[Kickb]

I am kinda bored at the moment figured i would share my first experience of hanging out with a group of some real real lame dudes. A group of 40 year old virgins.

The other night the only super beta guy i hangout with wanted to know if i wanted to hang out with him and his friends that night. Since I was tired of the terminal mud butt I had obtained through many nights of partying i figured it would be good to just take it easy for a night and let my body reset. I said that sounded good and we met up and drove to the place.

After driving for 40 minuets holy shit we finally arrived at his friends apartment. We rang the doorbell and i wondered why i didnt just stay in and read The 48 Laws of Power. The door opens and what do i see? A tall uber skinny guy with a big nose and curly blond hair, a real life big bird.

We walk into the living room and oh what do you know, they are playing call of duty. I meet the rest of the goon squad. the owner of the apartment has a super square face and long hair and big eyes with an omnipresent smile. He played WoW the entire night, no exaggeration. There is another guy with a big patch of grey hair, pointy chin, and boxy eyes. This guy was making annoying noises and sex jokes all night. dude named Chuck who's style was straight out of the 90s. He was the coolest guy there.

The apartment itself was in and of itself a shrine of syfy movies. Three episodes of starwars posters in very nice frames. A gigantic picture of a video game character framed proudly above the main couch. speakers everywhere. When i went to get a drink the fridge had copious amounts of
dr.pepper and mountain dew bottles. I looked for a seat and luckily i was warned not to sit on chucks chair. I did not want to know why.

As i met everyone i realized this is who i was going to be hanging out with for the next couple hours, i regretted my decision to leave the comforts of my apartment. After playing a game of call of duty i sat down in a Swedish massage chair, got my droid out and checked out of the conversation for a long time.

After playing for what seemed like an hour or two They finally turned off call of duty and wanted to watch a movie. They were going through net flix and looked for movies to watch. They kept spouting off stupid movies and so i thought i would throw a movie out. in jest, i said "Why dont we watch Trolls 2." oops,bad idea. We ended up watching Trolls 2 all night long. Trolls 2 is regarded as one of the worst movies of all time. The horrible acting was funny for about 20 minuets, after that it is just an annoying movie to watch.

2 hours later the movie was finally over and we left. i dont think i will ever do that again. looking forward to a night of beer pong and a mudbutt the following morning

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[IshGibbor]

(12-28-2010 01:20 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

I am kinda bored at the moment figured i would share my first experience of hanging out with a group of some real real lame dudes. A group of 40 year old virgins.

The other night the only super beta guy i hangout with wanted to know if i wanted to hang out with him and his friends that night. Since I was tired of the terminal mud butt I had obtained through many nights of partying i figured it would be good to just take it easy for a night and let my body reset. I said that sounded good and we met up and drove to the place.

After driving for 40 minuets holy shit we finally arrived at his friends apartment. We rang the doorbell and i wondered why i didnt just stay in and read The 48 Laws of Power. The door opens and what do i see? A tall uber skinny guy with a big nose and curly blond hair, a real life big bird.

We walk into the living room and oh what do you know, they are playing call of duty. I meet the rest of the goon squad. the owner of the apartment has a super square face and long hair and big eyes with an omnipresent smile. He played WoW the entire night, no exaggeration. There is another guy with a big patch of grey hair, pointy chin, and boxy eyes. This guy was making annoying noises and sex jokes all night. dude named Chuck who's style was straight out of the 90s. He was the coolest guy there.

The apartment itself was in and of itself a shrine of syfy movies. Three episodes of starwars posters in very nice frames. A gigantic picture of a video game character framed proudly above the main couch. speakers everywhere. When i went to get a drink the fridge had copious amounts of
dr.pepper and mountain dew bottles. I looked for a seat and luckily i was warned not to sit on chucks chair. I did not want to know why.

As i met everyone i realized this is who i was going to be hanging out with for the next couple hours, i regretted my decision to leave the comforts of my apartment. After playing a game of call of duty i sat down in a Swedish massage chair, got my droid out and checked out of the conversation for a long time.

After playing for what seemed like an hour or two They finally turned off call of duty and wanted to watch a movie. They were going through net flix and looked for movies to watch. They kept spouting off stupid movies and so i thought i would throw a movie out. in jest, i said "Why dont we watch Trolls 2." oops,bad idea. We ended up watching Trolls 2 all night long. Trolls 2 is regarded as one of the worst movies of all time. The horrible acting was funny for about 20 minuets, after that it is just an annoying movie to watch.

2 hours later the movie was finally over and we left. i dont think i will ever do that again. looking forward to a night of beer pong and a mudbutt the following morning

I used to play video games when I was younger but quit during my undergraduate years. After graduation, I was living the workforce life and getting repeated calls from my brother to pick up a controller again since video games have now evolved into a whole new medium where intellectual inquiry could be discussed and it would be very entertaining. I spent the past few days smoking weed, listening to music, watching movies and playing video games. This was in direct contrast to the working out, reading, writing, and being social that I usually do when I am back in my nest. It was not just XBOX 360 with Call Of Duty, Nazi Zombies and PS3 with the motion controllers but also the flat out over indulging of technology period (IPAD, Blue Ray Players, Nooks and Kindles).

My dad is a tech nerd and as soon as he has the latest toy, he is on his Apple TV watching some geek show about the next innovative product that he wishes to buy. After playing for about a week in this virtual cave where I had access to all the great technological gifts companies are saying the world should own, I felt like absolute dog shit coming out of my tech/weed binge going from one toy to the next looking to fill my idle time with entertainment. I experienced severe depression, anxiety and lack of energy like you wouldn't believe after a few days. To think that people spend years, everyday, doing what I did for a brief week is amazing. The sad thing I found out was that my father has been doing this for years!

This past Christmas my father bought me an XBOX 360, Wireless adapter and my youngest brother gave me Grand Theft Auto 4. Playing the game, I have to admit it was freaking amazing what they have done to the series (one of my favorites) and video games as a whole (last one I owned was PS2);however, video games should not and should never be a replacement for real life. I would tell those guys they need to cut down on the games and go out and meet people and experience new events. Video Games are for when my mind is fried from all the reading and writing I did that day, I have no homework assignments, I've met my social goals and I am just honestly looking for an escape from the daily grind. This usually occurs at the end of the week (Sunday for the most part) where I have spent the past week doing all the other things I should be doing to death and I want a simple escape.

This type of regiment makes me a very bad at Call Of Duty though, I always and forever will be getting my ass kicked in that game.

Ish