[Roosh]

[pheonix500000]

(09-19-2013 04:48 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

looking back into the past and realizing how far you've come is a hell of a feeling

[aphelion]

Over/under on the girl on the right's current weight?

[coolkid]

We've all been there man. Wipe the shame, approach like a beast and improve yourself. My mentor told me 'the only way is forward'.

Never fucked a beast so terrible but have gotten blown from worse. One of the best solutions is to fuck as many Eastern European or Asian chicks as possible, like Roosh.

I'd smile at that picture if I was Roosh, because that would be proof of rapid self-improvement. Look at how far we've all come.

[haywire]

Did you bang?

[Samseau]

Had the misfortune of meeting a DC chick at a concert this past Monday night...

- Working at a non-profit south of Boston making $196 every two weeks
- Tried to get me to buy her a drink
- Relying on her Dad to pay for her health insurance
- Was wearing a huge sweater to hide all the weight she recently gained
- Was wearing ripped tights because "she wanted to dress like a hipster"
- Got super offended when I used the word "gay" (my response: "Only straight people get offended at that word.")
- Rejected my offer to take her dancing because "she did some partner dancing already back in high school"
- Had an iPhone

Not sure how you made it out of DC alive, Roosh.

[2Wycked]

Is that really Roosh? No beard?

[Samseau]

(09-19-2013 05:47 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  

Is that really Roosh? No beard?

Yeah, you sure this pic isn't from 12 or 13 years ago?

[CJ]

That's kinda gross... I'm not saying I've never fucked a fatty, but I'm to the point where I feel guilty now if I do, like I let my penis down, because it deserves better.

[Quintus Curtius]

Thanks for sharing, man. It's good to take pictures of yourself in your prime.

[Armenian]

Roosh before puberty?

[Kingsley Davis]

(09-19-2013 05:46 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Had the misfortune of meeting a DC chick at a concert this past Monday night...

- Working at a non-profit south of Boston making $196 every two weeks
- Tried to get me to buy her a drink
- Relying on her Dad to pay for her health insurance
- Was wearing a huge sweater to hide all the weight she recently gained
- Was wearing ripped tights because "she wanted to dress like a hipster"
- Got super offended when I used the word "gay" (my response: "Only straight people get offended at that word.")
- Rejected my offer to take her dancing because "she did some partner dancing already back in high school"
- Had an iPhone

Not sure how you made it out of DC alive, Roosh.

Don't forget about us still in it.

   

[aphelion]

how dare you try to pursue these fine young ladies before their sexual prime of 35.

[Chemical O]

Haha..u made my day dude with this pic. Im in Bangkok now, and remember my US days...never again.

[choichoi]

WTF (would titty fuck the one on right). Gotta start somewhere, right?

[iop890]

(09-19-2013 07:00 PM)aphelion Wrote:  

how dare you try to pursue these fine young ladies before their sexual prime of 35.

It's 53 now, misogynist scum.

[Tuthmosis]

Holy shit. Joking or not, this picture really serves as a reminder of just how much time, effort, and suffering goes into getting your game into elite status. Guys who want magic bullets that work overnight simply don't understand this. Roosh put it time in the mean streets of DC, night after grueling night. I could tell you stories, for days straight, of the work I've put in--of the sweetest victories and the most bitter losses. I'm sure every guy on here with drum-tight game can offer you the same.

Roosh, here's to the blood, sweat, and jizz you've spilled in all these years.

[Tenerife]

puahate is gonna have fun with this one.

[JayJuanGee]

I'm afraid to get into ratings b/c it can become quite subjective; however, i would say that the one on the right is totally bangable, at least from what appears to be her upper half. Sometimes, the upper half could be misleading about what is contained in the lower half with these "big-boned" girls.

Sure, the one on the left is fat to the core, and a sort of "i've been fat for a long time," fat.

So, from what i see from the picture and age-wise the one on the left is maybe a 2 and the one on the right is maybe a 6.5... from the parts that I can see and extrapolate with my imagination.

Now, on the other hand, I am not sure about the point of this Photo and caption - except to say that sometimes, in any given night, we have to settle with what we can get? I would not need much coercing to agree to bang the one on the right, but the one on the left may need to get me real drunk and she is otherwise very charming... then maybe I would be able to muster enough energy to bang. I may need to take some Cialis, though.

[Vitriol]

(09-19-2013 10:25 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Roosh, here's to the blood, sweat, and jizz you've spilled in all these years.

Great post, but you forgot the most important part: Here's to all the sausage parties endured along the way!

[HeyPete]

^^^^ and the hours upon hours of inane girl stories.

When I think of hell -- I picture it being an endless loop of listening to solipsistic, ridiculous, makes-no-sense ramblings from one fat feminist after another. While a hottie makes IOIs from across the room and you can't move.

[Tenerife]

How would you caption Roosh' facial expression?

"Fuck there's a camera, oh wait, should I smile? uhhh..."

or

"Ima boss"

[Basil Ransom]

I recognize the situation - it happens pretty frequently:

You start talking to two girls, a cutie and a fattie. The fattie is warmer and more aggressive, and you're polite in response, not wanting to piss her off and have the cutie walk away. The cutie, somewhat optimistically, mistakes your politeness to the fattie for interest in her.

Moreover, the cutie wouldn't touch a guy who would even consider fucking her fat friend. Because her fat friend always gets the short straw when it comes to men, she's happy to hand this one off to her. You're now a fattie fucker in the cutie's mind. So now she has no interest in you, the fattie is clawing at you, and you're desperate to tell the cutie that you're too good for her fat friend but not too good for her. But you can't do that without looking like a huge prick. The fattie would then storm off and take the cutie with her. The nicer you are to the fattie, the deeper you dig yourself. The whole set is toast.

[All or Nothing]

(09-20-2013 01:11 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

I recognize the situation - it happens pretty frequently:

You start talking to two girls, a cutie and a fattie. The fattie is warmer and more aggressive, and you're polite in response, not wanting to piss her off and have the cutie walk away. The cutie, somewhat optimistically, mistakes your politeness to the fattie for interest in her.

Moreover, the cutie wouldn't touch a guy who would even consider fucking her fat friend. Because her fat friend always gets the short straw when it comes to men, she's happy to hand this one off to her. You're now a fattie fucker in the cutie's mind. So now she has no interest in you, the fattie is clawing at you, and you're desperate to tell the cutie that you're too good for her fat friend but not too good for her. But you can't do that without looking like a huge prick. The fattie would then storm off and take the cutie with her. The nicer you are to the fattie, the deeper you dig yourself. The whole set is toast.

It is being in situations like this this year that has started my hatred of fat chicks

[JayJuanGee]

(09-20-2013 02:00 AM)All or Nothing Wrote:  

(09-20-2013 01:11 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

I recognize the situation - it happens pretty frequently:

You start talking to two girls, a cutie and a fattie. The fattie is warmer and more aggressive, and you're polite in response, not wanting to piss her off and have the cutie walk away. The cutie, somewhat optimistically, mistakes your politeness to the fattie for interest in her.

Moreover, the cutie wouldn't touch a guy who would even consider fucking her fat friend. Because her fat friend always gets the short straw when it comes to men, she's happy to hand this one off to her. You're now a fattie fucker in the cutie's mind. So now she has no interest in you, the fattie is clawing at you, and you're desperate to tell the cutie that you're too good for her fat friend but not too good for her. But you can't do that without looking like a huge prick. The fattie would then storm off and take the cutie with her. The nicer you are to the fattie, the deeper you dig yourself. The whole set is toast.

It is being in situations like this this year that has started my hatred of fat chicks

It's "the fat chick dilemna" or "the fat chick catch 22" that BRandsom has described.