[Roosh]

-New :laugh74: emoticon crashes the server and causes two hours of downtime

-Forum registration limited to only one day per year

-Hottest thread of the moment: "I found poosy paradise... ask me anything."

-Neil Skywalker invites the forum to his sixth Hollywood premiere.

-Fisto's newest SEA 456 page thread results in massive celebration once his 1,000th Philippine notch is achieved

-The G Manifesto starts a thread in the Meetups forum, asking if anyone wants to grab a drink.

[WanderingSoul]

Roosh is imprisoned for thought crimes against humanity.

Tuth is running the RVF while in hiding from somewhere within the FSU. Rumor has it he is bunking up with Edward Snowden.

[RawGod]

The forum goes dark for days on end, rumored to be the target of a DDOS masterminded by Social Kenny in conjunction with the recently-banned Aliblahbla.

[Parlay44]

RVF is hosted from Mars servers with help from The Pirate Bay to avoid worldwide feminist censorship attempts.

"Click here if you don't want to wait anymore" link is still active.

[soup]

Bang: Cyborg
How to hijack sexbots

Bang: Alien
How to create attraction in extraterrestrial sentients

Lifestyle:
bionic cock maintenance

Racial threads:
Where to find white women

Troll threads:
Cyborg game is a waste of time and doesn't work. All that matters is Alien game.

Literal Redpill/bluepill threads about how to break out of the Matrix

[Roosh]

Quote:

Roosh is imprisoned for thought crimes against humanity.

I didn't laugh

[dk902]

- After years of toiling IRT is finally recognised as a true player and seen as an authority on picking up white women.

- Roosh does a spectacular U-turn and declares an amnesty for all trolls.

- el mechanico is now deemed suitable enough to be a forum admin and being from NJ or the Mid-West results in an automatic ban.

- A scandal erupts in Hollywood over A-list celebrity Neil Skywalker, after it turns out he only got around the world in 78 bangs.

- Naughty Nomad does a new series and goes to Mars where he manages to get the flag on his last night.

[bacon]

Roosh writes a 8 country Bang Asia series finally going through his yellow fever phase

Sociologists/psychologists do Doctorial writeups/books on the history of internet trolls, relying heavily on this forum´s history as a case study.

New scientific evidence causes another epic flap/no flap war that divides the members.

[Vicious]

RVF is outlawed by then. Former members are considered perpetrators of hate crime. A White Knight group calling themselves Simon Wiesenthal Cyber Center are engaged in tracking and capturing prolific posters of the forum over the world.

[Kickb]

The Red pill has gone mainstream, Roosh and some rok writers release a quarterly magazine.

The G manifesto becomes a lobbiest and gets the smoking laws repealed.

Samseau opens up a dance studio/releases workout videos. Ali B is one of the background dancers.

[Aliblahba]

Due to economic meltdowns and new wars, new poosy paradises will be opened, while others will close. Members will be pushing each other out of the way in the airport to claim the 1st flag and do a data sheet on it. It will be the new gold rush of the future. "Thar's poosy in them thar hills!"

[el mechanico]

Roosh goes off the radar, the forum is archived and turns into a religion like scientology. Tax except and worth billions. I become a prophet and get paid 2.5 million a year for "consulting"

Alibee has a meltdown on his next trip and gets banned ~ 7 mos from now.

[Duke Castile]

(08-29-2013 09:23 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

-Fisto's newest SEA 456 page thread results in massive celebration once his 1,000th Philippine notch is achieved

Raw dogged em all too.

- Rockingforever is caught for the 500th time under a new name after he meltsdown saying we are all losers and liars, goes over to NN to bitch some more.

- Tuthmosis finally becomes a libertarian.

- El Mechanico learns to be a programmer.

- Ali B has gone through several rehabs

- Lothario still has an accent, curiously it's French

- Kickboxer still has no game.

- Houston has more money than Gmanifesto

- Vicious quits his job to work in fashion.

- Rionomad is even fatter (just when you thought it wasn't possible).

- Redpill is now considered the "matrix" and guys have forums talking about how marriage is the way to be happy.

[Architekt]

Some of the former trolls and game denialists will attempt to return after learning some game and get banned again

The lawyers of the forum will be fighting against the 27th request from the newly formed ULW (United Leaders of the World) to take down the forum

With help from new software, the web server will be able to use an NSA database to cross reference whether potential members are feminists or not. Registration is now open at all times, but the registration process can take up to 9 months and you need at least 69 positive references from members you've met in person

[WanderingSoul]

(08-29-2013 11:00 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Raw dogged em all too.

- Rockingforever is caught for the 500th time under a new name after he meltsdown saying we are all losers and liars, goes over to NN to bitch some more.

- Tuthmosis finally becomes a libertarian.

- El Mechanico learns to be a programmer.

- Ali B has gone through several rehabs

- Lothario still has an accent, curiously it's French

- Kickboxer still has no game.

- Houston has more money than Gmanifesto

- Vicious quits his job to work in fashion.

- Rionomad is even fatter (just when you thought it wasn't possible).

- Redpill is now considered the "matrix" and guys have forums talking about how marriage is the way to be happy.

[WanderingSoul]

Fisto fathers more Asian offspring than Genghis Khan.

HIV rate in the Philippines mysteriously rises 300%.

[Aliblahba]

I become Supreme Allied Ruler Dictator Emperor of the 7 Kingdoms and outlaw Feminist. RVF members will get issued a hunting license and harpoon.

[n0000]

January 23rd, 2018:

The forum goes sentient. It is not connected to nukes and can't take its vengeance on mankind so instead it does the only thing in its power: monkeying with posts.

In the following months the g manifesto mysteriously goes back on all his previous advice and starts advising guys to quit smoking and dress in loose fitting khaki cargo shorts.

Roosh starts preaching the benefits of monogamy and a clean shaven, sensible demeanor.

A thread is started that advises men how to propose to their girlfriends in a manner that is sure to go viral on youtube.

The bdsm thread mysteriously disappears, only to be replaced by one extolling the virtues of prolonged snuggling.

[Duke Castile]

Rionomad caves to his rich gf's demands for him to marry her next year.

[germanico]

- The forum will be renamed Roosh W, after Roosh marries Lindy West and takes her last name to show that he is not part of the patriarchy.

[Pacesetter20]

Popular Threads:

- The Ukraine Tread XII

- I Just Had Sex Plus Notch Count (at page 459)

- Goodbye....Russia

- Is Day Game dead?

- I only do threesomes

World News:

- GManifesto found dead from an apparently suicide upon visiting Biarritz and seeing that none of the girls you want to see topless are topless.

- Ali-B becomes president:

- Roosh retires from writing/maintaining the site to become the head of the Green Party:

[Aliblahba]

A massive and bloody civil war breaks out among RVF members over the .000000000001% of the female population that actually stayed skinny.

IRT is a little closer to sleeping with a white girl.



edit-Fucking grammar again.

[Parlay44]

Athlone has retired from posting in the "What do you consider a 10" thread after a record 50 Bajillion posts and made it into his own website.

[Kish]

Most thread views that year:

DC: A Poosy Paradise!

[Sonsowey]

Mostly populated by neo-nazis