[RASER]

One from "only in America file"

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http://www.xojane.com/fun/smuggle-booze-in-your-bra

"Lifes about, shooting your load"

[A War You Cannot Win]

There's been multiple comments posted by readers how they could smuggle a fifth in their bra. Just how massive are these people? Better yet, why is that much of a struggle to go a few hours without drinking alcohol?

[WesternCancer]

I learned this one from a sorority chick with no tits. She'd stuff her bra with vodka and go fill up in the bathroom.

Shit if I was really hurtin for money I'd probably put a bag of burbon down my pants.

It would be a great response to chicks who ask for drinks, just grab your nutsack and say 'drink up'

[Aliblahba]

Future xojane threads:

"Hide hamsters in my hair"

"Drink shots with my slit"

"Smuggle pills in my pussy"

"Hide Ho-Ho's in my hoo-hoo"

"Smuggle Twinkies in my tooshie"

"Bing drink from my butthole"

[GameTheory]

(08-03-2013 01:59 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Future xojane threads:
[...]
"Bing drink from my butthole"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/everything-...t-chugging

[Fitzgerald]

I know a chick who puts a few J's in a baggie and shoves them up her twat when she goes on an airplane.