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09-01-2013, 10:50 PM
I wouldn't buy one, but thats not a bad biz idea at all.
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09-01-2013, 10:55 PM
Yup, this is too logic driven. No quality or attractive female would be caught dead wearing one.
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09-01-2013, 10:56 PM
I had this idea years ago, but know that it will never work. The wrong bitches will wear it. It would have to be compulsory. I also had the idea that underage girls should be required to wear a wrist band so I didn't waste time approaching them either.
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09-01-2013, 11:03 PM
I could see some whore buying one of these before going out to the bar after her lasted "boyfriend" broke up with her. I'm sure it will end up in the trash after one use.
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09-01-2013, 11:04 PM
It might work if they can get Taylor Swift to wear it to the VMA's or something.
So, no... It will never work. If anything it will be a badge for thirsty dudes, that girls will obviously avoid because they are creepy.
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09-02-2013, 12:04 AM
I'd imagine hot girls would view it as low status if a woman needs to signal she's available for male attention.
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09-02-2013, 07:14 AM
it was a good idea until they made it into a 'live strong' rubber piece of shit. This 'ring' already existed in the irish claddagh, which a girl was supposed to get from her grandmother. If she wore it on her right hand upside down she was single. It works for women for the following reason:
- it can be flipped from committed (right or left hand right side up) to single when she is having a 'girls night out', has a fight with her boyfriend, or sees a minor celebrity.
- its jewelry meaning its makes chicks compete to see who has the nicest version. No one is going to show off their rubber band
The marketing just needs to erase the irish cultural history from it, keep the traditional uses and push it like an engagement ring but from parents or grandparents on a girls 13th birthday or something like that.
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09-02-2013, 07:54 AM
This is basically a commericalised version of what are known as 'Traffic light parties' in England. Basically, you wear a red band if you're 'taken' and a green if you're single. Not sure about amber.
Basically, no hot and single girl will wear a green because it gives a green light (pun intended) for betas to 'approach'.
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