[drymarro]

Curious, what's considered big?

[Hades]

(02-28-2012 01:18 PM)drymarro Wrote:  

Curious, what's considered big?

I guess it would be two standard deviations above average.
So according to wikipedia

Quote:

While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).[6][7][8] The consensus on typical circumference is 12.3 cm (4.85 in), requiring a diameter of roughly 3.9 cm (1.54 in) when fully erect.

So yeah, if your dick is over seven and a half inches long, you're in the top five percent of the general population. If your dick is bigger around than five and three quarters of an inch, you're in the top five percent of the general population.

[MrXY]

I have experimented with a "do the opposite" tactic a few times

If the conversation jokingly sexual, I make an offhand comment something like " don't know about that, I have a tiny penis, anyway"

I then hold up my thumb and index finger and indicate about 1-2 inches.

This usually gets a giggle and a "yeah right". a couple of times girls have challenged me on this "I bet it is" to see if you will back down. I just held my frame with a smirk.

Girls know that guys are concerned about their penis size, so they assume that any guy who would joke about being small must in fact be very confident in his size- i. e. large.

In fact, I am above average (tho still within normal range) so I can do this confidently.

I don't know if this helped me get bangs or not but it is amusing

[DLuzhin]

On a second or third date mention that long ago, as a freshman in college, you really liked a girl but had to let her go because there was a "size difference" that made you two physically incompatible.

Or just say you don't like blow jobs.

[oldnemesis]

(02-27-2012 11:22 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

You [gesturing]: God, my hip flexors and achilles tendons hurt sooo much.

*sigh* I'd have to take the language tutor to pronounce those words properly. Body parts are tough. Could you believe I still use Google Translator for some words to talk to my surgeon?

[Skyhigh]

(02-28-2012 01:37 PM)Hades Wrote:  

(02-28-2012 01:18 PM)drymarro Wrote:  

Curious, what's considered big?

I guess it would be two standard deviations above average.
So according to wikipedia

Quote:

While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).[6][7][8] The consensus on typical circumference is 12.3 cm (4.85 in), requiring a diameter of roughly 3.9 cm (1.54 in) when fully erect.

So yeah, if your dick is over seven and a half inches long, you're in the top five percent of the general population. If your dick is bigger around than five and three quarters of an inch, you're in the top five percent of the general population.

I think you failed your math class.

[Skyhigh]

big dick has its disadvantages, you can't do anal and sometimes no oral.

[oldnemesis]

(03-08-2012 02:05 AM)Skyhigh Wrote:  

big dick has its disadvantages, you can't do anal and sometimes no oral.

That's true, but it doesn't matter as a typical vagina feels like anal.
Thing is, sometime you cannot even do vaginal, and that sucks.

[Khaleth]

Are you tall?

I usually say something along the lines of "I'm 6'2" and proportionate..." With a smirk. As long as you aren't gaming complete retards they will know what you're talking about.

[oldnemesis]

I'm 5'4, so I say "I'm long"

[soup]

Another thing you can do is to hint that you don't like to sit down on toilets because your dick dips into the water. Not sure how to make talking about sitting down on a toilet sound cool though..

[timmy21]

(12-10-2010 04:27 AM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

This is probably the cultural/language issue, so I need to ask the advice of you guys. How to integrate that into the initial DHV stage? The best way I'd plan it to use some ambiguous words, which meaning would be very clear, but at the same time not exact, so if she calls me out I'd call her out back with something like "I didn't say anything like that, it is your depraved and perverted mind tries to make things up". Or something like that.

Another thing I'd like to integrate is skydiving. I do skydive, and while I do it for fun (no competitions), I do have "D" license (top) and close to 600 skydives. However most times I introduce this it sounds like heavy bragging. Which it is, but I'd prefer it not to sound like that.

Any suggestions?

I think girls know if a guy is well hung or not, a guy who has big hands and feet, changes are he's well hung as well, I ve used this line before, my shoe size is 14, you know what they say about guys with big feet.

[AntiTrace]

(03-16-2012 02:51 AM)soup Wrote:  

Another thing you can do is to hint that you don't like to sit down on toilets because your dick dips into the water. Not sure how to make talking about sitting down on a toilet sound cool though..

Ive done this as a joke sometime. Come back from the bathroom acting all pissed off. Everyone asks whats wrong, and you say something along the line of hating when your dick touches the pink urinal cup, then jokingly excuse yourself to go home and shower.

[michelin]

They check out your size by grinding you on the dancefloor. Also standing close to them helps.

Any more opinions on the importance of dick size in game? I figured out it is no taboo to bring it up in the conversation after the make out, it actually turns them on...

[Armenian]

The box of Magnums does work. I once bought two different types of Magnums because they were on sale. When I went to pay, I find out one of them wasn't on sale. Left one at the cash while I went back to the condom aisle to exchange the other. When I return, a girl buying something at the next cash was just starring at the box that I had left and then looked at me with a long stare. I didn't say anything to her as I was in a relationship at the time.

[Armenian]

(03-16-2012 04:55 AM)timmy21 Wrote:  

(12-10-2010 04:27 AM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

This is probably the cultural/language issue, so I need to ask the advice of you guys. How to integrate that into the initial DHV stage? The best way I'd plan it to use some ambiguous words, which meaning would be very clear, but at the same time not exact, so if she calls me out I'd call her out back with something like "I didn't say anything like that, it is your depraved and perverted mind tries to make things up". Or something like that.

Another thing I'd like to integrate is skydiving. I do skydive, and while I do it for fun (no competitions), I do have "D" license (top) and close to 600 skydives. However most times I introduce this it sounds like heavy bragging. Which it is, but I'd prefer it not to sound like that.

Any suggestions?

I think girls know if a guy is well hung or not, a guy who has big hands and feet, changes are he's well hung as well, I ve used this line before, my shoe size is 14, you know what they say about guys with big feet.

I have size 14 feet. Whenever a girl tells me the "You know what they say..." I always act all innocent and say "No what do they say?"

[Parlay44]

I had a girl tell me that some guys are "show-ers" and others are "growers".

Show-ers are the same size erect and flaccid. Told me that this was mostly black dudes she's dated.

Growers are reall small when flaccid and fill out to the max length when erect. Aka white dudes.

[Drazen]

(10-16-2012 09:53 PM)Armenian Wrote:  

I have size 14 feet. Whenever a girl tells me the "You know what they say..." I always act all innocent and say "No what do they say?"

Yeah. I have size 13, i play it off as well but I kind of make sure to slip it in conversation if there's an opening.

[soup]

Just start talking about fashion. If you were tight pants like I do, you can start complaining about how they don't give enough room in the crotch area. But don't make it so obvious that you are trying DBD (demonstrate big dick). Soften it by saying stuff like, "Oh yeah, these are great- for some reason, in the winter they, don't get too cold and summer they don't get too hot. Probably because they are tight. The only problem is that they really don't leave enough room in the crotch area. You can tell that they were probably inspired by women jeans or something."

[soup]

(03-16-2012 05:38 AM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

(03-16-2012 02:51 AM)soup Wrote:  

Another thing you can do is to hint that you don't like to sit down on toilets because your dick dips into the water. Not sure how to make talking about sitting down on a toilet sound cool though..

Ive done this as a joke sometime. Come back from the bathroom acting all pissed off. Everyone asks whats wrong, and you say something along the line of hating when your dick touches the pink urinal cup, then jokingly excuse yourself to go home and shower.

You can do this, but be careful not to say that your dick is touching toilet water (which mine actually has at times). Cooties...

[scorpion]

I have experimented with a tactic I call the "accidental" cock pic text.

I'll use this on chicks whose numbers I got online but who for whatever reason was never able to meet up with.

So basically, if communication goes cold with a girl I'll just ignore her for a couple of weeks. Then out of the blue, I will "accidentally" text her a cock pic with the caption, "What time will u be over?"

It's basically a re-start text that cuts all the bullshit and goes straight for the chance to fuck. About half the girls will just ignore it, and most of the rest will be like, "Was that meant for me?"

Just tell them, "Oops, wrong person. I know you're too innocent to appreciate that "

It sets the ground for an immediate sexual opportunity.

I have gotten two bangs this way. In both cases, the chicks responded positively and came over within a few days just to fuck.

Of course, I've probably sent it out to at least a dozen chicks. So most don't bite on it.

But still, not bad for numbers you would probably write off otherwise.

And I'm above average but not huge, so this tactic would probably work even better for dudes packing monster heat.

By the way, this tactic works even better in person. It's amazing the results you can get by just fearlessly whipping out your dick at the right moment. It's like Pavlov's dog. When chicks see a hard cock in front of them, they respond instinctively.

[Anon-A-Moose]

That is fucking genius.

Also yeah waterdick is not a good sensation. Especially early in the morning. And I'd be afraid to with a modern public restroom. I refuse to shit in a public restroom anymore purely for fear of waterdick.

[PrettyBoy]

Man...all this extra. To each his own though. But I go through my wallet to show her a picture, my magnum condom mysteriously drops right out. "oops"
They ALWAYS giggle. You got her.

[soup]

(10-17-2012 06:56 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

I have experimented with a tactic I call the "accidental" cock pic text.

I'll use this on chicks whose numbers I got online but who for whatever reason was never able to meet up with.

So basically, if communication goes cold with a girl I'll just ignore her for a couple of weeks. Then out of the blue, I will "accidentally" text her a cock pic with the caption, "What time will u be over?"

It's basically a re-start text that cuts all the bullshit and goes straight for the chance to fuck. About half the girls will just ignore it, and most of the rest will be like, "Was that meant for me?"

Just tell them, "Oops, wrong person. I know you're too innocent to appreciate that "

It sets the ground for an immediate sexual opportunity.

I have gotten two bangs this way. In both cases, the chicks responded positively and came over within a few days just to fuck.

Of course, I've probably sent it out to at least a dozen chicks. So most don't bite on it.

But still, not bad for numbers you would probably write off otherwise.

And I'm above average but not huge, so this tactic would probably work even better for dudes packing monster heat.

By the way, this tactic works even better in person. It's amazing the results you can get by just fearlessly whipping out your dick at the right moment. It's like Pavlov's dog. When chicks see a hard cock in front of them, they respond instinctively.

Great

[3agle 3yes]

A big dick isn't a DHV. Anybody loser can have a big dick...

In fact, men are more impressed with big dicks than women...that says it all.