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12-10-2013, 07:39 PM
I would call this.....unexpected intervention. Or in real terms, KARMA MOTHERFUCKERS!
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A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter.
Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.
Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man...hter-94578
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12-10-2013, 07:45 PM
This sounds like a Harold Pinter play. It could go on for a while if it was really dark in the room.
I don't know if this is true, because why the hell would anyone report this to a newspaper?
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12-10-2013, 07:46 PM
How many hundreds of times do you think a middle aged man in this country has fired up his computer to go on a porno bender only to run smack into his own little punkin?
And then, how does he explain how he found her out?
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12-10-2013, 08:45 PM
Good thing they don't celebrate Thanksgiving down there. Otherwise that would be one uncomfortable holiday meal.
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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12-10-2013, 08:50 PM
Quote: (12-10-2013 07:46 PM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:
And then, how does he explain how he found her out?
I mean, what if it's a REALLY embarrassing website.
Pigtails&Lollipops.com
That's just
awkward...
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12-10-2013, 08:50 PM
Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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12-10-2013, 09:15 PM
So did he bang her or what?
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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12-10-2013, 09:27 PM
Quote: (12-10-2013 09:15 PM)Soma Wrote:
So did he bang her or what?
That's just...
wrong.