[Horus]

Not everyone who stumbles across ROK gets the message. This guy's logic is about as lazy as his lifestyle. He spends almost eight minutes making the points that:

• Everone who reads or conributes to ROK is an arsehole
  

• ROK readers and contributers hate everyone.
  

Somehow I think he's missed the point. This guy more than anyone could benefit from ROK. Most likely a lost cause though. I almost feel sorry for him.

[j r]

This guy needs a diet or maybe gastric bypass surgery. Everything else in his life is superfluous to his obesity.

[gwshark]

(02-22-2014 07:18 AM)j r Wrote:  

This guy needs a diet or maybe gastric bypass surgery. Everything else in his life is superfluous to his obesity.

It's his right to be obese and have disgusting style but still get as much pussy and social respect as anyone else.

[Beyond Borders]

Holy fatass on the video screenshot.

Would not watch.

[Sp5]

(02-22-2014 06:41 AM)Horus Wrote:  

Somehow I think he's missed the point. This guy more than anyone could benefit from ROK. Most likely a lost cause though. I almost feel sorry for him.

You never know. I sent him a message offering our sincere help. Suggested he start with a diet and exercise plan.

[Matt3B]

"Use an adblocker because I'm sure by visiting them you make them money, and I don't want to make them any more money".

".....but I'm going to still keep visiting to enrage myself further and further because my pitiful existence serves no better purpose than being bitter about everything".

[LeightonBlackstock]

His posture in the video looks like he's fallen over and has been unable to get off the floor for the past week so the dog has been bringing him Pepsi and burgers and he's been making ROK hate videos to entertain himself until the neighbours come round for his scheduled monthly sponge bath and end up helping him up with the aid of a JCB

[aphelion]

Relevant to this thread: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-33389.html

[Sombro]

It's the Jabba the Hutt posture.

[WanderingSoul]

Is there really a ROK article titled "Your son is a fucking faggot?" lol.

[Candlejack]

Maybe he is laying eggs... He does look like he has hamsters in his cheeks

[Roosh]

(02-22-2014 08:31 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Is there really a ROK article titled "Your son is a fucking faggot?" lol.

Yes

http://www.returnofkings.com/15385/your-...ing-faggot

[WanderingSoul]

I actually feel somewhat bad for this guy. His life has to be fucking horrible.

CasketKing is a fitting handle because this dude is going to drop dead before long or put a bullet through his brain.

TLDR, dropped out in 8th grade. No GED. Depression. Working at fast food but had to quit/got fired because he couldn't keep up. 23 years old. Thinks hes not smart enough to learn any kind of skill or trade. Life plan is to make money from YouTube. Stopped watching at 3:40 because I felt like killing myself.

[Sombro]

(02-22-2014 08:24 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

His posture in the video looks like he's fallen over and has been unable to get off the floor for the past week so the dog has been bringing him Pepsi and burgers and he's been making ROK hate videos to entertain himself until the neighbours come round for his scheduled monthly sponge bath and end up helping him up with the aid of a JCB

[aphelion]

There but for the grace of God go many of us. Let us look at his folly as instructional.

[bacon]

Some digging on his youtube page reveals he is a bronie

[Goldin Boy]

Quote:

This guy more than anyone could benefit from ROK. Most likely a lost cause though. I almost feel sorry for him.

I don't feel bad for him. 0:35-0:42, even his dog has 0 respect for him.

[Scesci]

Double chin... Check
Huge Face Tiny Eyes...Check
Spaced Teeth...Check
Neck Beard...Check
Bronie...Check
Game Denialist...Check
Jabba the hut posturing...Check

[Chocolate Porsche]

What would you do if he pinned you down on the ground.

[Suits]

Is this Omega?

[Maximun]

Let Morpheus explains it

[WanderingSoul]

(02-22-2014 09:04 AM)Chocolate Porsche Wrote:  

What would you do if he pinned you down on the ground.

Apparently dudes on this forum would start to fondle his nuts.

That'd be one way to get him off I guess.

[Rutting Elephant]

(02-22-2014 09:02 AM)Scesci Wrote:  



Double chin... Check
Huge Face Tiny Eyes...Check
Spaced Teeth...Check
Neck Beard...Check
Bronie...Check
Game Denialist...Check
Jabba the hut posturing...Check

Probably my favorite SP episode, and I have never played Warcraft or any other mmorpg.

[runninutebball]

I started to watch the video RioNomad posted but had to stop. Too sad. I feel for the guy though. Depression is no joke. I hope he gets some meds, therapy, and/or exercise. Without some combination of that he'll have trouble following any self - improvement program

[Daddy]

Thank you fat boy, without your video I wouldn't have known I missed this good article by Emmanuel Goldstein.