriend, practice this maneuver, because speed and grace are factors. You need to get her to and though this part quickly so she doesn't have time to over think it. Raise up again and get the button/zipper undone. Smoothly, quickly. You should be kneeling with her on her back, simply close her legs in front of you and grab her pants at the panty line and pull. Puttin her legs over one shoulder should help. If you get the panties to, don't panic, just run with it.

If she protest verbally, toss the pants and back to kissing. The hard part is over, you just want her to forget about her pants. Use your body language to say, "The pants happened, Baby, but that's all in the past, we're back to kissing now."

If she fights you physically, that's game over. The only workaround for that entails a lengthy trial and prison sentence. Not worth it. Let her fix herself and get real humorous. You were just playing around. Get in some more light kissing and get a laugh out of her before she leaves the room. Never cancel out future pussy with over-aggression. If she leave the room with a smile, she'll be just that much easier to slay later.

If skirt/dress:

Half the work is done for you. Panties are all that's between you and the promised land. (A side note: if you can't bang a girl who wears skirts w/o panties, then no amount of game technique will help you.)

Do NOT use the panties to the side technique. Get those panties off. Using the same technique as the pants, after getting between her legs, raise up quickly when she's in mid kiss, put her legs together and snatch those panties. Same resistance rules apply.

Post panties: Kissing, but keep it limited. Just enough to re-establish the connection and get her mouth going against yours. Once you feel her back into a kissing rhythm, it's time to go rogue. While kissing you should be "ghost grinding". Move between her legs so that your hips stimulate her inner thighs, but don't make contact with her pelvis. The stimulation along with the under-stimulation of the vulva will raise her sense of anticipation and leave her clit sensitive.

Now you get after it. Don't waste time working your way around, and all that Cosmo technique. Tongue on clit. Vertical stimulation with the tip of your tongue. Most clits work just like your dick, the underside of the head (behind the pee hole on you) is the trigger zone. Focus there. The short space between the tip of her clit and the base of it is the target. I find that laying flat and reaching around one thigh to lift the clit hood if very good. Your arm around her thigh holds her in place and your fingers can open up her vulva to provide best access. Grind yourself a little on the mattress to keep yourself hard and try to get your cock free, you're gonna need that thing momentarily.

This should not take long. Women get wet about as fast as you get hard so with your other hand, get a couple of fingers in periodically to test for wetness. If she's wet when you get there, stimulate and move to the next step. If not, get after the clit until she is. Then...

Raise up and drive your cock in.
Get your mouth on her mouth immediately to distract her and keep her from protesting. Most women, that is MOST women, will simply relent at this point. Once she feels the cock inside her wetness, most females simply accept that their getting fucked and give themselves over (if she orders you out, game over, get out and follow the fighting protocol above). If you're a good fuck she'll thank you afterward. Women don't want to feel slutty. You've given her an excuse to do something slutty without having to be accountable which allows her to enjoy it without guilt. The hamster wheel must spin gentleman so better that you spin it than her.

And this brings us to cuddling. Dude, don't be an idiot. She gave you the pussy, give the bitch her reward. Praise her, hold her, be appreciative. Women love that shit. She should leave your place floating on air. If Stateside I'd suggest a follow up fuck, on her terms (hey it's free pussy), just so she doesn't feel used. Then, usual let-her-down-easy tactics. You got the pussy, she doesn't feel used, everybody wins and nobody has to go to prison.
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Pretty much sums up what I do if I feel the need to break through LMR. Even done to just thrusting the cock in while making out with her real fast. Which is probably why I almost always break through LMR.

Post sex you always cuddle for a bit. Hang out for a bit more. Kiss a bit (kiss them on the forehead, bishes love that shit). When they leave, make sure you kiss them before they leave and tell them text you letting you know they got home safe.

Although this thread is going to quickly devolve into a cunnilingus debate.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Suggest moving this to the newbie section.

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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Quote: (03-27-2014 03:15 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

Suggest moving this to the newbie section.

negative. LMR breaking techniques are not newbie discussions. Especially ones that work.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

One of the best things I ever picked up was to finger a chick reaching over her ass from the back.

As in if she's on top of you, you're grabbing her ass, then reach waaaaay down and start fingering her. Feels real awkward for you, but she can't really tell the difference.

You go in from the front, she knows whats up and can swat you away. You go in from the back for a casual ass grab, which almost never gets rejected, then reach your hand down and it 'just happened' to her. All consensual, of course
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Quote: (03-27-2014 06:55 PM)chambs88 Wrote:  

One of the best things I ever picked up was to finger a chick reaching over her ass from the back.

As in if she's on top of you, you're grabbing her ass, then reach waaaaay down and start fingering her.

You go in from the front, she knows whats up and can swat you away. You go in from the back, grab her ass, then move down and it 'just happened'. All consensual, of course

yep. she thinks your just going for some grab ass. You slowly work your fingers towards the pussy. Slowly, and deliberately. Getting closer and closer. A light touch here, a brush there. Within a few minutes your knuckles deep. She's too turned to say no. And if she does say no, you back up and begin the process all over again. It may take 5 minute. It may take a half hour.

Most LMR is due to not effectively turning her on while at same time giving her plausible deniability.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

The Original Emotional Alpha
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Jeans really are a bummer to get off, trying to make out with a girl and trying to undo that top button is like multitasking taken up to a new level. Last time this defeated me as I couldn't do both without her saying no not tonight etc and she would wriggle away. Oh well I tried my best haha
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Quote: (03-27-2014 06:59 PM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  

without her saying no not tonight etc and she would wriggle away.

"duh, I'm not doing anything tonight. What are thinking? I'm a classy gal"

take two steps back, and then continue forward.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

The Original Emotional Alpha
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Quote: (03-27-2014 07:00 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

take two steps back, and then continue forward.

Fucking correct attitude.

My old man's a deep sea Marlin man. Loves doing that shit. You give line, you take line. Give line, take line. Eventually you've taken more than you've given and *BANG*
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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Quote: (03-27-2014 06:59 PM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  

Jeans really are a bummer to get off, trying to make out with a girl and trying to undo that top button is like multitasking taken up to a new level. Last time this defeated me as I couldn't do both without her saying no not tonight etc and she would wriggle away. Oh well I tried my best haha

Eh, I'm not really worried about jeans. Sure, the alternatives are better, but honestly, the one thing that's missing here is touch and teasing. Yes you covered getting the panties off and I agree with that part, it's good. However, you turn a girl on the most in her mind. If you've got her there, the pussy will be wet and come in almost all cases.

Jeans? Here's some info:

No problem, make out with her, tease her, touch her without being absolutely direct/thirsty. Make HER want YOU, not YOU show her how much you want HER.

My go to move would be to tease, caress, run my hands up the small of her back, along her spine, such a light touch that it makes her shiver (as I'm kissing her from the front), reach the back of her neck, weave my fingers into the back of her hair and grip it tightly, then release, then tighten again... As I continue to kiss her passionately, move to the side of her face, to her neck, as I turn her around with my other free hand and using the grip I have on the back of her hair until she's got her ass against my crotch and I'm still kissing her, taking my free hand and turning her face so she twists (with her ass still on my crotch) and brings her lips to mine, sliding my free hand down her side, down her stomach, and down right below her pants and possibly below her panties, depending. Usually I'm still kissing them and my hand can continue downwards, sliding a finger into her wetness as I grind against her (and she should be grinding her ass against me at this point). From there you just play with her and tease her as she gets wet really fast, then undo her pants, slide them down (hopefully getting the panties with them), and plunge your dick into her as your hand (still with a grip of her hair) guides her to bend over and assume the position.

*shrug* But that's just me.

EDIT: Just so we're clear, I enjoy going down on a girl, pretty much a lot of things that will get a girl off that most guys aren't willing to put in the effort for or aren't willing to learn. If you're fucking randoms for SNLs and such, definitely consider how much risk you're taking doing that and whether it's even worth it. I'm not much for that deal but to each their own.

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"Tongue Rape" - Cunnilingus and LMR

Great guide. Reading any sort of LMR guide just makes me chuckle. It's kind of funny we have to go through all this bullshit.

Anyone here explain what OP meant by "ghost grinding"? He got banned and I didn't understand from the description.

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