[Checkmat]

When I came across this article today I thought it was just the right kind of uplifting, positive pearl of news to drop into the grey cesspool of cuckoldry that we so often see.

I don't think there is anything better this guy could have come home to. Considering what he was expecting.

The dark side to this is how much longer the marriage can possibly last. A former obese whale has transformed herself into a perfectly bangable 7. The siren's call of female hypergamy will be heard when the boys at the NCO club who wouldnt' give her a second glance are suddenly offering her help around the house the next time hubby is away on TDY/deployment.

   

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/arm...52251.html

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Misty Shaffer has struggled with weight all her life. When her husband was deployed to Afghanistan for a year, the Leland, N.C., woman decided to use his absence to re-commit herself to losing weight so she could surprise him when he came home.
In the year that Army Spc. Larry Shaffer was gone on his second deployment abroad, his wife changed the way she ate. She switched to whole grains, ate mainly fruits, vegetables and lean meats, drank lots of water and controlled her portion sizes.
She also limited her food intake, going from eating about 2,000 calories a day to now eating about 1,200 calories.

Shaffer, who wore a size 20 then, watched the pounds melt away. At her heaviest she weighed 315 pounds, but she tipped the scales at 250 pounds when she started counting her calories in June. When her husband came home on Wednesday, she weighed 154 pounds.
She now wears sizes 7 through 9, she said.
"In the beginning, the first couple of months (were) hard because I guess, people telling me the cleansing of the body because you're still wanting that sugar, you're still craving that stuff, and now it's a lot easier," the 24-year-old mother told ABCNews.com. "Whenever I go grocery shopping it's like, I crave the healthy stuff over the non-healthy stuff. I mean, don't get me wrong, I do have a piece of cake here and there or whatever, but it's just the size of it and how often I do it."
Shaffer, who works as a personal grocery shopper, said she didn't do any exercise beyond going to work and taking care of her 3-year-old daughter, Nevaeh.
When Larry Shaffer got off the plane on Wednesday, he was stunned by his wife's weight loss. She had been standing behind a crowd of friends and family who had gathered to welcome him home, and when the crowd parted, Larry Shaffer got his first look at his newly slender wife.
"All he did was 'wow,'" Misty Shaffer recalled, adding: "All he can tell me is he so proud of me and he loved me before, no matter what … he's always seen me as beautiful. But he said whatever makes me happy makes him happy."

In the year that the Shaffers were apart, they would Skype and Misty Shaffer would send her husband pictures of their daughter and of herself - but she made sure that her images only showed her from the neck up. Her friends and family helped keep the secret, too.
"When they took pictures they would either edit them to where it was just shoulder up or didn't post them or either they blocked him to where he couldn't see it," she said.
Shaffer said she's happy with her success.
"I'm still like really conscious about my body but with clothes on and stuff I feel like I look good," she said.
Clothes actually played a big part in her decision to drop the weight.
"I just was like, all the cute clothes and stuff like that were in smaller sizes and it was hard to find bigger clothes and when you did it was so expensive, it was hard to buy them," she said.
She doesn't have that problem anymore. In fact, she described shopping as "Awesome.
"I'm like 'oh, that's cute. I can fit in it … I love it,'" she said.

[Pyre]

dear john,

i wonder how many dudes she fucked when he was away

[Yatagan]

This should've been part of fat shaming week.

[Tuthmosis]

The key question is why she lost that weight: for the husband's return or for his absence?

I smell a rat.

[carouge]

Lost the weight for sanchos. Not so sure about the "7" though

[Collide]

(11-29-2013 07:34 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

The key question is why she lost that weight: for the husband's return or for his absence?

I smell a rat.

Probably for the husband. If the husband was only gone for a year that entire time she was transitioning into becoming average-weight. We can be optimistic every once in a while, can't we?

[Hotwheels]

She was still 250 in June so I think it's safe to say she didn't lose it to improve her chances with the locals.

That's some pretty epic weight loss for 6 months, especially since she claims she didn't exercise.

Definitely shows her weight was strictly diet related. Like most broads.

btw-Would smash. Like her look even if her arms are still a bit big.

[Timoteo]

Thing is, he married her when she was huge already, so I would think she lost it for him. And I'm glad she did it for him. She got family and friends in on it too, so in her case, I think we can toss out the premise that she did it to attract side dick. I'm not crazy about the fact that she didn't exercise, but she still showed incredible discipline and should be held up as an example to other fatties. The first step is controlling what and how much you eat, and not to cave in to the first craving you get. Her body is probably all loose and sloppy, though considerably smaller. Maybe hubby can get her to take the next step and try to harden up. They can work out together and make it something to bring them even closer. Then get her home and fuck some more calories off of her.

[greensteelhead]

He's got the "I'm thirsty" look on his face. You can bet he was ready to smash when he got her home.....wonder how that worked out for him?

[vinman]

She might be looking to upgrade. The Officer's Club will be her next stop for drinks with the girls.

[Pete]

I'm happy for him

[Ensam]

Glad everyone else here is as cynical as me.

If she did it for him my guess is it's because she wants another kid and the doctor said she'd have an easier time conceiving if she shed a few pounds. But their marriage if fucked either way. She won't be able to handle the increase in male attention that she's now going to get.

[kbell]

She doesn't look that happy to see him in the picture. She looks like its a let down.

[Tytalus]

I'd second the concerns mentioned here. How long till she strays? Remember.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I think his reaction will be his undoing. Look at this shit:

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"All he did was 'wow,'" Misty Shaffer recalled, adding: "All he can tell me is he so proud of me and he loved me before, no matter what … he's always seen me as beautiful. But he said whatever makes me happy makes him happy."

[Icarus]

I have added "Misty Shaffer" to my Google Alerts. When their divorce is reported on the news, I will be notified, and then I'll bump this thread.

[Emancipator]

(11-30-2013 05:38 AM)Icarus Wrote:  

I have added "Misty Shaffer" to my Google Alerts. When their divorce is reported on the news, I will be notified, and then I'll bump this thread.

Or maybe she'll show up on The Dirty with nudes

[kbell]

She better have some work done on that arm skin if you want to see her naked. She might be able to glide like a flying squirrel with that loose skin.

[soup]

Yummy yummy yummy I bet she's had others semen in her tummy during his leave. If you went on a strictly semen diet, you'd pprobably lose a lot of weight as well.

[Parlay44]

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Clothes actually played a big part in her decision to drop the weight.
"I just was like, all the cute clothes and stuff like that were in smaller sizes and it was hard to find bigger clothes and when you did it was so expensive, it was hard to buy them," she said.

+1 for Abercrombie.

It amazes me that the guy banged and even married her at 250+ pounds. I won't even look at a woman over 130 max. Is this a Midwest thing?

[pheonix500000]

(11-30-2013 11:49 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

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Clothes actually played a big part in her decision to drop the weight.
"I just was like, all the cute clothes and stuff like that were in smaller sizes and it was hard to find bigger clothes and when you did it was so expensive, it was hard to buy them," she said.

+1 for Abercrombie.

It amazes me that the guy banged and even married her at 250+ pounds. I won't even look at a woman over 130 max. Is this a Midwest thing?

Too bad Abercrombie crumbled and offered bigger sizes now

[Hotwheels]

(11-30-2013 11:49 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

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Clothes actually played a big part in her decision to drop the weight.
"I just was like, all the cute clothes and stuff like that were in smaller sizes and it was hard to find bigger clothes and when you did it was so expensive, it was hard to buy them," she said.

+1 for Abercrombie.

It amazes me that the guy banged and even married her at 250+ pounds. I won't even look at a woman over 130 max. Is this a Midwest thing?

Can't get it up for a girl that's 5'9" and around 150?

I can.

[Parlay44]

(11-30-2013 11:51 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

Too bad Abercrombie crumbled and offered bigger sizes now

Did they really? Their business model was good. They should have kept it quiet though.

(11-30-2013 12:07 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Can't get it up for a girl that's 5'9" and around 150?

I can.

Not my thing. There's no difference between 130 and 230 to me. My friend on the other hand is a rampant chubby chaser. He showers them with attention that I wouldn't give to a 10. It's sickening.

[PoosyWrecker]

(11-30-2013 11:49 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

It amazes me that the guy banged and even married her at 250+ pounds. I won't even look at a woman over 130 max. Is this a Midwest thing?

It's an Army thing, how do you think those career NCOs like Drill Sergeants, 1st Sgts and Sgts Major get so angry? Spend the first half of your career being chewed out by lifer's, returning from a field exercises to to get chewed out by a refrigerator sized wife. Army cats think this its normal to have a fatass wife since Army bases are predominantly in remote areas they don't know any better.

[Checkmat]

(11-30-2013 11:49 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

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Clothes actually played a big part in her decision to drop the weight.
"I just was like, all the cute clothes and stuff like that were in smaller sizes and it was hard to find bigger clothes and when you did it was so expensive, it was hard to buy them," she said.

+1 for Abercrombie.

It amazes me that the guy banged and even married her at 250+ pounds. I won't even look at a woman over 130 max. Is this a Midwest thing?

Yes, it is. When I lived in Texas/Oklahoma I saw many, many, MANY 6'0"+ dudes in great shape, well-dressed, with disgusting fat whales. I don't know what it is. My girl at the time noticed this and thought they were high school sweethearts and the girls had just let themselves go after being with the men so securely.