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adventures of a keyboard jockey
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adventures of a keyboard jockey

I plan to update this thread often and keep you updated with my progression.

I been on a ridiculously long dry spell. I think I’m starting to go crazy.

Today I saw a former fuck buddy of mine. She was drinking at my job with some lame ass dude. That bitch! He’s probably going to go fuck the shit out of her tonight. Maybe even anal.

I have to admit I was a little jealous, but not because he was going to go home and bang my old bitch. I was jealous because if that lame ass dude is getting laid there is no reason for me to be on this brutal ass dry spell.

It’s not that I suck with females. I actually gotten pussy basically thrown at me a couple times. I just have no where to take them. I stay with family at the moment and won’t take them there and I haven’t been able to pull off park sex yet. I’m sick of it.

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

So I decided I’m giving up drugs. The weed, the pills, maybe even cut back on drinking. With all the extra money I save I will rent an apartment.

I will use this dry spell as motivation.
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If you're living at home and are blowing a rent check on drugs in the first place, you have a lot more problems to worry about than getting laid. Fix those first

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Logistics, logistic, logistics. Lost a bang last night because of it. On my motorbike, only one helmet.

Go for it mate. Whilst you're at it, go keto and then you won't need a quarter of the drink to achieve the same result.

They who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety- Benjamin Franklin, as if you didn't know...
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As an addiction councelor I, with all my heart, implore you to attend aa/na. You develop a habit of interacting with ppl and a social network. Plus the cocaine anonymous meetings have all the hot women. Not very well adjusted though
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Quote: (08-31-2013 12:54 PM)calihunter Wrote:  

Plus the cocaine anonymous meetings have all the hot women.

Not even with yours bro! [Image: confused.gif]

Lol. Serious point however, well said.

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Quote: (08-31-2013 10:15 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

I plan to update this thread often and keep you updated with my progression.

I been on a ridiculously long dry spell. I think I’m starting to go crazy.

Today I saw a former fuck buddy of mine. She was drinking at my job with some lame ass dude. That bitch! He’s probably going to go fuck the shit out of her tonight. Maybe even anal.

I have to admit I was a little jealous, but not because he was going to go home and bang my old bitch. I was jealous because if that lame ass dude is getting laid there is no reason for me to be on this brutal ass dry spell.

It’s not that I suck with females. I actually gotten pussy basically thrown at me a couple times. I just have no where to take them. I stay with family at the moment and won’t take them there and I haven’t been able to pull off park sex yet. I’m sick of it.

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

So I decided I’m giving up drugs. The weed, the pills, maybe even cut back on drinking. With all the extra money I save I will rent an apartment.

I will use this dry spell as motivation.

Well, at least you recognize the problem. Clean up your act, save some money, go to motels or her place for bangs, then get an apartment. You can bang hat her place, you just have to convince her to do it.

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Quote: (08-31-2013 01:21 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

Quote: (08-31-2013 10:15 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

I plan to update this thread often and keep you updated with my progression.

I been on a ridiculously long dry spell. I think I’m starting to go crazy.

Today I saw a former fuck buddy of mine. She was drinking at my job with some lame ass dude. That bitch! He’s probably going to go fuck the shit out of her tonight. Maybe even anal.

I have to admit I was a little jealous, but not because he was going to go home and bang my old bitch. I was jealous because if that lame ass dude is getting laid there is no reason for me to be on this brutal ass dry spell.

It’s not that I suck with females. I actually gotten pussy basically thrown at me a couple times. I just have no where to take them. I stay with family at the moment and won’t take them there and I haven’t been able to pull off park sex yet. I’m sick of it.

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

So I decided I’m giving up drugs. The weed, the pills, maybe even cut back on drinking. With all the extra money I save I will rent an apartment.

I will use this dry spell as motivation.

Well, at least you recognize the problem. Clean up your act, save some money, go to motels or her place for bangs, then get an apartment. You can bang hat her place, you just have to convince her to do it.

I've had a lot of luck lately pushing it back to their place.

Try airbnb.com for cheap single/several night rooms.
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Quote: (08-31-2013 03:24 PM)ryanf Wrote:  

I've had a lot of luck lately pushing it back to their place.

Try airbnb.com for cheap single/several night rooms.

^^^Golden website, a good place (decent) won't cost you a lot and you can toss the girl around as many times as you want without any complaints.

If they mention something they got at home or whatever, act interested in it and tell her you want to know more. She'll be surprised and will probably take you in, tell you more.....then you can strike.

Cattle 5000 Rustlings #RustleHouseRecords #5000Posts
Houston (Montrose), Texas

"May get ugly at times. But we get by. Real Niggas never die." - cdr

Follow the Rustler on Twitter | Telegram: CattleRustler

Game is the difference between a broke average looking dude in a 2nd tier city turning bad bitch feminists into maids and fucktoys and a well to do lawyer with 50x the dough taking 3 dates to bang broads in philly.
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cool. i will definitely look into airbnb for my area.

good news guys i got a promotion today. i'm a server, but i'm going to start bartending a couple days a week now. so maybe that will help my pussy rate go up some.
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Quote: (08-31-2013 11:56 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

cool. i will definitely look into airbnb for my area.

good news guys i got a promotion today. i'm a server, but i'm going to start bartending a couple days a week now. so maybe that will help my pussy rate go up some.

Congrats on the promotion! Bar tending will help in many ways....mainly getting poosy and earning more money.

Cattle 5000 Rustlings #RustleHouseRecords #5000Posts
Houston (Montrose), Texas

"May get ugly at times. But we get by. Real Niggas never die." - cdr

Follow the Rustler on Twitter | Telegram: CattleRustler

Game is the difference between a broke average looking dude in a 2nd tier city turning bad bitch feminists into maids and fucktoys and a well to do lawyer with 50x the dough taking 3 dates to bang broads in philly.
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good luck on the promotion its so much better having your own place knowing you've always got somewhere to go back too if the opportunity arises should be all the motivation you need to get over this dry spell
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Quote: (08-31-2013 10:15 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

So I decided I’m giving up drugs. The weed, the pills, maybe even cut back on drinking. With all the extra money I save I will rent an apartment.

I will use this dry spell as motivation.

Do it, change you life man. Being broke, drunk, high, out of shape and living at his parents home is no way for a young capable man to live. Give that shit up and live the life you want.
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I hadnt read about the promotion befor I posted. Congratulations man! Bartending will get you girls, so use your power responsibly.

Nah, just kidding. Fuck as much as you can.
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