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March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day
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March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

Some of your girls have asked you to get them somewhere romantic and spend money showering them with affection and rose petals. Did you ask them about their opinion on March 14th? Last night I met a girl who told me that a guy deserves full service and more on that day if he put effort into Valentines for her.
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March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

I have always stuck to the frame that a girl gives a quality blowjob in exchange for me giving her an orgasm or a few instead of finishing when I want, which could be sooner.

If she wants a card or flowers she earns this by buying me a gift too or cooking our meal.

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March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

I've always told girls I have no problems with celebrating valentine's day for a feminine girl who appreciates me and who celebrates the male valentine's day with me.

So far this Valentine's Day I've spent $16 bucks at Costco for some flowers and re-used a vase I had. I'm sure she'll be celebrating on her knees later on tonight judging from her reaction. The steak can wait.

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#4

March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

Like Mage says avoid any woman who tries to use sex in a transactional manner to get things that are not related to sex. Or get with those girls and fuck them well enough where they stop thinking of sex as some gift that they give you.

In general if you need a special day to get a nice meal and get your dick sucked, you're in a shitty relationship.
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#5

March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

My girlfriend gives me a blowjob whenever I want, and, between the two of us, I'm better at grilling a steak.

Every day has the potential to be a steak and blowjob kind of day. I don't need to set a date for it.

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#6

March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

Yeah this whole "steak and blowjob day" thing is retarded. It reinforces that getting a steak and blowjob are rare treats for men.

Take the red pill and get a fucking steak and/or blowjob whenever you want.

Edit: I can't remember the last time I bought a girl anything. It's not that I haven't, it's that I never do it on a major holiday. There's just nothing about buying things for girls that appeals to me, and I have zero incentive to. The older I get, the more I have this near-fanatical sense of self-worth. You could call it egotism but I don't think that's doing it justice. I'm starting to realize that masculine, high-value men, are natural cornerstones in a feminine woman's life. Just by being with a girl is way better than anything you could get her, or at least that's my mentality.

Valentine's Day gift? Shit, I AM the gift.

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#7

March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

Agree with thedude and cincinnatus here. However, I still get something small and symbolic for the girl, like a chocolate. If she's treating me well, I don't see why I wouldn't do a small favor for her to show my appreciation. The only time I'd skip the gift entirely is if she was acting badly in the period before it.

Valentine's day is the consequence, not the cause.

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March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

March 14 is pie day. Get that bisch making an apple pie.
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March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day

Quote: (02-15-2014 10:09 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

Yeah this whole "steak and blowjob day" thing is retarded. It reinforces that getting a steak and blowjob are rare treats for men.

The only dudes I know of in real life who talk about that holiday are whipped dorks.

I got road head while stuck in a 9 am traffic jam the other day, then I went and ate a steak for lunch.

That holiday means nothing to me.
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