Approach Story:
Yesterday I was in Discount Grocers, following up on my new USA Budget Locales strategy. Young chicks are broke and like dollar stores and Budget Groceries.
I was on line--probably one of the best gimmes in all pickup..
(a) you didn't approach HER, it JUST HAPPENED
(b) it will be a short interaction so there's no big pressure.
(ç) there's a built-in privacy opportunity afterwards to get her number-- typically out in the parking lot)
(d) The last thing they expect is some depraved, vampiristic sleazeball to try to pick them up there.
That's my cue!
The guy ahead of me was buying this mass package of bacon. It was like a plastic bubble with maybe 4-5 lbs of bacon in it. Since I am easily amused, and curious about very simple things I made a comment.
"Quite a mass of bacon you have there."
He explained it was a discount package because it was unevenly sized pieces of bacon.
"I see, so it's the same stuff..."
Behind me a was a rather cute, maybe 30 YO chick who I had seen arriving in the store and rated as a 5-6.
She had a lovely plant she was buying, and that immediately got my pre-school mind interested. It was something like an orchid, its flowers made of really exquisite purple splotched eggshell-colored petals.
"Wow, that's not real, is it?" I said as I peered exaggeratedly down into its plastic. +1 to Roosh for advocating playing dumb. Somehow women
find it both
(1) Funny and
(2) Disarming.
It shows you're socially aware and not a bore. It also probably reduce chances you are violent, because uptight fight-prone guys don't often make fun of themselves.
She asserted it was real, I looked at her and realized she was much more attractive than I had at first given her credit for.
Although not very thin, she had very big eyes ( a fave with me) and open facial expression ( low Ameribitch quotient) and was.... I think she was... SMILING AT ME. Yes, really!! An American girl smiled at a guy 27 years older than her!!
I leaned over the plant even MORE exaggeratedly, looking at it more closely..
"Can I touch it?" I asked as if it were a vintage Ferrari.
Now things got really wild and crazy. I was looking at the plant, but I think I heard her start to giggle, and she touched my arm!
"Of course"
I commented "It's beautiful, a lot of contrast" She agreed.
THen I blew it, turned away from her as the clerk focused on me, I finished my transaction, looked at her (She was now looking away, i think believing she had been too forward.) and said "Have a good afternoon" and I left.
I further blew another chance in the parking lot as I was getting my bicycle and she would be coming out.
BUT.. what did I learn?
I think I got a far better reception from opening her because I had talked to the guy in line before her, and passed a female "rough screening" for "crazy, creepy, wimpy"
So it got her hamster going "Attractive guy in vicinity, Attractive guy in vicinity, react positively if approached"
Even that tiny interaction with the guy gave her info on my tone of voice, social ability, and rouch assessment of general intellect.
So she was thinking, " I hope he notices MEEEEEeeeee.."
Better luck next time.
Lesson:
1) Being interested in mindless little details of life to a nearly comical degree loosens chicks up.
2) Opening up SOMEONE ELSE AROUND HER before you open her may allow you to pass a less rigorous screening avoiding activation of her Immediate Evaluation Device ( IED)
3) NEXT TIME... keep rambling on the subject she hooked on. Women are so dumb and/or love talking so much they could spend an hour discussing fingernail polish.
Yesterday I was in Discount Grocers, following up on my new USA Budget Locales strategy. Young chicks are broke and like dollar stores and Budget Groceries.
I was on line--probably one of the best gimmes in all pickup..
(a) you didn't approach HER, it JUST HAPPENED
(b) it will be a short interaction so there's no big pressure.
(ç) there's a built-in privacy opportunity afterwards to get her number-- typically out in the parking lot)
(d) The last thing they expect is some depraved, vampiristic sleazeball to try to pick them up there.
That's my cue!
The guy ahead of me was buying this mass package of bacon. It was like a plastic bubble with maybe 4-5 lbs of bacon in it. Since I am easily amused, and curious about very simple things I made a comment.
"Quite a mass of bacon you have there."
He explained it was a discount package because it was unevenly sized pieces of bacon.
"I see, so it's the same stuff..."
Behind me a was a rather cute, maybe 30 YO chick who I had seen arriving in the store and rated as a 5-6.
She had a lovely plant she was buying, and that immediately got my pre-school mind interested. It was something like an orchid, its flowers made of really exquisite purple splotched eggshell-colored petals.
"Wow, that's not real, is it?" I said as I peered exaggeratedly down into its plastic. +1 to Roosh for advocating playing dumb. Somehow women
find it both
(1) Funny and
(2) Disarming.
It shows you're socially aware and not a bore. It also probably reduce chances you are violent, because uptight fight-prone guys don't often make fun of themselves.
She asserted it was real, I looked at her and realized she was much more attractive than I had at first given her credit for.
Although not very thin, she had very big eyes ( a fave with me) and open facial expression ( low Ameribitch quotient) and was.... I think she was... SMILING AT ME. Yes, really!! An American girl smiled at a guy 27 years older than her!!
I leaned over the plant even MORE exaggeratedly, looking at it more closely..
"Can I touch it?" I asked as if it were a vintage Ferrari.
Now things got really wild and crazy. I was looking at the plant, but I think I heard her start to giggle, and she touched my arm!
"Of course"
I commented "It's beautiful, a lot of contrast" She agreed.
THen I blew it, turned away from her as the clerk focused on me, I finished my transaction, looked at her (She was now looking away, i think believing she had been too forward.) and said "Have a good afternoon" and I left.
I further blew another chance in the parking lot as I was getting my bicycle and she would be coming out.
BUT.. what did I learn?
I think I got a far better reception from opening her because I had talked to the guy in line before her, and passed a female "rough screening" for "crazy, creepy, wimpy"
So it got her hamster going "Attractive guy in vicinity, Attractive guy in vicinity, react positively if approached"
Even that tiny interaction with the guy gave her info on my tone of voice, social ability, and rouch assessment of general intellect.
So she was thinking, " I hope he notices MEEEEEeeeee.."
Better luck next time.
Lesson:
1) Being interested in mindless little details of life to a nearly comical degree loosens chicks up.
2) Opening up SOMEONE ELSE AROUND HER before you open her may allow you to pass a less rigorous screening avoiding activation of her Immediate Evaluation Device ( IED)
3) NEXT TIME... keep rambling on the subject she hooked on. Women are so dumb and/or love talking so much they could spend an hour discussing fingernail polish.
