[Fuzzface]

Is it just me or does every fucking girl have a god damn boyfriend in college this semester?? what the fuck man

[OGNorCal707]

I'm not in college, so I wouldn't know, but I do know that the first 3-4 weeks of the semester are hunting season, when most girls are single and down to party and meet/hook up with guys. As the semester progresses, a lot of these girls tend to find boyfriends and get locked down.

[Nonpareil]

"10% of girls love their boyfriend, 90% of girls love their boyfriend until someone better comes along." - St. Thomas Aquinas (?)

Be the better man, that's the only advice I can give and the only advice you need, playa.