http://thedirty.com/2013/11/exclusive-jo...feldstein/
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met Jordan Feldstein (aka Jonah Hill’s brother & Adam Levine/Robin Thicke’s manager) a couple years ago and he was what I thought a pretty cool guy. He had a great career, he was funny, he liked to take me to nice dinners and totally made me feel like I was the One. This guy is probably a 3 on the hot scale and I’m so completely out of his league that all his friends talked sh*t about me because they thought I was only after one thing, money. That couldn’t be farther from the truth but as we all know, with money comes insecurities. We had a long run of ups and downs, and he ALWAYS accused me of talking to other dudes, hooking up with old boyfriends, etc.
That is the red flag right there. When a man is constantly paranoid and accusing his girlfriend of doing sh*t, it’s because HE’s the one who is actually doing sh*t. I went to a party in July and my friend told me he was dating another chick behind my back, a friend of a friend. I ended up making out with another guy that night. Hot, tall, british, beautiful man. The next day Jordan denies it all and says it was such a stupid mistake and that nothing happened he only hung out at dinner. He said he sent her home and that was it. It took me about a week after persistent texts and harassment. I kind of just took him back so he’d stop acting crazy. He proposed to me and we started going to therapy because I told him about the guy I made out with so he was EXTRA insecure. He wanted to know who the guy was, wrote him emails, he cried like a baby. 35 years old crying like a 5 year old child.
He really couldn’t get over the fact that I made out with this guy and started accusing that I slept with him, for months. constant battles about if I had slept with him or not. After 3 months of him not taking “NO I DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM” , I finally said ” YES I DID” to stop the insanity. What was I to do? say NO more? there was no resolution. Anyway. That was last week and we haven’t seen each other but last night a gf of mine told me he has been f*cking this chick behind my back for awhile. He buys her bags and jewelry. It’s really sad because I thought he wasn’t just about the hollywood life when really he’s the douchiest douchebag out there. I’m sure he fucked the other girl who he “invited over for dinner and nothing happened” bullsh*t. She was texting him pissed about something, girls don’t get pissed unless something was going on.
So finally I’ve seen the light and can’t believe I wasted 2 years on this FAT F*CK. I was loyal to him, took harassment, he would verbally abuse me, bully me to make himself better. It was really such an unhealthy relationship and I’m so happy I’m out of it. I know the truth that he’s a lying, disgusting, fat pig. STAY AWAY GIRLS. HE’LL TAKE YOU ON NICE DINNERS AND FANCY TRIPS and make you feel like you’re the one, BUT YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING REAL WITH HIM. I thought I was going to marry this man and he ended up being a COMPLETE JOKE and waste of time.
Let me tell you how SMALL his penis is. It actually is introverted when soft. Sometimes I’d look at it in the shower and think WOW. But hey I’m not a shallow person, I fell in love with him. I fell for his lies. He scored a hot chick and that’s all he cared about.
Also before I even found out about all the wh*res he has been f*cking behind my back – I had my artwork in a place where he had a key, he ruined ALL of my sh*t – My artwork I’ve worked hard on for years, he slashed them all with a knife and dropped them off on the sidewalk like garbage. I’m still missing 3 paintings that were probably stolen.
I’ve had some loser boyfriends but those controlling insecure men are the ones you gotta watch out for. He has gotten physical with me more than once too which is a whole story but he’s such a p*ssy it’s not even worth mentioning. He deserves to have his pansy cellulite ass kicked in. Douche.
- classy
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met Jordan Feldstein (aka Jonah Hill’s brother & Adam Levine/Robin Thicke’s manager) a couple years ago and he was what I thought a pretty cool guy. He had a great career, he was funny, he liked to take me to nice dinners and totally made me feel like I was the One. This guy is probably a 3 on the hot scale and I’m so completely out of his league that all his friends talked sh*t about me because they thought I was only after one thing, money. That couldn’t be farther from the truth but as we all know, with money comes insecurities. We had a long run of ups and downs, and he ALWAYS accused me of talking to other dudes, hooking up with old boyfriends, etc.
That is the red flag right there. When a man is constantly paranoid and accusing his girlfriend of doing sh*t, it’s because HE’s the one who is actually doing sh*t. I went to a party in July and my friend told me he was dating another chick behind my back, a friend of a friend. I ended up making out with another guy that night. Hot, tall, british, beautiful man. The next day Jordan denies it all and says it was such a stupid mistake and that nothing happened he only hung out at dinner. He said he sent her home and that was it. It took me about a week after persistent texts and harassment. I kind of just took him back so he’d stop acting crazy. He proposed to me and we started going to therapy because I told him about the guy I made out with so he was EXTRA insecure. He wanted to know who the guy was, wrote him emails, he cried like a baby. 35 years old crying like a 5 year old child.
He really couldn’t get over the fact that I made out with this guy and started accusing that I slept with him, for months. constant battles about if I had slept with him or not. After 3 months of him not taking “NO I DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM” , I finally said ” YES I DID” to stop the insanity. What was I to do? say NO more? there was no resolution. Anyway. That was last week and we haven’t seen each other but last night a gf of mine told me he has been f*cking this chick behind my back for awhile. He buys her bags and jewelry. It’s really sad because I thought he wasn’t just about the hollywood life when really he’s the douchiest douchebag out there. I’m sure he fucked the other girl who he “invited over for dinner and nothing happened” bullsh*t. She was texting him pissed about something, girls don’t get pissed unless something was going on.
So finally I’ve seen the light and can’t believe I wasted 2 years on this FAT F*CK. I was loyal to him, took harassment, he would verbally abuse me, bully me to make himself better. It was really such an unhealthy relationship and I’m so happy I’m out of it. I know the truth that he’s a lying, disgusting, fat pig. STAY AWAY GIRLS. HE’LL TAKE YOU ON NICE DINNERS AND FANCY TRIPS and make you feel like you’re the one, BUT YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING REAL WITH HIM. I thought I was going to marry this man and he ended up being a COMPLETE JOKE and waste of time.
Let me tell you how SMALL his penis is. It actually is introverted when soft. Sometimes I’d look at it in the shower and think WOW. But hey I’m not a shallow person, I fell in love with him. I fell for his lies. He scored a hot chick and that’s all he cared about.
Also before I even found out about all the wh*res he has been f*cking behind my back – I had my artwork in a place where he had a key, he ruined ALL of my sh*t – My artwork I’ve worked hard on for years, he slashed them all with a knife and dropped them off on the sidewalk like garbage. I’m still missing 3 paintings that were probably stolen.
I’ve had some loser boyfriends but those controlling insecure men are the ones you gotta watch out for. He has gotten physical with me more than once too which is a whole story but he’s such a p*ssy it’s not even worth mentioning. He deserves to have his pansy cellulite ass kicked in. Douche.
- classy