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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

Never thought she was all that even in her prime, but sweet Jesus the wall has not been kind.


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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

^^^ she was prob hot in HS

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#3

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

If I saw her out somewhere I'd say "You had me at get the fuck out of here!"

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#4

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

Oh, she's not doing badly at all. She must be in her 40's?

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#5

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

She hit the wall at birth.

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#6

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

So am I the only one that wanted to fuck her in Bridget Jones Diary?
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Quote: (08-03-2013 03:34 PM)scouse Wrote:  

So am I the only one that wanted to fuck her in Bridget Jones Diary?

I would have squirted a few nuts inside her too in that..she had that ditzy cute about her..just like the lizard from Dusk till Dawn..fancy her a bit..the only one female who survived the vampire attack at the Pussy Inn.

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#8

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

She is 44, and you picked some really bad pix. her wikipedia says as recently as 2010 she was dating bradley cooper(who apparently is into dating 20 y/o supermodels). she got a couple of academy awards and actually has some talent.
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#9

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

she looks as if she bit into a lemon
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Quote: (08-03-2013 03:36 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  

She is 44, and you picked some really bad pix. her wikipedia says as recently as 2010 she was dating bradley cooper(who apparently is into dating 20 y/o supermodels). she got a couple of academy awards and actually has some talent.
I can't fuck her Oscar trophy.
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#12

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No, but it could be used to fuck you.
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#13

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"No, but it could be used to fuck you."


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Quote: (08-03-2013 04:35 PM)scouse Wrote:  

No, but it could be used to fuck you.

Shouldnt that comment be an auto ban? Is that a joke?

The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
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#15

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

She was never anything special to begin with..
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#16

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

She was a pitcher of milk, as @Gamethoery noted she was probably hot in HS and college then jump off the cliff fast. That fair powder skin goes bad fast instantly.

In that Bridget hills diary she purposely got thick for the role, I think she gained like 25lbs for it.

Its funny because that Bridget Jones Diary helped push alot of fat acceptance at the time. She was praised for being a "real women" in the movie even though she was a headcase with a bunch of roles whom ate to much ice cream. I think American women all gained 10lbs all at once after watching that movie.
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#17

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Auto ban for cracking a joke?

Someone needs a sense of humour transplant!
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#18

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Yep, always ugly. What kind of guy would ever rub one out over that?

My mother was watching her in a movie once and said "She's revolting. She's got a face like a pimple that's ready to burst. I just want to squeeze it". Now I can't unsee it.
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#19

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

do i dare say it ???

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(i wouldn't kick out of my bed, however)
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#20

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

Bleech definitely NSFW material little warning beforehand woudda been appreciated
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#21

Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim

Also i must ask if this is really a case of a woman hitting the wall. Doesn't a woman have to be hot to begin with? She was always pretty damn fugly
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