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Most embarrassing knockout I've seen
#1

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

I truly feel bad for this dude. Smaller guy aggressively gets in the face of a dude's girlfriend, the boyfriend tries to defend her with the weakest punch thrown I've seen in my life. Smaller guy does some sort of reverse body slam that knocks him out instantly and then lays a few punches on his head to finish it off. I'm guessing the smaller guy has taken wrestling or judo. Looks like he's definitely trained in something.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/vi...2pQJH8816A

If I was with a girl and knocked out by a smaller guy harassing her I'd have to break up just out of embarrassment.
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#2

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Fuck me. That guy could have broken his neck too. How embarrassingly bad a punch was that though - completely telegraphed it!

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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#3

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Pretty bad.

The first guy has no fighting skills whatsoever as he throws a slow telegraphed wild haymaker. The guy in the white shirt ducks under and takes his back and then proceeds to body slam him into the pavement. Pretty bad he got his back taken, but still if he knew a few things he could have stopped from being slammed.

Anyway this calls for a little BJJ self-defense. First being grabbed from behind OVER the arms this is different from the original video but still a common situation that happened to me once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PEHnpOMgbo

Now, this guy shows what to do in a situation like in the original video, grabbed from behind underneath the arms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOivnacjMWw

For the record, I've practiced these moves several times and they work. Including once outside a bar when one of my idiot friends decided to mouth off to some guy and his friend was holding me like in the first video(the Kurt Osiander one) the guy would have thrown me into a car if I didn't execute that move.
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#4

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

^^^Good stuff. I've seen several different techniques for getting out of a bear hug from the rear. The common denominator is that the first thing you always want to do instinctively is drop your center of gravity way down. It'll make it nearly impossible for him to lift you up and dump you.
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#5

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

OP, that's fucking sad. Little guys are quick

Neo, I wouldn't want to fuck with the guy in blue in the first video. He was very polished, a rougher fighter wouldn't counter him, he'd strike to the balls or something.
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#6

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Quote: (12-28-2013 03:58 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

^^^Good stuff. I've seen several different techniques for getting out of a bear hug from the rear. The common denominator is that the first thing you always want to do instinctively is drop your center of gravity way down. It'll make it nearly impossible for him to lift you up and dump you.

Nah. If you're the shorter guy, just do this and watch people run in fear. Of course, replacing the word "Lennox Lewis" with your opponent's name.






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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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#7

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Quote: (12-28-2013 03:18 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

I truly feel bad for this dude.

Big man clearly didn't commit to that punch. He kinda didn't want to fight, but did it out of obligation because of the disrespect to his girl. He really wasn't in the mood, and his body language showed it throughout.

This is a good reminder to never ball a fist unless you plan on using it. It's like a gun.

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#8

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

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nigga didnt even commit to that punch. he just threw the shit out there as a suggestion

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#9

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

God bless the Eternal Mike Tyson! He is truly a man to my likings!!!
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#10

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Holy crap, that Tyson interview. If he turned to stare at the camera afterwards instead of walking off, I would've pissed myself in fear.
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#11

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Pure wrestling. Duck under to a suplex. Little Kevin Randleman...




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#12

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

I could read the comments section at WSHH all day

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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#13

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Anyone notice how his girlfriend kept her distance and didn't really rush over once his lights were put out?
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#14

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Quote: (12-28-2013 05:21 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I could read the comments section at WSHH all day

hahahah I was going to say the same thing, one of the best comments:

"no pussy for him tonight"
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#15

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Red shirt, girlfriend and his two lacklustre friends vs one guy. You cant jump to conclusions but who do you think was most likely looking for a confrontation? Regardless, it demonstrates why you don't judge a book by its cover when getting into trouble (red shirt started the fight whether it was justified or not) because you never know.

You see a guy who's 5'4'' and 120 pounds. A featherweight about to go pro. You never know...
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#16

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

must've been something like this




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#17

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

So many funny comments:

"This dude got slammed into the friendzone."
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#18

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Quote: (12-28-2013 06:12 PM)DWF Wrote:  

So many funny comments:

"This dude got slammed into the friendzone."

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with each punch bruh was gettin' earth'd more and more...the boul gon' need to be excavated

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The camera man sound like the nigga from mortal combat

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#19

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Here is basically what the short did for anyone interested in a "how to."

2:00 - 2:40




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#20

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Quote: (12-28-2013 06:08 PM)commiejoe Wrote:  

must've been something like this

Alternate ending:





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#21

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen






"He tried to kill me - so I have got to return the favour" Bas Rutten
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#22

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

I don't fuck around with little dudes. If one approaches me acting rowdy I wait for an opening to tag the shit out him. No mercy. I figure if a little guy is talking shit to me (6ft 250lbs) he's either crazy, or a badass. I'm not taking chances with either. This poor mope got suplexed to sleep. The only thing he was missing were those cartoon birds circling his head.

"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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#23

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The number of guys who get beaten up or even murdered when stepping up for their woman is immense. It is a big factor in these statistics.

Guys. Just walk away. There are 4 billion hos walking the earth. And you only have one life. It is a no win situation either way - since it is pretty gay to be the guy 'who fights her battles'.

When a girl can manipulate you into fighting for her - she already has your balls in her purse. Just tell the chick you are more worried about getting the other guy's blood on your nice jacket than you are on defending her honour.

Patrice O'Neal knew how to deal with this shit.




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#24

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

The red shit guy had absolutely no idea how to fight - his leg stance is nonexistant, that is what got him. Had he simply bended his knees he would be ok.

A mere beginners class of any fighting style would have saved him from this humiliation. He would still lose probably but not that bad.
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#25

Most embarrassing knockout I've seen

Quote: (12-28-2013 03:23 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

Fuck me. That guy could have broken his neck too. How embarrassingly bad a punch was that though - completely telegraphed it!

Yeah, i was thinking he could have easily broken his neck the way he landed.
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