[the crazy]

(09-14-2013 08:37 AM)EU Explorer Wrote:  

Essex does not have any cities only towns...just hang around any kebab van or bus shelter late at night and you will be in business

Ok, only towns, so which town would you advice?

[Teedub]

Chelmsford, Basildon..I haven't been but from what I know - they're the main places

[Screwston]

Teedub, would a good looking mestizo do good in any places over there? I should say have an exotic factor or advantages.

[Stun]

How good is Liverpool?

EDIT- It looks like that's been covered.

I have thought of going there to check out Everton.

[Starke]

My hometown of Glasgow is absurdly easy for pulling, especially if you have (or are rather good at impersonating) a foreign accent.
If you are into stealing candy from babies, try Sub-Club - it has better looking girls than any other large club in the city, 30% of them are on ecstasy, and often a girl will just start making out with you if you stare at her for a few seconds.

Downsides: Scottish girls are short and fatter than any other race in Europe.

[the crazy]

(09-15-2013 10:33 AM)Starke Wrote:  

My hometown of Glasgow is absurdly easy for pulling, especially if you have (or are rather good at impersonating) a foreign accent.

I have foreign accent and i am quite good at impersonating glaswegian accent that i consider the best english speaking accent on a man.

[Teedub]

(09-14-2013 12:52 PM)houston Wrote:  

Teedub, would a good looking mestizo do good in any places over there? I should say have an exotic factor or advantages.

If you look at all American Indigenous then that's a completely alien look over here. So exotic for sure. What sort of admixture are you out of curiosity? Who do you resemble, because what's considered mestizo over there might just be seen as 'white with a tan' here.

[chexmix]

(09-14-2013 12:52 PM)houston Wrote:  

Teedub, would a good looking mestizo do good in any places over there? I should say have an exotic factor or advantages.

I have two friends, both lived near Oxford. One is a black American and the other is a Native American Indian. Both pull like crazy, I'd imagine it would be easy for you.

[Screwston]

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[Screwston]

Teedub, Mexican American. i sort of look like Chris Brown but a Hispanic version. Light brown, full lips, dark black hair and eyes, thick eyebrows, thin. I dont look white at all but look nothing like an Indian. Picture can be sent via PM if needed.

[bojangles]

(09-17-2013 01:40 AM)houston Wrote:  

Teedub, Mexican American. i sort of look like Chris Brown but a Hispanic version. Light brown, full lips, dark black hair and eyes, thick eyebrows, thin. I dont look white at all but look nothing like an Indian. Picture can be sent via PM if needed.

You'd do great mate, you've got game.

[Teedub]

(09-17-2013 01:40 AM)houston Wrote:  

Teedub, Mexican American. i sort of look like Chris Brown but a Hispanic version. Light brown, full lips, dark black hair and eyes, thick eyebrows, thin. I dont look white at all but look nothing like an Indian. Picture can be sent via PM if needed.

Haha no that's enough description mate. I echo bojangle's' statement, I was querying as to whether you'd be "exotic" - it sounds like you would!

[Screwston]

Cool. i want to bang some of those ghetto, British girls i see in movies. They have rough accents, cuss a lot, big hoop earrings and always wear Rocawear hoodies with the fur.

[chexmix]

(09-17-2013 12:55 PM)houston Wrote:  

Cool. i want to bang some of those ghetto, British girls i see in movies. They have rough accents, cuss a lot, big hoop earrings and always wear Rocawear hoodies with the fur.

I think I'd laugh during sex hearing that honestly.

[Teedub]

(09-17-2013 12:55 PM)houston Wrote:  

Cool. i want to bang some of those ghetto, British girls i see in movies. They have rough accents, cuss a lot, big hoop earrings and always wear Rocawear hoodies with the fur.

With minimal game you'd smash them easy.

[Screwston]

Would i have to troll the projects with a wife beater to show off tattoos? I bet theyre great in bed and use all kinds of British cuss words.

[tylerdurden1993]

(09-17-2013 01:20 PM)houston Wrote:  

Would i have to troll the projects with a wife beater to show off tattoos? I bet theyre great in bed and use all kinds of British cuss words.

You would also need some tracksuit bottoms to fit in with the locals, if you wanted to pull them, say you have a 2 litre bottle of cider at your place haha. I do hope you're joking when you say you want to bang them most of them are fat and ugly, and you'd need to wrap up with them god knows what venereal diseases they have.

[Teedub]

(09-17-2013 01:20 PM)houston Wrote:  

Would i have to troll the projects with a wife beater to show off tattoos? I bet theyre great in bed and use all kinds of British cuss words.

For the white ones, do as Tyler says above. For the black and mixed race ones, just listen to some British rap music, learn the slang... and you'll be good to go. That said, that would probably work for the white ones too!

[Mentavious]

In America we call a girl who sleeps around with many guys and is from the ghetto a hood rat.

Is there something similar in Britain?

[Screwston]

I didnt realize they were fat and ugly. Theyre pretty cute in movies. Can we get some pictures in here?

[Teedub]

It depends what you mean dude. What films have you seen where these girls were?

[Screwston]

I want to say in Kidulthood but cant think of others. My mind is blank but there has to be a source.for my fetish.

[Teedub]

Ah, yes I had that in mind. Yeah, Ray Winstone's daughter's character was the exact specimen I had in mind when you posed the question! Yeah, white trash girls like that (I haven't ever been with one. Not that London type anyway) just require the usual game. Dumb as fuck, easy to manipulate. Same with the black girls too, though haven't done it myself so just a calculated guess I suppose.

[Teedub]

All those guys who keep asking about one-night-stands in bus stops and so on, watch this:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/bouncers/4od#3569437

I hope there's a way for you to use a proxy server to see it because it answers all your questions. Watch a few of those eps and you'll get a good idea of the Northern, very working class (welfare class tbh) girls the Brits are talking about.

Yes, places in the South (like Essex) will have similar behavior, but still not as grimey as these places. They're not even cities, but little rough towns, but often the girls (and guys) will travel to the 'big city' for good nights.

P.S I wouldn't be surprised at all if in that episode, 80% of the dialogue is too difficult for you to understand!

[RexImperator]

CT I think the word is "chav" though that refers to both males and females. Maybe someone from the UK can better explain that word...