[Mrs. Chocolate]

Let's just skip the approaching and pick up line part.
Now the subject is the middle of the conversation + persuation.

What do you say to turn someone on and 99% of the time works?
(work = making out and maybe night stand)

[deadgabacho]

pretty cool thread idea.

to tell you the truth im not so sure it's the words that your saying or what they're about - although the better put together and less boring they are will only increase your chances.. eye contact, flirting, i don't wanna say kino because I don't think touching her is only as important as much as it gets her to touch you.

after the first 5 minutes and a little bit of whats going on in your life if you allude to the tennis tournament your in, travel plans or an asshole teacher who keeps turning down thesis topics.. try to elicit other interesting shit from her.

avoiding: what bars do you like, what drinks do you like, so uh do you like to hang out? i think talking about music sucks for this part of the conversation because everyone just says a little bit of everything and you cant even name bands or try to listen to it.. first date inside a home is basically all about that one line for me

im more interested in the line immediately before the first kiss
you can crank it up and give her a "you're really beautiful" and follow up with your mouth.. or if you find yourself all playful and stuff calling her a liar or who knows you can bet her you kiss better than her, i'm gonna tell you a secret and just kiss her when she gets close and you have nothing to say..

lol

[speakeasy]

(09-13-2010 08:09 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

What do you say to turn someone on and 99% of the time works?

There's nothing you can say that will work 99% of the time. At least for men. Of course a woman can get sex from a man 99% of the time just by asking for it. But since you're asking guys, no we can't say something mid conversation that will get sex nearly every time.

[Feo]

In mid-conversation when I see that she is attracted, I gaze deeply into her eyes..reach into my pocket..pull out a roll of money and throw it at her, careful to let the bills scatter across her body.

This method has worked consistently for me.

[guarani]

How about this:
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[kerouac]

(09-14-2010 11:29 AM)guarani Wrote:  

How about this:
Link

What is this? A prelude to a strange but elaborate Romanian sex act?

In response to Señorita Chocolate's question I don't think there is a magical fix that can work nearly all the time, but if there is I would definitely like to hear it!

[CJ]

It's situational. I've been expirementing with the "I'm gay, but you could be the one to turn me straight." routine, so far it's been moderately effective. Just need to work on the logistics there.

I also like the "Sorry, you'd be poison for me" routine, and how her drinking habits or whatever would surely corrupt me once and for all, that whole line of BS.

I've got some bizarre magic going on when I'm really wasted, but I can't recall what the hell I say for the life of me. Maybe it's just the beer goggles and I don't care what I take home at this point?

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Hahaha... When I tease I guy or he says: You are so serious (often) I reply:
Hey, calm down... I don't bite. At least, not in front of everyone. (smirk)

[hydrogonian]

(09-13-2010 08:09 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

What do you say to turn someone on and 99% of the time works?
(work = making out and maybe night stand)

This is the absolute easiest part. Everything between the opening and this is usually just filler. It can happen on the first date or the third. Its this: Just get her to talk about sex, masturbating, etc... All the walls are then down. No one is faking anything anymore, no one feel uncomfortable, and if you both want sex you will get it.