[Rutting Elephant]

Off one of the many reddit confession threads. The story is mundane enough, but one of the responses is classic.

Xythem15 739 points 5 months ago
This girl at a party once was so hammered, vomiting in the 3rd floor bathroom at a house while everyone was on the 1st floor. Someone told me i was the most sober, so i should go help; and i regret agreeing to that. She was borderline drowning... by herself, in the toilet water. i panicked. i pulled her out, expecting to have to give her CPR but thankfully it wasn't necessary. we talked for a while, i calmed her down and got her a glass of water. and out of the blue, she confesses to me how much she hates her boyfriend Ian and how she loves to cheat on him when she goes to parties.
oh, by the way. it was a costume party, Halloween 2010. and my name is Ian... i had to save my girlfriends life, then hear about how much she hated me and loves being a whore.

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dimondolla 333 points 5 months ago
Head goes back into the toilet.

[Tytalus]

Uh links?

[Tuthmosis]

(01-06-2014 08:08 PM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  

Off one of the many reddit confession threads.

I can't believe you believe any stories on Reddit. Even if they provide video or image confirmation, you should be skeptical.

[Basil Ransom]

(01-06-2014 11:51 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(01-06-2014 08:08 PM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  

Off one of the many reddit confession threads.

I can't believe you believe any stories on Reddit. Even if they provide video or image confirmation, you should be skeptical.

Yeah, this is one of the biggest demerits of the red pill reddit. So many "OMG OMG OMG, THIS REDDIT STORY PROVES THE TRUTH OF THE RED PILL!!!1!"

Live the life, and hang with guys who do, and you'll have stories just as crazy.

[getar]

But the story sounds cool and it really can happen

[funkyzeit]

I agree with ^, the story has a good twist but reddit is known as the cesspool of attention whores who like to fabricate stories.

[magellan]

I definitely feel for the guy if this story actually happened, but I'm skeptical.

This does remind me of something that really did happen to me though not even a week ago. I was out a club for this chick's birthday and sitting at a table since she had some dude getting bottle service for her. There's a table right next to us with another group, and sitting right next to me is a girl, about 6-7 on the American scale, and her simp boyfriend to the right. Our arms touch occasionally, brief flirtations here and there but I choose not to pursue out of respect for the guy. About an hour later the birthday girl comes over to me to do a shot, bumps into the girl I'm sitting next to, they laugh, and the girl whispers something into birthday girl's ear and they have an even better laugh. Birthday girl tell me a few minutes later than the girl had said how much she hated her BF and enjoyed cheating on him. He's sitting there not even a foot away and hasn't a clue.

I'm afraid dude's gonna have to learn the hard way.

[Rutting Elephant]

I didn't assume the story was true. I just found the response funny. Anyway, here's the link:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1jjpxp/

Which (until this thread) was the only Google result for "head goes back into the toilet."