My roommate, two guys we went to high school with and I went out last night drinking and we struck up a convo with two broads - one older but pretty hot and the other one younger but not as hot. Either way, the hotter one is talking with me, lots of physical touching, etc - she was fairly drunk and it was obvious she was dtf somebody. My roommate is chatting up the other broad, things are fine until i go to the bathroom. On my way back i pass by him and he says "she touched my ass bro - game on!" ![[Image: tard.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/tard.gif)
. I told him i'd just ask her to leave with me, no game necessary. That's exactly what i should have done, but i didn't. She asked me to buy her a drink, and i told her i don't buy drinks for girls, which of course led to the whole "do you not have money? are you not interested? blah blah blah". I told her it was a point of principle so she flips and says "i'd rather a guy didn't buy me drinks, it makes me feel like an independent woman (retarded). I get it, you're a self-sufficient man" and a whole load of other bullshit. At this point i'm tuning her out but making a lot of physical contact. I see a friend and go say hi to her for a second..while i'm distracted my roommate has moved in and is leaning in hard talking to her. While I admire his tenacity, we are currently a group of 4 guys wherein which the only two guys who are capable of pulling a chick (the other two are straight omega) are now both going for the same girl, which is i'm sure inflating the fuck out of her 35 y/o ego. I go back over, dude has me boxed out from my original seat. Well played, even if it's a touch heavy handed. I'm not the type of dude to fall over myself for a chick so i'm just bullshitting with some other people right nearby - at this point i'm realizing i'm going to have to compromise my own principles if i'm going to work this back in my favor- i already fucked up by not pulling her away from the group earlier. My roommate does the right thing, escalates the physical touching to a makeout but then clumsily starts clamoring to get her phone number. He walks over to me with a shit-eating grin, proud of himself for wasting our combined efforts on one 35 year old chick for a decent portion of the night while there were plenty of other broads in the place. I immediately go into damage control - I need to empty my balls into something. I'm putting in work on as many other broads as I can, but nothing is coming together...just not my night apparently.
So here's the kicker - after I went on my 2 minute drill solo to avoid the situation that had occurred earlier, my roommate had (presumably) been putting the finishing touches on a textbook swoop and making sure his (and unfortunately my) efforts were not for naught. Fucking guy comes back in the bar alone after walking her to the car. I ask him what happened to that broad, he says "She wanted to go home with her friend, and she was pretty drunk. I don't think she wanted to hang out".
Fuck. My. Face. Dude cockblocks and goes full opportunist game on me, only to drop the fucking ball at the one yard line. She was COMPLETELY DTF, I couldn't believe my ears. I tell him he's retarded and he should have pushed the issue - even blown a slight breeze at the issue - and she was on her back with her legs spread within 10 minutes. "Really?" he asks, "I don't think so. She would have said if she wanted to come back, and she was drunk and I felt like I was taking advantage of that". The girl was drunk, but coherent and not stumbling about and puking. I'm in complete shock at this bullshit.
She texts him 5 minutes later asking him why he didn't take her home or hang out. He responds "Because I'm out with my boys, I didn't want to bail on them."![[Image: huh.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/huh.gif)
Un. Fucking. Believable.
Next time, I'm rolling solo.
. I told him i'd just ask her to leave with me, no game necessary. That's exactly what i should have done, but i didn't. She asked me to buy her a drink, and i told her i don't buy drinks for girls, which of course led to the whole "do you not have money? are you not interested? blah blah blah". I told her it was a point of principle so she flips and says "i'd rather a guy didn't buy me drinks, it makes me feel like an independent woman (retarded). I get it, you're a self-sufficient man" and a whole load of other bullshit. At this point i'm tuning her out but making a lot of physical contact. I see a friend and go say hi to her for a second..while i'm distracted my roommate has moved in and is leaning in hard talking to her. While I admire his tenacity, we are currently a group of 4 guys wherein which the only two guys who are capable of pulling a chick (the other two are straight omega) are now both going for the same girl, which is i'm sure inflating the fuck out of her 35 y/o ego. I go back over, dude has me boxed out from my original seat. Well played, even if it's a touch heavy handed. I'm not the type of dude to fall over myself for a chick so i'm just bullshitting with some other people right nearby - at this point i'm realizing i'm going to have to compromise my own principles if i'm going to work this back in my favor- i already fucked up by not pulling her away from the group earlier. My roommate does the right thing, escalates the physical touching to a makeout but then clumsily starts clamoring to get her phone number. He walks over to me with a shit-eating grin, proud of himself for wasting our combined efforts on one 35 year old chick for a decent portion of the night while there were plenty of other broads in the place. I immediately go into damage control - I need to empty my balls into something. I'm putting in work on as many other broads as I can, but nothing is coming together...just not my night apparently.So here's the kicker - after I went on my 2 minute drill solo to avoid the situation that had occurred earlier, my roommate had (presumably) been putting the finishing touches on a textbook swoop and making sure his (and unfortunately my) efforts were not for naught. Fucking guy comes back in the bar alone after walking her to the car. I ask him what happened to that broad, he says "She wanted to go home with her friend, and she was pretty drunk. I don't think she wanted to hang out".
Fuck. My. Face. Dude cockblocks and goes full opportunist game on me, only to drop the fucking ball at the one yard line. She was COMPLETELY DTF, I couldn't believe my ears. I tell him he's retarded and he should have pushed the issue - even blown a slight breeze at the issue - and she was on her back with her legs spread within 10 minutes. "Really?" he asks, "I don't think so. She would have said if she wanted to come back, and she was drunk and I felt like I was taking advantage of that". The girl was drunk, but coherent and not stumbling about and puking. I'm in complete shock at this bullshit.
She texts him 5 minutes later asking him why he didn't take her home or hang out. He responds "Because I'm out with my boys, I didn't want to bail on them."
Un. Fucking. Believable.Next time, I'm rolling solo.
