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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Aliblahba - 12-10-2013

I would call this.....unexpected intervention. Or in real terms, KARMA MOTHERFUCKERS!

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A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man...hter-94578

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - soup - 12-10-2013

This sounds like a Harold Pinter play. It could go on for a while if it was really dark in the room.

I don't know if this is true, because why the hell would anyone report this to a newspaper?

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Christian McQueen - 12-10-2013

He should have deadpanned when he opened the door:

"Does this mean I get a discount?"

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Shotgun Styles - 12-10-2013

How many hundreds of times do you think a middle aged man in this country has fired up his computer to go on a porno bender only to run smack into his own little punkin?

And then, how does he explain how he found her out?

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - vinman - 12-10-2013

Good thing they don't celebrate Thanksgiving down there. Otherwise that would be one uncomfortable holiday meal.

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Shotgun Styles - 12-10-2013

Quote: (12-10-2013 07:46 PM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:  

And then, how does he explain how he found her out?

I mean, what if it's a REALLY embarrassing website.

Pigtails&Lollipops.com

That's just awkward...

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Excelsior - 12-10-2013

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Soma - 12-10-2013

So did he bang her or what?

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Shotgun Styles - 12-10-2013

Quote: (12-10-2013 09:15 PM)Soma Wrote:  

So did he bang her or what?

That's just...wrong.

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Man Hires Hooker- Daughter Shows Up - Thomas the Rhymer - 12-10-2013

Quote: (12-10-2013 07:45 PM)soup Wrote:  

This sounds like a Harold Pinter play. It could go on for a while if it was really dark in the room.

I don't know if this is true, because why the hell would anyone report this to a newspaper?

A bit of googling and I tracked the origin of the piece to a tabloid in Zimbabwe. It probably is fake (although I'm sure the actual situation has occurred numerous times throughout human history).

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