[Menace]

A little surprised that this app hasn't been posted yet, but I just randomly found it.

The site link is here: http://spreadsheetsapp.com/

Basically it appears to track things like how long you bang, decibel levels of screaming, thrusts per minute, and how often you do it. It has silly achievements in it as well.

Appears to use the microphone and accelerometer to get its measurements.

Kind of right up our alley, but not sure if you can label the sessions with girls' names.

It does cost $1.99.

[cibo]

This is just another form of supplication to girls.

Why do I say this?

For the metrics tracked, there is an assumption they lead to "good sex".

For whom?

Guys don't give a shit about all those numbers except maybe sex frequency over a time period.

And outside of frequency of sex and decibel level of screaming (though a guy could probably affect both too), most of the variables are mainly affected by the guy.

So honestly these are variables that determine how well you are having "good sex" for her.

They are also metrics that are expected to impact "good sex" for her in a STANDARDIZED WAY.

Because tpm doesnt measure blow jobs, smacks on the ass, hair pulls, rag doll throws, face shoves into pillows, etc.

The fact is, this app plays into the standard american guys insecurity about pleasing women and is somewhat another form of OCD. "If I could only increase my average time per a bang and tpm, I know she'd love to have more sex with me."

The app also assumes a guy cares about seeing the girl more than once or twice too.

[AnonymousBosch]

One thing I hate since the internet normalised access to porn is the level of 'porn star' performance women now seem to put on during sex. I miss shyness, coyness, timidness, low moaning and whimpering, all of which are beautifully feminine and made the experience sexy as hell for me. I'd rather her bite her lip and stretch her long neck back in pleasure than talking bollocks about being fucked hard and screeching like a harpie.

If she's aggressive, a screamer and a filthy talker, she's playing a role so you think she's porn star fantasy material, and is most likely a narcissist punching above her weight.