[scorpion]

I think most members of the forum are familiar with the game of "flags" by this point. If not, a quick refresher: this is game where players try to collect "flags" by banging a girl from a given country. So for example, if you bang a girl who was born in Canada, you have a Canadian flag. A girl born in Thailand gives you a Thai flag, etc... Chasing flags has given extra motivation to many players to help them get out there and approach. It's not the sole reason to chase pussy, it's just something fun to keep track of in the background.

But a girl's nationality is not the only thing that sets her apart or makes her unique. Players who have been in the game for awhile recognize that there are many different situations or characteristics that can make a bang memorable, for example fucking a girl in an unusual location, or fucking a girl with a rare personal trait. I think most players have kept track of this sort of thing unofficially.

Until now.

Introducing Scorpion's Scavenger Hunt, in which players will bang their way through dozens if not hundreds of women in search of the rare jewels who will help them check off each box on their list. Check off enough boxes within each type of challenge to earn an achievement.

Keep track of your progress in this thread, share stories of your conquests and advice for others on how to build their lists.

Note: It should be fairly obvious, but just to be clear, the vast majority of these listed items refer to having sex with a girl in the particular location or with a girl who meets the listed criteria. Also, it should go without saying that NO PAY TO PLAY IS ALLOWED. These challenges must be unlocked with game alone (obviously normal expenses, i.e. drinks, dates are allowed, but no direct payments/prostitution of any type).

Experienced players will have already made a solid dent in this list based on their past bangs, but most of these will take some extra work. It will be almost impossible for every player to check off every box on the list, and some players will have no interest in the more...exotic achievements, some of which are gross, and some of which are straight up ridiculous. And that's fine. It's just a fun thing, not a recommendation or "must do" list. So without further ado, I present...

Scorpion's Scavenger Hunt

Places:
On a boat
On a train
On a plane
In a car
On top of a building
In an alley
In another girl's bed (roommate's doesn't count)
In a pool/hot tub
In a public bathroom
In a tent
At work

Get 8/11 for achievement: Hit and Run

Piercings:
Nose
Lip
Belly button
Tongue
Nipples (must be both)
Pussy (clit hood)
Pussy (labia)

Get 6/7 for achievement: Cold Steel Sex Appeal

Jobs:
Barista
Waitress
Nurse
Teacher
Stripper
CEO (lmao)
Cashier
Engineer/programmer/scientist
Model
Bartender
Feminist writer/blogger
Actress (must have imdb credit)
Famous chick (must have Wikipedia entry)
Politician (must hold some type of elected office)
Any girl with a business card

Get 11/15 for achievement: They're all the same on the inside

Age:
18
<21
30+
40+
50+ (ugh)
60+ (gag)
70+ (barf)

Get 6/7 for achievement: A Man for All Seasons

On the clock:
3 girls in 24 hours (hat trick, none can know about each other)
10 girls in one week
100 girls lifetime
2 girls within an hour (neither can know about the other, under 1 hour between penetrations, not just meeting/hanging out)
Within an hour of meeting
Within 15 min of meeting
Same girl with >1 year between bangs
Same girl with >5 years between bangs
Same girl with >10 years between bangs

Get 7/9 for achievement: A Time to Bang

Education:
HS valedictorian
Harvard
Ivy League
PhD
MD
JD
Mensa

Get 6/7 for achievement: Seduction Genius

Unusual traits:
EE+ tits
6'2" or taller
Midget
Missing arm or leg
Wheelchair
Deaf
No tits (extremely flat, flat as a board)
Enormous unshaved bush
Giant clitoris
300+ lbs. (barf)

Get 6/10 for achievement: What's Next, the Bearded Lady?

Hair:
Redhead
Natural blonde
Skrillex cut
Shaved head
Mid-back length
Waist-length
Pink/blue/purple/green (any unusual dyed color)
Afro
Dreadlocks
A wig (extensions don't count)

Get 7/10 for achievement: A Cut Above


While dressed up as:
The Risky Business (whitey tighties, button down, sunglasses, white socks)
The Neo (sunglasses, black trench coat)
The Man With No Name (cowboy hat, cowboy boots, smoking a cigar)
The James Bond (tuxedo)
The Abe Lincoln (stovepipe hat, chin beard - real or fake)

Note: You must wear the FULL costume for the duration of the fuck until you nut. For example, this means to get the James Bond you must pull your dick out of the fly and fuck with the tuxedo on.

Get 5/5 for achievement: Master of Disguise

Relationships:
Girls who are best friends (separately, +1 bonus for a threesome)
Girl with a boyfriend
Married woman
Friend of a girl you are already fucking
Co-worker
Boss
Teacher/professor

Get 5/7 for achievement: Dangerous Liasons

Tattoos:
Anchor
Heart
Fictional character
Poem/Lyrics
Animal
Latin phrase
Chinese characters
Zodiac sign
Any pussy tattoo

Get 8/9 for achievement: American Woman

Get a girl to:
Deliver you takeout
Cook you a meal
Buy your groceries
Clean your house/apartment
Scrub your toilet & shower
Do your laundry
Massage your feet

Note: Must not be married to, living with or exclusively dating the girl.

Get 6/6 for achievement: King of the Castle

Kinky shit:
Fisting
Tying up
Choking with a belt
Deep throating
Peeing on
Peeing in mouth
Shitting on
Shitting in mouth (barf)

Get 7/8 for achievement: Kinky Bastard

Fucked up shit:
Steal panties from 10 different girls
Steal a girl's dildo/vibrator
Steal a girl's phone, fill it with dick pics, return it without her realizing it
Girl with your sister's name
Girl with your mother's name
Girl with your last name

Get 5/6 for achievement: The Joker

Weird things to stick in a girl's vagina:
TV remote
Cell phone
Gun
Lucky Rabbit's Foot
$100 bill
Cucumber
Carrot
Banana (bonus for the last three if she eats them after)

Get 7/8 for achievement: Everything but the kitchen sink

Insane difficulty:
A Nun
Jail/Prison guard while you are incarcerated
Sisters threesome
Midget threesome
9's or 10's threesome
25+ virgin
Bride on her wedding day
In a horse-drawn carriage
In a pedicab
Lesbian (a real one, not a straight/bi girl going through a phase)
A girl with a live scorpion crawling on her stomach/back while you fuck her! ("The scorpion")

Get 4/11 for achievement: Legend of the Game

[Yano]

Does an engaged woman fall under boyfriend or married?

[scorpion]

(10-22-2013 02:00 PM)Yano Wrote:  

Does an engaged woman fall under boyfriend or married?

Not legally married yet but engaged? Boyfriend.

Legally married but separated? Married.

Going by the law.

[iop890]

My scorecard:

Places: 7/11
On a boat
On a train
In a car
In another girl's bed (roommate's doesn't count)
In a pool/hot tub
In a public bathroom
At work (her office counts right?)

Piercings: 2/7
Nose
Belly button

Jobs: 6/15
Waitress
Stripper
Cashier
Model (amateur count?)
Bartender
Any girl with a business card

Age: 3/7
18
<21
30+

On the clock: 3/9
2 girls within an hour (neither can know about the other, under 1 hour between penetrations, not just meeting/hanging out)
Within an hour of meeting
Within 15 min of meeting

Education: 1/7
HS valedictorian

Unusual traits: 3/10
6'2" or taller
No tits (extremely flat, flat as a board)
Enormous unshaved bush

Hair: 4/10
Redhead
Natural blonde
Mid-back length
Pink/blue/purple/green (any unusual dyed color)

Relationships: 3/7
Girls who are best friends (separately, +1 bonus for a threesome)
Girl with a boyfriend
Friend of a girl you are already fucking

Get a girl to: 4/6
Cook you a meal
Clean your house/apartment
Scrub your toilet & shower
Do your laundry

Kinky shit: 3/8
Tying up
Choking with a belt
Deep throating

Fucked up shit: 1/6
Steal a girl's phone, fill it with dick pics, return it without her realizing it

No achievements yet, I need to step it up.

[Courage Reborn]

10/10. Post of the month.

Can we get a special achievement for "James Bond" only streaks? As in, the next 10 girls in a row all got James Bonded.

Then right before nutting, she has to ask, "who are you?"

"Bond. James Bond.". THEN you nut.

Bonus points if simultaneosly holding a martini glass. Shaken, not stirred.

[soup]

What about 100 years old? There are candidates out there. This would make you a centennial player.

[panache]

Love it. Gotta get crackin on this list. Honestly seems more fun than the flag game.

Since it's your IP, do you mind if I turn this into a graphic poster? My buddies and I could hang these on our rooms and check off achievements.

[scorpion]

(10-22-2013 06:07 PM)panache Wrote:  

Love it. Gotta get crackin on this list. Honestly seems more fun than the flag game.

Since it's your IP, do you mind if I turn this into a graphic poster? My buddies and I could hang these on our rooms and check off achievements.

Sure, go for it. Post a pic if you do.

[el mechanico]

Sick but I have most the list covered as well as many things not listed such as deaf threesome.

[Walderschmidt]

(10-22-2013 06:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Sick but I have most the list covered as well as many things not listed such as deaf threesome.

You truly are an innovative Casanova.

Wald

[soup]

You also forgot to put one-armed girls in there.

I got pretty close. No bang. Probably makes me beta.

[el mechanico]

(10-22-2013 07:03 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(10-22-2013 06:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Sick but I have most the list covered as well as many things not listed such as deaf threesome.

You truly are an innovative Casanova.

Wald

Triple deaf threesome with a Thai flag sprinkled in on a boat.

[kinjutsu]

Do you get extra points being a black guy who fucked the girlfriend of the local neo-nazi group in my city?

[DjembaDjemba]

(10-31-2013 02:06 PM)kinjutsu Wrote:  

Do you get extra points being a black guy who fucked the girlfriend of the local neo-nazi group in my city?

That's a good one, years ago I bagged a blonde who's dad was a white nationalist and convicted drug dealer from small town Ontario.

In her words a few days before she took the dick:

"I will never, ever, ever, touch a non white person, eww, gross".



As they do, not as they say.

My achievements thus far are King of My Castle, What's Next, the Bearded Lady, American Woman (this one's easy I like girls with tats).

I am two pussy piercings away from Cold Steel Sex Appeal.