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Do 30 squats, get a free ticket on russian subway
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Do 30 squats, get a free ticket on russian subway

Squat into a free train ride

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To promote the upcoming 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics, subway stations in Moscow have added these impressive new machines which allow passengers to do 30 squats for a train ticket.






If only they made it a requirement.
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Do 30 squats, get a free ticket on russian subway

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"To promote the upcoming 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics, subway stations in Moscow have added these impressive new machines which allow passengers to do 30 squats for a train ticket.
It's a little like how you used your Wii Fit that first week after Christmas, but with an actual reward. This machine can also tell if you're cheating, unlike the couch calisthenics you can get away with at home."
Leave it to Russians to solve the fat woman epidemic. Agree this should be mandatory in the US.

Fat woman enters a department store to buy plus size lingerie--200 squats
Fat woman wants to use public transportation or drives a car instead of walking--100 squats.
Fat woman enters restaurant/food establishment to eat burger and diet coke--300 squats
Fat woman enters starbucks for a milkshake --400 squats.
Fat woman to use elevator instead of stairs--100 squats
Fat woman wants to mouth off on the internet about fat acceptance--500 squats.
Fat woman wants to post OKC profile labeling herself BBW--1000 squats.

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Do 30 squats, get a free ticket on russian subway

I love the big guy in orange! I can't read Russian as of yet but I get the idea of the video. Its brilliant. More places should have that option. Be lazy and pay or get a few squats and a free ride.

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Do 30 squats, get a free ticket on russian subway

I think this was in another thread, or might be a dupe...
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Do 30 squats, get a free ticket on russian subway

Whoops, after searching 'squats subway' and 'Russian squats' and nothing coming up, decided to post. But here's a thread after searching '30 squats'...

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-29885....=30+squats

My bad.
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