[El_gato]

Ok man - sorry for being so rough. A couple of the guy crossed the line...
Your explaination helps matters - I have been taken to the cleaners over drinks and dinners - it just sets me off when others in the man sphere fall what I have fallen for . We want the best for you

[Quintus Curtius]

So that's what a marketing troll looks like. Replete with misspellings, charming grammatical errors, and a pathetic "hook" backstory. Sigh.

I'm just waiting for the day when I see a thread start like this:

Good morning, gentlemen. I am a very wealthy Minister of Finance in the city of Lagos, Nigeria. I am looking for someone to whom I can extend the utmost confidence and trust in their personal integrirty [sic]. You have been selected for this tastk [sic], as I have been a follower of your Forum for some time. I would ask someone please to contact me at this email address so that I can wire him a large sum of money that I can hold for safekeeping in the USA, because of political turbulence here.

Most gracious Wishes,
Nkrumah Wandabango