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Could you bang a fat chick?

Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-03-2016 08:16 PM)Latinopan Wrote:  

NSFW links

http://i.imgur.com/FOpAR6a.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/sRejRHF.gif

I would smash and I don't understand why those are NSFW.

She's got good curves, and exemplifies this quote: "People will forgive you for being overweight, or for being sloppy. But they won't forgive both."

A thick girl has to keep everything else on point, from her clothes, hair, makeup, to her personality, place, and cooking. Then she just has to keep her curves proportional.
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Could you bang a fat chick?

I had a thick girl who was really cool, knew how to put herself together, and was hyper feminine in her hourglass shape. We lost touch for a few years and reconnected. I had assumed she had gotten a little bigger because here's the unfortunate rule about even the sexiest thick girls: If they don't make a conscious effort to bring their weight down, it is guaranteed to go up. And she did. The face was still pretty. Attitude was still great. But her proportioning had started getting out of whack, and her ass which had previously been something you'd bury your face in, had lost it's feminine shape. Obviously I banged her because I was committed at that point. But watching her ass as she walked away, all I could think of was Chris Farley, and what a shame it was because her personality was still great. She even had the beginnings of a gunt formation. Truly sad.
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Fucking fat chicks on the DL is fine. They give great blowjobs. Caveat: I mean a little overweight, not land whales.

Do NOT be seen around town with them. That will lower the shit out of your value. Always be seen with hot girls.
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Just took a walk through this whole thread.

All the dudes that have been banned since OP! I remember AliBlahBlah......

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6-month Bang Fest with thick Cheerleader / Dance Instructor. Half White/Spanish

She was 5 foot 10, 150 when we met. Nice Face, Fun, Athletic Hips, Great Head. Imagine a lighter skinned J-Lo with curly locks.

She moved away to go to grad school for performance arts/dance. I told her, probably not a great idea given the costs/benefits, but she just had to go because it's "What she loves" to do. (I thought she just loved to get fucked by me, but whatev)

Flash forward 3 years and 25 lbs later, we meet up again after grad school, she's just too huge for me now. I smashed for old times sake, but she was done long term.

Now that I cut back on drinking, it's impossible for me to even look at big girls. They are a disgrace. WNB!
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Could you bang a fat chick?

How can you bang someone that makes you want to throw up when you look at it!
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-04-2016 02:03 PM)JacksonRev Wrote:  

Quote: (04-03-2016 08:16 PM)Latinopan Wrote:  

NSFW links

http://i.imgur.com/FOpAR6a.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/sRejRHF.gif

I would smash and I don't understand why those are NSFW.

She's got good curves, and exemplifies this quote: "People will forgive you for being overweight, or for being sloppy. But they won't forgive both."

A thick girl has to keep everything else on point, from her clothes, hair, makeup, to her personality, place, and cooking. Then she just has to keep her curves proportional.

Yeah they are safe for work, I was actually planning to post some bikini pictures of the same girl but decided to post the gifs and forgot about the tags, this thread needs NSFW in the title.

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A thick girl has to keep everything else on point

Fitness, a thick girl has to be involved into fitness to keep everything in curves proportionals tight and not go down hill.

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Now this is NSFW
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e795862e8af70...o1_500.gif

http://www.xclusivetouch.co.uk/wp-conten...ts-gif.gif

http://i.imgur.com/fwkVEBc.gif
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-04-2016 06:35 PM)muscless Wrote:  

How can you bang someone that makes you want to throw up reminds you of Chris Farley when you look at it!

Fixed it
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Could you bang a fat chick?

I did this once. She came straight to the house. I went in for the kill, but it was only a token gesture before getting onto the dick sucking. It was the best blowjob I ever got in my life. I held back from coming just to extend the pleasure. Eventually she got tired and started to sweat, so with the quality of the blowjob decreasing rapidly, I blasted into her mouth. Good times.
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Banging fatties is a necessary evil.

Don't debate me.
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-04-2016 05:22 PM)TheOllam Wrote:  

Just took a walk through this whole thread.

All the dudes that have been banned since OP! I remember AliBlahBlah......

[Image: troll.gif]

Ali wasn't banned for trolling.

Americans are dreamers too
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Those gifs remind me it's always the girls that do those crazy exercises. (though I use resistance bands for burnout sets)
And Bret Contreras.
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-05-2016 03:18 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  

Ali wasn't banned for trolling.

What was he banned for? Any posts I've come across seem decent enough...
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-05-2016 09:21 AM)churros Wrote:  

Quote: (04-05-2016 03:18 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  

Ali wasn't banned for trolling.

What was he banned for? Any posts I've come across seem decent enough...

Long story, not worth bringing it up again.
If you really wanna know, search for the "Banning of Aliblahba thread"

I'm one of the luckiest man alive, nothing in my life has been easy...
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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-05-2016 12:58 AM)churros Wrote:  

I did this once. She came straight to the house. I went in for the kill, but it was only a token gesture before getting onto the dick sucking. It was the best blowjob I ever got in my life. I held back from coming just to extend the pleasure. Eventually she got tired and started to sweat, so with the quality of the blowjob decreasing rapidly, I blasted into her mouth. Good times.

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Are you an engineer or something? LOL - only a dude would be able to correlate the quality of a sexual act with the optimum moment for release.

Anyway, best laugh of the day - thanks for that.

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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (10-11-2013 12:01 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

Quote: (10-11-2013 11:24 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Guys, don't post NSFW pics without warnings or in a thread that isn't clearly about an NSFW topic.
Banging fat chicks is clearly a safe for work topic?

A stroll down memory lane..... My first temp ban on the RVF.

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Could you bang a fat chick?

Quote: (04-03-2016 11:33 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  

Could I bang a fat chick?

I'll let Bishop Bullwinkle answer that for me.....




Shit has me dying. He's got videos all over the place. I cannot believe I missed this dude somehow. He's about as bad as Ricky Smiley, maybe worse.

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Could you bang a fat chick?

This is how many women do it:

Notice how she has her tits at front, is to distract and get the attention to the right part of the body.
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And here Adele, Is a damn optical illusion, the people dressing her know what they are doing, it creates a good perception of wide hips and flat stomach, she also most have a titanium Spanx on.

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