This is probably the cultural/language issue, so I need to ask the advice of you guys. How to integrate that into the initial DHV stage? The best way I'd plan it to use some ambiguous words, which meaning would be very clear, but at the same time not exact, so if she calls me out I'd call her out back with something like "I didn't say anything like that, it is your depraved and perverted mind tries to make things up". Or something like that.

Another thing I'd like to integrate is skydiving. I do skydive, and while I do it for fun (no competitions), I do have "D" license (top) and close to 600 skydives. However most times I introduce this it sounds like heavy bragging. Which it is, but I'd prefer it not to sound like that.

Any suggestions?

Talk about the incredible sense of freedom you feel when you let go of everything. Use throwing yourself out of the plane as a metaphor for letting go of fear, hope, past and the future. Everything is marginalized because when you're sky-diving from several miles, the only thing going through your mind is "now".

I just made that shit up. Never been skydiving.

The point is - it doesn't matter WHAT you say, what matters are the emotions you make HER feel. Put together the story that gives the feelings you want to give her, and she'll experience it with you. That's the point of DHV. By telling her a story about what makes YOU feel good in a way that makes HER feel good. This way she'll want to suck your dick more.

I remember once, back when I used to bother with condoms, I had a 12 pack of beer in one hand and a box of magnums in the other, two girls were at the cashier's register looking at me sideways "looks like you're gonna have some fun". It gave me the idea that if I could subtly let a girl catch a calculated flash of a magnum in my wallet while I was paying for drinks that it would dhv. I never got around to testing the idea. Maybe I should get back to that.....

Invictus is right on. There's always the "what do you do in your free time" question that girls ask. Lay on this romantic visual masterpiece that has her wanting you to take her. Tell her you will. Bang her. And then never get around to it.

Thank you guys. I'd really appreciate some specific phrases though - as I said, I have general idea what to say, and my problem is mostly HOW to say.

Another important thing to point out - my vocabulary is still pretty basic, as could be seen from my posts, so I'd prefer to avoid using some not-so-well-known words (like voluptuous), as it is not likely I'd remember them

Every girl on the planet wants to go skydiving. When she asks about your interests seem embarrassed and say "well I don't like to mention it because most people think I'm crazy but, I go skydiving whenever I get a moment to myself. There's something peaceful and pure about falling through the sky. It's just you in the world and only you and God have any power over what happens". I would romanticize the shit out of that.

I'm defenetly not big but if I was packing like pornstar status. I would party in a crowded bar and cheers to everyone on how big my cock was and I knew how to use it. And if a chick tested me on it I would whip it out right there.

Or I would just tell the chick I have a big cock in the middle of the conversation and if she asked what I said, I would say nothing witha smirk on my face.

Quote: (12-10-2010 04:42 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

I remember once, back when I used to bother with condoms, I had a 12 pack of beer in one hand and a box of magnums in the other, two girls were at the cashier's register looking at me sideways "looks like you're gonna have some fun". It gave me the idea that if I could subtly let a girl catch a calculated flash of a magnum in my wallet while I was paying for drinks that it would dhv. I never got around to testing the idea. Maybe I should get back to that.....

Invictus is right on. There's always the "what do you do in your free time" question that girls ask. Lay on this romantic visual masterpiece that has her wanting you to take her. Tell her you will. Bang her. And then never get around to it.

This is offtopic, but reminds me of a funny time I went to CVS. I had gotten a rash on my arm from wrestling the week before that I decided to freeze off, I was also getting some action that night. The cashier was cute, and I walked up to the checkout with only two items. The magnum condoms, and wart remover.

The magnum condoms: increased my value.

The wart remover: lowered my value.

Look on the cashiers face: Arousal when she saw the magnums which immediately turned into disgust when she saw the wart remover.

I don't think she works there anymore.

I don't try to be ambiguous, I'm proud of my big dick and I don't care who knows it. My brother and I are both blessed, and I learned from him to just say it. If the conversation is already somewhat perverted, you can just slide it in there. One of my favorite lines he used, and I stole, was "I'm no Casanova or anything like that, but it helps that I have a big dick." Worst case scenario the girl just rolls her eyes and you move on, but at that point she should already be interested, I say these things to try to get her curious and thinking about my dick.

I certainly wouldn't say it at the beginning of the conversation or use it if the girl doesn't react the way you want her to when you say something else mildly perverse, but otherwise go for it.

An ex suggested to me that I keep a picture of my dick in my wallet. She said that I have an ugly face, but a beautiful big dick, and honestly thought a wallet pick would be a big draw.

Never did try it.

I don't have a huge dick (it is above normal size though) and I like to incorporate the following routine:

Walk up to a girl "Hey thanks..."
Her "For what?"
Me "For giving me a boner" (Only had one girl dislike this, also this is the easiest way to start a conversation about your dick)

Quote: (02-21-2012 10:46 PM)Cookie Wrote:  

I don't have a huge dick (it is above normal size though) and I like to incorporate the following routine:

Walk up to a girl "Hey thanks..."
Her "For what?"
Me "For giving me a boner" (Only had one girl dislike this, also this is the easiest way to start a conversation about your dick)

Haha. "Apocalypse opener 2"

How about the iPhone picture routine, where you have some cool pics in your photo album, and you are flipping through commenting on each one with a DHV story of what you were up to - and after 15-20 photos then you "accidentally" swipe your finger and it is obviously a self shot of a huge cock. You deadpan and say something like "you didn't just see that" and put the phone back in your pocket seemingly shocked you showed her a self portrait of your cock - all the while maintaining eye contact with her. Apologize, and excuse yourself for a cigarette. Go chat up another other girl up for a while. Return later than she thinks you will. Give it a solid 20 minutes.

She won't forget.

Quote: (02-21-2012 11:12 PM)durangotang Wrote:  

How about the iPhone picture routine, where you have some cool pics in your photo album, and you are flipping through commenting on each one with a DHV story of what you were up to - and after 15-20 photos then you "accidentally" swipe your finger and it is obviously a self shot of a huge cock. You deadpan and say something like "you didn't just see that" and put the phone back in your pocket seemingly shocked you showed her a self portrait of your cock - all the while maintaining eye contact with her. Apologize, and excuse yourself for a cigarette. Go chat up another other girl up for a while. Return later than she thinks you will. Give it a solid 20 minutes.

She won't forget.

Fortuitous accident. Smart.

I usually do it by getting complaining:

"God, you girls have it so easy. You don't know what it's like to be a man, you don't know what it's like to have to walk around with this giant thing swinging between your legs, knocking things over and such."

Quote: (02-22-2012 01:33 PM)soup Wrote:  

I usually do it by getting complaining:

"God, you girls have it so easy. You don't know what it's like to be a man, you don't know what it's like to have to walk around with this giant thing swinging between your legs, knocking things over and such."

That's a good one...a take off on the old Seinfeld bit where George's date sees him after a swimming session -- and it shrunk.

Watch Elaine's reaction.

Quote: (02-22-2012 01:33 PM)soup Wrote:  

I usually do it by getting complaining:

"God, you girls have it so easy. You don't know what it's like to be a man, you don't know what it's like to have to walk around with this giant thing swinging between your legs, knocking things over and such."

You can also add... "and injuring people."

Just pull it out. You'll be able to gauge her attraction instantly.

Quote: (02-21-2012 10:51 PM)houston Wrote:  

Quote: (02-21-2012 10:46 PM)Cookie Wrote:  

I don't have a huge dick (it is above normal size though) and I like to incorporate the following routine:

Walk up to a girl "Hey thanks..."
Her "For what?"
Me "For giving me a boner" (Only had one girl dislike this, also this is the easiest way to start a conversation about your dick)

Haha. "Apocalypse opener 2"

Yeah that was a line I've been using since before I learned game.

Quote: (02-21-2012 10:46 PM)Cookie Wrote:  

I don't have a huge dick (it is above normal size though) and I like to incorporate the following routine:

Walk up to a girl "Hey thanks..."
Her "For what?"
Me "For giving me a boner" (Only had one girl dislike this, also this is the easiest way to start a conversation about your dick)

LOL

My usual routine is to grab some girl by the hand and do some lame palmreading crap, and then do something like this.

(easily reach around her wrist with my thumb and forefinger)
Hades - "Whoah, that's nuts"
Chick - "What's that? Does it mean something? Is it part of my fortune?"
Hades - "Yeah"
Chick - (puzzled) "?"
Hades - "Your tiny hands are going to make my dick look enormous."

another trick I tried in the mall. Standing next to a cute lady buying male underwear:

Me: "Yeah, nOK this one is nice, the size is OK at the waist, but I need some more space (XXL) in the front...". Next thing she told me was her name.

We kept talking for another 15 minutes

Quote: (12-10-2010 04:59 AM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Thank you guys. I'd really appreciate some specific phrases though - as I said, I have general idea what to say, and my problem is mostly HOW to say.

Another important thing to point out - my vocabulary is still pretty basic, as could be seen from my posts, so I'd prefer to avoid using some not-so-well-known words (like voluptuous), as it is not likely I'd remember them

You don't need to toss around big words to impress anyone. In fact I try to use the simplest language I can get away with and still get them to follow along. Learn to tell cool stories and connect emotionally with people while talking. That's all you need.

Last thing you want is a blank stare from a woman.

Just use the same stupid trick girls use when they complain about having back pain from their big tits.

You [gesturing]: God, my hip flexors and achilles tendons hurt sooo much.

Her: Were you working out or something?

You: No--this is so embarrassing--but this happens pretty much whenever I wear boxers. I have to wear something that gives me more "control," but boxer-briefs are so uncomfortable too. I just can't win. I guess I shouldn't complain. My friends tell me it's a [doing air-quotes] "good problem."

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What if you don't mention it at all and watch the girl's face when she meets your 3rd leg for the first time? I like doing that.