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The Gringo Motorcycle Diaries -- Biking Through Colombia
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The Gringo Motorcycle Diaries -- Biking Through Colombia

This is an interesting travel log of a former corporate controller/CFO who is presently riding a motorcycle through Colombia. The web link at the end of the article has accompanying photographs.

I read one of his travel logs a few months ago, so if you like the article you should be able to locate other articles by the same author.

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Gringo Motorcycle Diaries: Manizales to Armenia
December 26, 2013 By Kelly Diamond Leave a Comment
By: Paul Seymour, Director of Client Services

After 3 pleasant days in Manizales, it was time to boogie on down the road. This time to nearby Armenia, which is still in the coffee area, and still in Paisalandia. It was a nice roll down from the high hilltop city to the lower altitude, where it was noticeably warmer, although not hot. Manizales, at 7,000 feet, is almost chilly at night, and cooler than Medellìn (5,000 feet), but not as cool (cold at night) as Bogotà which is at 8,000 feet or so. A very nice aspect of life in the tropical Andes is the ability to choose your optimal year-round temperature based on altitude. Note that mountain tops, such as Manizales, tend to have their own micro climate, which include a bit more rain than lower areas.

First thing I noticed after getting out of Antioquia was the great roads. As I’ve noted, the Pan Am highway in Antioquia is shamefully still a 2-lane affair. Amazing since Antioquia is one of the richest provinces in Colombia, and considering the high rate of taxes on the gasoline, which costs $4.50-$5 per gallon, and the high tolls as well. Although I just pass by for free on the moto, cars are shelling out about $5 bucks a pop at the frequent toll booths, and trucks/busses even more. So the new, 4-lane roads here in Risaralda and Quindìo provinces are like a dream.

It’s Saturday morning, and there’s nary a car in sight on the twisting, glass-smooth roads, and the old cruiser was given a workout. FANTASTIC!!! As a Colombian bike, the speedo/odometer was long ago disconnected with 37k KM’s on it, so I don’t know how fast I’m going, but at 6,000 rpm in top gear, it feels like I’m picking them up and putting them down at a fairly decent clip. The added bonus of not worrying about some jackboots setting up speed traps in order to tax me, via harassment, leads to some pure, simple pleasure of a moment out of the past for an ex-Gringo.

Here, although I’m still in coffee territory, it’s less mountainous. The area looks reasonably well off, and I stop for a break in Pereira. Pereira is known by those in Medallo as a city of free love. At least relative to Medellin, which is saying something, actually. Like in Manizales, it also has an unusual statue of Bolivar, this time naked, lean, and riding a horse. How would liberator George look in the eyes of such an artist, I wonder?

The people were again very pleasant. Getting the bike up on its central, 2-peg stand, with the weight of the boxes, is tough as a 1-man show, but almost always some guy nearby will run over and give me a hand, and here it took about 5 seconds for someone to scurry over, in front of the main square.

The place didn’t impress overall, though. Gnarly traffic jam coming into town, and a bit dirtier than usual. Add to that the fact that the guy tried to overcharge me at the nearby tienda. Not cool, so I moved on down the road, after the blood had returned to my rear end. Armenia was a hop-skip-and jump away. Same great roads, with the same great ride. I made no advance plans for a place to stay, so headed straight for the main square to contemplate my shelter for the short term.

Here again, the traffic is heavy, as I crawl towards town, and I get hit by a taxi while making my way through. He just ran right into the right rear side box, almost as though on purpose. Although we were barely moving, once the weight of the bike and luggage get moving in one direction, it’s not easy to stop. I almost went down, but managed to keep it upright. The immediate string of profanity, shouted over my left shoulder at the idiot shrugging in the taxi, and in perfectly pronounced English, might make some of you blush. A guy standing on the sidewalk, who saw the whole thing, says, also in English, “take it easy, take it easy”, and it somehow works. No harm, (other than a little yellow paint on the box, which actually looks really cool) no foul.

I find a parking lot near the main square, which is devoid of an artistic Bolivar statue, and find a little taverna on the corner. It’s not only looking good in old wood, but also has got a great breeze blowing through. So I unfold my laptop, get an after arrival cold one, and start hunting the internet for a good hostel. There’s basically only 1 choice in this smallish city, so I walk out front to find a girl selling “minutos”, which is very common all around Colombia. Someone just buys a monthly unlimited cell phone plan for a fixed fee, and then sells calls by the minute for about 8 cents, on average.

I call the place and ask if there’s a private room available, and she replies with great hesitation, “um, yes but we’re having a big party in the cafè downstairs, and nobody would be getting any sleep tonight”. I verified, “you mean till dawn”? She said, “yep”. Well, I’d been quite laid back in Manizales, it was Saturday, and I was up for the challenge, so I let ‘er know that, in that case, I’d be right over.

It was another ex-house in an upper middle class neighborhood which has been turned into a hostel, and was very home-like. I found out that it was a birthday party for one of the owners, which were 2 local sisters of 25 and 28, but obviously watched closely by Mom. I’m thinking old-money, landed-rich, with nothing else to do in this small city.

I find out that the party has a 20’s theme, Chicago style, and of course, I’m not sporting the proper attire. I consider painting a scar on my face, and getting a white hat and a black shirt, but dismiss that idea. The people show up looking great. It reminded me of a big social event back in the 70’s in Ocala, Florida. All the big families are represented, and on their best behavior.

The South Carolina girl is a 25-year-old, recent college grad, who couldn’t find, work and is bumming around Colombia working at hostels for room and board. Something I’ve been seeing a lot of, and will talk more about.

A good live band was on hand playing a lot of Frank Sinatra, amongst other things. I’m not sure if they knew that ol’ Blue Eyes wasn’t quite from the 20’s, but I guess they just knew he was from way back, and it would suffice. It was a great night, and I managed to defy the odds, and somehow pass out before the sun came up.

Speaking of Ol’ Blue Eyes, that’s one of the little things I noticed about Armenia. I was walking around, going to the grocery store, etc, and hearing real American/European music rather than the vallenatos and rancheros that I started to love to hate back in Medellin. Does that indicate a more progressive attitude? I don’t know, but it sure doesn’t indicate a lack of open-mindedness, and is definitely a good sign, I think.

The girl on the right also made a special call to her brother-in-law to have him come over on Monday, possibly the 12th 3-day weekend of the year, to help me out. The bike had some nagging electrical problems, and I wanted to continue my piece-by-piece restoration of it, and needed a recommendation for a good mechanic. He personally ran me over to the moto mechanical souk, and took me to a couple of places to make sure that I had a guy who both knew what he was doing, and also one that wouldn’t rip me off. I gladly gave him $5 for this favor, which was more than enough ‘round these parts.

I sat and watched the guy do various work for about 3 hours under the direct supervision of the smart-assed owner, who was taking the piss out of everybody, and getting some good laughs with it. After having a bike before, and learning how to take apart, and put back together, my race car back in Florida, it was obvious to me that these guys knew what they were doing, and did me some favors. Again the fateful question finally had to arise—“how much”. Again, the delayed, thoughtful reply was $16. Muchas gracias, amigo.

I didn’t do much in Armenia. There’s a well-known amusement and cultural park outside of town, but I didn’t really feel like it. http://www.parquenacionaldelcafe.com/newpage/ The small town of Sorrento is a hot tourist joint, and I tried to go one day, but the low, black clouds in that direction dissuaded me, and I turned back around.

Instead, I did a little grocery shopping, and some cooking, and hanging around the house and downstairs cafè, chatting with the employees and other guests. In my neighborhood studies I noted that the staff at the supermarket were extremely friendly to the gringo, while at the same time, the fellow patrons lacked basic manners. Like leaving their shopping cart in the aisle behind them for me to kick out of the way (with a similar lack of manners).

I also noted at one nice little cafè that not only was the food of high quality, and cheaper than MDE or BOG, but the waitress shocked me by returning and asking if everything was ok. My mouth dropped. That was a Colombian first for me. Quite often in MDE I have to chase one down in order to pay the bill, or get something else, after the initial order is dropped off. Another surprise was the bakery that sold only high quality bread. I don’t think there’d be enough people in MDE, outside of the Swiss and German expats, who would be willing to pay the higher prices for quality bread. Since I didn’t see any expats whatsoever here, I have to assume that the locals here are willing to do so.

Winding up, I’m continually reminding you guys that the opinions of a once, relatively high-flying corporate executive, who’s walked away from a $million+ in earnings over the past decade, in order to be a Colombian citizen-backpacking bum, might not coincide with your particular ideas about the optimal lifestyle. Again, with that frame of reference in mind, I’d say that Armenia might be a good place for those who want an extremely slow-paced lifestyle, in a culture that wreaks of mutual respect for fellow citizens, for 2-4 few months out of the year. It boasts a year-round temperature of about 22C (72F) like MDE, but is much cleaner, more economical, and much more laid back.

On to Cali.

http://www.globalwealthprotection.com/gr...s-armenia/
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Great find, thanks for sharing! Will be reading this and this guy's blog. Has anyone in here done this, that is biking through Colombia or any Latin American country? Would be cool to hear your stories!
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I lost an uncle and a lifelong friend to the deadly mix of motorcycles, Colombian roads and Colombian drivers. Best of luck to this guy, he will see many close calls he won't like to share, I'm sure.
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Sorry about your uncle.

I've posted this before, but death rates are available,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co...death_rate

Looks like highly developed countries are in the mid single digits per 100,000 occupants,
half-crazy countries like Columbia are in the teens, and really primitive "look how macho I am" countries are over 20.

There is likely a bad confound where if a country is very primitive, many deaths aren't reported correctly, then maybe a stage where they
keep good enough records to know there's a problem (china at 20.5) , then advanced states where we are kept safe (Sweden at 3, USA at about 10).

Of course, being on a motorcycle probably multiplies chances of death by 5-10 at least. 10x leads to a very rough Columbia death risk guesstimate of 1/700
for motorcycle riding per year. A tourist is riding probably 2-3 x the amount of a local, so let's make it 1/300 death risk per year. Fairly scary odds.
Factor out young, confident guys who ride with alcohol and you're probably MUCH less at risk.

Looks like road danger and pussy availability are inversely related except Arab states. The worst places are in Africa.
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Quote: (12-27-2013 07:16 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

Great find, thanks for sharing! Will be reading this and this guy's blog. Has anyone in here done this, that is biking through Colombia or any Latin American country? Would be cool to hear your stories!

I have ridden Latin America. Planning on finishing off by riding South America. But first I want to do Siberia and the 'Stans.

Its been my lifelong passion, and will continue to be so until I cant ride any more.
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Anyone see an old Locked Up Abroad where the ex Hells Angel and Judo black belt did the same, but got captured by the FARC? He eventually got released and wrote a book about it. Can't remember the name and didn't read it, but it sounded interesting.
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It's called "Two Wheels Through Terror." Here's his website.

Quote: (12-29-2013 10:14 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Anyone see an old Locked Up Abroad where the ex Hells Angel and Judo black belt did the same, but got captured by the FARC? He eventually got released and wrote a book about it. Can't remember the name and didn't read it, but it sounded interesting.
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I've been debating the idea of organizing a motorcycle trip with a pack of Rooshers for a while. Maybe somewhere in asia.

Prerequisite would be that if I punched you in the face you'd punch me back. I don't want to or plan to punch anyone in the face, but I don't want to travel hard core with anyone that would let me either. lol

Anyone up for a journey?

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
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^^Always.
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Quote: (12-30-2013 04:03 AM)Laner Wrote:  

^^Always.

Are you in Asia?

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
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I rode from Laredo, Texas to Acapulco, Mexico on a bmw r1200 it was an awesome time!!!! [Image: tard.gif]
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Quote: (12-30-2013 04:05 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Quote: (12-30-2013 04:03 AM)Laner Wrote:  

^^Always.

Are you in Asia?

No. Although I have done Thailand on a Honda 250 two stroke dirt bike.

If I could have gotten it over the border to Cambodia I would have done that as well.

Might have to buy a bike in Vietnam (Minsk bike) so I can take it out (Vietnam is hard to get bikes into) and do Laos and Cambodia.

I love dirt riding, so those two countries would be ideal.

Any word on Burma? That place seems ripe for good jungle dirt riding.
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Quote: (12-30-2013 11:14 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Any word on Burma? That place seems ripe for good jungle dirt riding.

Check out Mandalay Motorcycle Rental. I've been considering doing some biking around SEA after getting a taste in Thailand.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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Quote: (12-30-2013 11:25 PM)Soma Wrote:  

Quote: (12-30-2013 11:14 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Any word on Burma? That place seems ripe for good jungle dirt riding.

Check out Mandalay Motorcycle Rental. I've been considering doing some biking around SEA after getting a taste in Thailand.

Great, thanks.

Those CRF 250s are a newer better version of what I had in Thailand. Perfect bike for those parts. Especially on the clay mud that you find in the hills during a storm.

I do like the 2 stroke powerband though.......
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Quote: (12-30-2013 11:14 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Quote: (12-30-2013 04:05 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Quote: (12-30-2013 04:03 AM)Laner Wrote:  

^^Always.

Are you in Asia?

No. Although I have done Thailand on a Honda 250 two stroke dirt bike.

If I could have gotten it over the border to Cambodia I would have done that as well.

Might have to buy a bike in Vietnam (Minsk bike) so I can take it out (Vietnam is hard to get bikes into) and do Laos and Cambodia.

I love dirt riding, so those two countries would be ideal.

Any word on Burma? That place seems ripe for good jungle dirt riding.

I like dirt riding too, where's the best places you've rode?
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Mexico, by far. It has the best "full package". High remote dirt track riding, incredible scenery and yet you are only ever a few hours riding for things like fuel, food and supplies.

Though I must say the Yukon and to some extent BC and Alaska are up there as well. Yukon is more of a "if shit goes wrong, I will likely die" place.

Alaska has more access to fuel and supplies, similar to southern half of BC.

Greece/Macedonia was pretty good. Got really remote in some places. I fucked up my bike at one point and had to build a sun shelter to stay out of the heat until a truck came by. I waited 6 hours, and the walk would have been 60km.
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Can anyone share their motorcycle experience in Latin America? I am down there now.

There are so many obscure places here (waterfalls, campo villages, the rain forest) that would be more conveniently reached by motorcycle and not by bus, etc. I don't want to rent a car.

Is it better to arrive in Latin America and then rent a bike? Or buy a cheap one? Or ride down (if in the States/Canada)?

I will probably come back and ride across the continent/a few countries and will share my experience.
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Quote: (05-29-2014 10:27 AM)Yeti Wrote:  

Can anyone share their motorcycle experience in Latin America? I am down there now.

There are so many obscure places here (waterfalls, campo villages, the rain forest) that would be more conveniently reached by motorcycle and not by bus, etc. I don't want to rent a car.

Is it better to arrive in Latin America and then rent a bike? Or buy a cheap one? Or ride down (if in the States/Canada)?

I will probably come back and ride across the continent/a few countries and will share my experience.

I got a chick here in Cali, Colombia who lets me ride her bike. I find the roads here to be pretty safe, it's just like riding in the western world.
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