[AntiTrace]

I have noticed a common theme among females I have banged that are in a relationship: they all have some random "boundary" or "line" they won't cross in an effort to preserve their last shred of morality.

Few examples from a few different females:

1. Female starts almost every sex session with a 2-3 minute blowjob to warm me up. Yet says she doesn't give me blowjobs, thats intimate and is reserved for her boyfriend. According to her, if its only a few minutes and I don't cum, its not a blowjob.

2. This one says I can't fuck her in the ass. That's fine with me, I'm not a big fan of the ass play and would rather keep it in the pink not the stink. She claims that's something very intimate and is reserved for her husband.

3. Female won't come over to cook dinner with me, she claims that's something very intimate and is reserved for her boyfriend. But she will gladly rush away during lunch break to ride my cock.

4. Female won't sleep over. Sleep overs are reserved for her boyfriend, as cuddling and spooning at night is too intimate and is only for her boyfriend.

But those boundaries are really just a combined form of a shit test with a little ASD sprinkled on top of it. They just needed more comfort, proof of discreteness, and a non-beta chump to tell them its going to happen.

But what intrigues me is that all these boundaries are complete bullshit and a logical person wouldn't even think like that.

Girl 1 gives me head for 2-3 minutes every time and thinks that is somehow different from a "real" blowjob. Girl 2 told me she would do it in the ass if she was really drunk, so now the story has changed from it being too intimate. Girl 3 thinks dinner is intimate but will gladly let me cum inside of her during lunch or after work before she goes home to her man. Girl 4 has straight up told me her pussy was mine, anytime and anywhere I want it. She told me I own her pussy...I guess completely cuckolding her man is further down the emotional ladder than cuddling is.

The hamster: there is no limits to it's ability.

[JimNortonFan]

I had one who would meet guys at conferences and take them to her room for a BJ but she said she hated tongue kissing. (Liked it with me). Said she didn't like anal but came from having her salad tossed. The Hamster is strong with many women.

[FilipSRB]

I made out with an ex-girl of mine a couple of months ago. She claimed that she hand't kissed anyone since we broke up (about a year ago) since that is an intimate thing. That didn't stop her having bunch of cocks in all her orifices during that time though. I barely contained myself from laughing in her face.

[AntiTrace]

Id like to give a chick a list of 10-20 different things and have her ranks them on a scale of intimacy.

Maybe I'm confusing intimacy with something, because It's beyond me to understand how a female can tolerate a mans sperm inside of her but not tolerate a home cooked meal.

[Dr. Howard]

here's another one for the hamster crazy list. A girl my friend was seeing claimed she was a virgin because no guy had blown it in her pussy yet....yet the number of dicks in her was in the teens by this point. Hilarious.

[skk]

Something I can't understand:

Have a girl who won't blow or touch a d*ck, but lets you fuck in the ass, have sex in all positions you can imagine, lets you dominate and spank, be rough on her. And says that I have a complex

[Christian McQueen]

"here's another one for the hamster crazy list. A girl my friend was seeing claimed she was a virgin because no guy had blown it in her pussy yet....yet the number of dicks in her was in the teens by this point. Hilarious."

Your friend should have told her, "Makes absolute sense sweetie. In fact, I believe a girl is a virgin until she's actually PREGNANT."

Unreal.