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11-17-2013, 06:26 PM
"Would you pay $60 to be snuggled? Meet the professional CUDDLER making lonely clients feel loved (in a strictly platonic way)"
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"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"
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11-17-2013, 06:32 PM
Where is her business located again?
Portland.
Also note the bicep necklace on the cuddlejohn.
"Can you feel my bicep necklace cuddle lady?"
"I can cuddlejohn."
"It's made by union workers in a sustainable factory. They only use wood from trees that fall naturally on their own. A shaman says an incantation over the fallen tree, thanking it for its wood."
"That's great."
"Do you like wood?"
"That'll be more than $60." (Makes crank gesture with one hand holding up some fingers with the other)
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11-17-2013, 06:37 PM
Actual Rate:
$5/hr for cuddle
$55/hr for fighting you off as you attempt to mount her like a rutting dog.
If only we could make a gif of that smiling cuddlejohn.
By the way it's not beta to use her, it's only beta if you can't get her pants off in 15 minutes.
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11-17-2013, 06:38 PM
LOL!! "cuddlejohn" is an excellent construction. Kudos, JNF.
It would be a truly repulsive and memorable online handle. "cuddlejohn".
same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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11-17-2013, 06:44 PM
If she has a lot of customers, AND really never gives them more than cuddling, then it is another proof of the sexual despair of many men in the West.
I mean, paying a woman just to cuddle, fully dressed, against her... how much more Beta can you get??... If I were like 15 years old and virgin, maybe I would be interested in cuddling, but, any grown-up man should of course want and get much more than cuddling...
I feel sad for these customers. They are almost, I´d say, a shame to mankind.
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11-17-2013, 06:49 PM
If I had a dog, I wouldn't pay her to cuddle with it.
Who does this bitch think she is? Adriana Lima?
GTFO
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11-17-2013, 06:52 PM
Paging Japan….
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11-17-2013, 07:05 PM
I don't know what is worse, trying to buy sex or emotional comfort.
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11-17-2013, 07:10 PM
Ha I hope some omega pops a woodie and 'accidentally' cums on her while snuggling.
It would be the omega version of 'oh I didn't notice the condom came off.'
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11-17-2013, 07:19 PM
I usually reward a girl with cuddling if she has sex with me.
Cuddling does nothing for me. I can't sleep well when I'm wrapped around a girl. I sleep way better without cuddling.
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11-17-2013, 07:50 PM
wait a minute if this chick charges $60 to cuddle are prostitutes that expensive up there?
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11-17-2013, 08:03 PM
Anyone else think that guy in the article looked a little bit like Drake?
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11-17-2013, 08:04 PM
isnt this prostitution ???
where are the feminists ???
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11-17-2013, 08:53 PM
Man I call bullshit...... Some of those dudes might pay $50 to cuddle but you know she is whispering to them about her $100 - $200 specials and they will give it to her.
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11-17-2013, 10:43 PM
After thinking about it, this could be a profitable idea.
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11-17-2013, 11:19 PM
There was a story of some WWII soldier who got captured early in the war and was sent to a concentration camp. He spent much of the war there. Females were nonexistent in the camp. At war's end he and the other prisoners were released. This soldier then went to a brothel and paid for its services.
After suffering the privations of war and imprisonment, the soldier did not necessarily long for sex, but merely the affections of a woman. He asked the prostitute to hold him during his allotted time.
Nowadays, western men are so deprived of female attention as to be the emotional equivalent of a WWII prisoner of war. I don't know whether to pray for their testicular fortitude, or kick them in the nuts until they get it.
Long live Game.
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That's why you see real life alphas without chicks. He's doing him.
Real alphas don't tend to have game. They don't tend to care about the emotional lives of the people around them."
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11-18-2013, 12:03 AM
This is more dangerous than being a hooker... this girl is gonna get raped for sure. Wtf is she thinking.
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11-18-2013, 01:36 AM
Beta dudes are now paying for platonic relationships?! I thought they were already masters of that domain
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11-18-2013, 02:12 AM
You know things are bad when men are paying to experience the "joy" of being in the friendzone.
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11-18-2013, 06:42 AM
i think she's a whore who is a marketing genius, she's definitely giving blowjobs for $50 more
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11-18-2013, 07:29 AM
Quote: (11-17-2013 07:50 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:
wait a minute if this chick charges $60 to cuddle are prostitutes that expensive up there?
Over here in Spain you pay about €60 (~$81) for 1/2 hour with some Colombian or Brazilian hottie. Includes a drink and a hot shower. At least so they tell me... ahem...
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11-18-2013, 07:42 AM
Western men created this situation - perhaps men in general are to blame. We have been paying bitches for all types of 'services' since the dawn of time. Prostitution, porn mags, phone sex, live video sessions, now cuddling made it on the list. Rampant feminism will only exacerbate this situation.
Heck, next I'll have to pay just to talk to a girl. What you wanna ask me out? Swipe your phone - I'll charge $5/min and we can talk about it.
I think what we need is a big worldwide war - yes, hundreds of millions will die but at least it'll harden us the fuck up.
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