[bacan]

I'll share a somewhat embarrassing but hilarious thing happened to me this weekend..

I approached a girl after a club let out and things were going well. We went to get food together and were kissing and being touchy. She talks to me about how she wants guys to take her seriously and how she just wants a nice relationship. I say, wow.. you really are a good girl..

It's four of us; me and the girl I'm with and another girl and a guy she's with. Then after a while, "my" girl proposes we all go back to their house and kind of puts the other girl on the spot to invite her guy as well; so it's a plan.. we're all off to the house together.

Except our transportation back to the girls place gets screwed up (dumb girl got her car towed). We end up walking to the guy's apartment (nice logistics..) But he starts warning me there is no place for me to sleep (and obviously implied -- no private place for me to fuck).

When I get there, I'm feeling super tired and know my logistics are shot, so I don't even care about the girl I came with -- I'm so tired that I just lay down on the couch to rest.

Then the guy I came with and his housemates start telling me I can't sleep on the couch, bla bla. At one point a housemate is basically telling me "bro, you're kicked out; I'm saying it so my housemate doesn't have to." I just say whatever if you need the couch, that's fine; I'll sleep on the floor. I was dead tired, didn't want to pay a $30 cab, and actually could save time in the morning being in that location (for other reasons).

So I basically pass out in a sofa chair, leaving the couch free (no one slept there -- that was a lie just to get me to leave). During the night, I hear a girl moaning from what I thought was the apartment next door.

When I wake up in the morning, I see the girl I came with come out a bedroom that I didn't know was there -- the same place where I heard the sex noises in the middle of the night.

Then the roommate comes out of his room, says good morning, and shakes my hand with a shit-eating grin on his face.

My response was pretty much:


(Also, it was the same housemate who told the others to chill out and let me sleep, thus saving me $30 and a few hours of sleep, so I already liked the guy. I'm calling it a fair trade -- damn, really need a place to crash.. hey man, want to bang this slut I brought?)

I hadn't spent more than an hour or a penny on that girl, she wasn't even that pretty, and I probably needed the sleep more than I needed the notch, but it sure is funny to think I was eating up this girl's bullshit about wanting a relationship with a nice guy; then she goes on to invite me to a hot tub, fail at that, then go on to have me guy kiss her and keep her warm on the walk to an apartment, and have another guy bone her that same night, and have to do a walk of shame past me, the guy she arrived with, in the morning. How funny is that. I don't think I have ever caught a girl so directly and so immediately being a hypocrite and a slut like that before.

My first instinct for a life lesson takeaway from this funny story is to treat every girl like a slut until proven otherwise (although, I have had some experiences that girls will actually punish you, not for trying to get sexual quickly, but for giving off the impression that you assume you will be having sex with them or that they are easy).

Oh well. I have had a lot of easy sex, but I think this makes for a better RVF post. Feel free to post your own stories of girls being outed as hypocrites for actually being sluts (like this girl, the wife with her sex tape, and others).

[lush1]

So it's ok for us to talk shit to get someone into bed, and keep our options open, but when girls do it they're sluts and hypocrites?

Sounds like she's got game

[lavidaloca]

I had a girl tell me her sexual fantasy when she was younger was being double teamed. I asked her how it was, she said she didn't ever do it. A few minutes later she mentioned that she has done all of her sexual fantasies. I thought thats interesting....

Same girl, made comments about not liking black guys for whatever reason. She then told me the guys she found sexiest in the world were 50 Cent and Usher.

I briefly dated a tall slim model in Cuba. When I met her she claimed to be single. We hung out and used a "friend" of hers as our taxi. At one point I gave her a large gold plated curb-linked chain. A few nights later the taxi driver friend of hers was wearing it wrapped around his wrist. Her response was that it was a different one. Interesting that the guy had a 24" 90+g chain on as well that I had never seen on him before. I recalled pictures she had shown me of her dog, a husky. She mentioned it was 4 months old. The taxi had a background picture on his phone which had a husky on it at the beach. I asked him how old it was. He says 5 months. Now huskys are rare as hell in Cuba and I was well aware of what was going on. But I figured well I've already commited to taking her out this night I might as well fuck her one more time and ditch her. So I go to the bar and proceed to drink more than I should. I notice a girl behind me is exceptionally good looking with a group of 4 girls. When my gf (or I guess the taxi guys gf) goes out for a smoke, I turn around and say to one of the friends , your friend over their in the white is absolutely stunning, i'm here with a "slut" (i had drank to much) and if your friend is single I'd love to get her number. The girl then tells her friend and the friend punches it in my phone and then later comes back with a napkin because she fucked up the number by a digit. I play stupid and take this girl home to fuck one more time. I fuck her and when she leaves in the morning shes expecting cab fare, I close the door and tell her to get her boyfriend to pick her up and ask him to thank me for the chain.

The girl whose number I got that night I've now been seeing for over 5 months and it has been the best relationship I've ever had.

[bacan]

(11-26-2013 03:02 AM)lush1 Wrote:  

So it's ok for us to talk shit to get someone into bed, and keep our options open, but when girls do it they're sluts and hypocrites?

Sounds like she's got game

Not all sluts are hypocrites... just ones who tell me they want guys to take them seriously, are tired of guys that just want casual stuff, they are just looking for a relationship.. then pull stuff like this. If you wanted to be negative, you could have at least tried to be funny and made a joke about me being a chump in this story.

[funkyzeit]

Holy shit, I couldn't deal with "you're kicked out" line in front of the girl I'm with, it's just plain and rude disrespecting. I would ruin that dude's night for sure and I would enjoy every second of that process, even if that meant the girl I'm with will later "hate" me and tell people I'm an psycho asshole.

In those situations the worst thing you should do is say "whatever, I'll sleep at the floor" because it'll confirm that the dude made you his bitch. Of course she fucked him later, what did you expect?

[lush1]

Wasn't being negative, just pointing out that she did was no different to what a lot of us do. And this is a thread about hypocrisy.

[Neo]

(11-26-2013 03:02 AM)lush1 Wrote:  

So it's ok for us to talk shit to get someone into bed, and keep our options open, but when girls do it they're sluts and hypocrites?

Sounds like she's got game

I just have to laugh whenever I hear that a girl has game.

For the record, this is 'girl game.'

Show up, look pretty, and drop the panties. Then they lie and manipulate everyone in their path so that the people truly believe she's not a slut. Yep in that sense she's got 'game.'

The thing is it basically takes zero work. To equate that to the work that men have to put in to build game is ludicrous.

[lush1]

I wasn't really being serious about her having game, I make you right Neo

[j r]

Mos of the reason that girls front with that good girl shit is that they expect dudes to be squares. Run Hank Moody type game. Be open, non-judgmental, non-reactive and women will be revealing, or at least giving you strong hints to, their true selves fairly quickly.

[augen sehen]

Never take a girl seriously when she says something like that, I've been burned too and it is so tempting to take it seriously because you want to belieeeeve, but it is just a shit test - they just want to sniff out the beta in you.

Keep it light and cocky funny and evade the shit test or turn it around. If you take her seriously you have lost the bang.

If anyone has answers and strategies for this I'd appreciate them as well.

[DVY]

Man Code Rule # 1- Trust no Bitch

Corollary 1a- Believe HALF of what you SEE, and NONE of what you HEAR

[bacan]

(11-26-2013 05:08 AM)funkyzeit Wrote:  

Of course she fucked him later, what did you expect?

Reading comprehension, man. The guy who ended up fucking her was actually the "Good Guy Greg" roommate who told the other guys to quit pestering me and just let me sleep. Obviously I would have gotten in a fight if the douchey guy ended up trying to pull some dick move. Besides, I didn't even sit next to the girl I came with once I got inside because I knew we had no place to fuck. I literally just went directly to lay down on their couch.