[Gift]

Man I feel dreadful - headed out to Khao San last night with Englsih girl and two dudes from her guesthouse.

That road next to Khao San, the posher looking one, what a rip off! We sat at that large place with the huge recessed room and the giant budda staue thing at the back. Ordered a "bucket" from the menu for 360 baht - firstly it was in a tall jar, not a bucket and secondly when I asked the girl why it didn't taste of whisky, she said it only had 3 shots in it!

Fuck that - we went onto Khao San to the end where burger king is and an outside place there did proper buckets with a whole bottle of shit Thai whisky, ree bull coke and ice for 250.

We foolishly drank 4. We were drunk after the first one. The English girl could barely walk so I guided her along. As we sped home in the taxi I would lean in and kisss her in the back seat when the 2 dudes weren't looking. She was loving it.

When we got back to their shared place she took a piss in the toilet. I followed and knocked on the door. She kicked it back. Somehow my whisky addled brain knew instictively how to open the locked door from the outside so I just let myself in and closed it behind me! She didn't see phased at all.

I can't remember what I did in there (uh oh) but I think just kissed her again as she sat there. I remember trying to convince her to come back to my place in Ekkamai but she was putting up ressistance. Then one of the dudes who quite liked her too I think, cleverly engineered me outside the front door and grabbed the girl back inside and then the doors shut. I didn't have a pass to get back in and he led her upstairs to "safety" and gave me a little wave as he did so, basically a "Ha ha! Fuck you!" wave. The cunt. I quite admire his move though!

I staggered home fucking wasted and slept on the sofa with all the lights on.

Whatsapped her at like 10:30 this morning. Nothing back.

Texted her at about 19:30 just to see if she was feeling as rough as me. Nothing.

Ruh roh! I guess I done a bad thing!

I'm sure she'll come back. No more chasing her though.

God I feel sick, fucking buckets...

[Gift]

Oh, I also put my hand up her skirt in the back of the taxi and rubbed her panties. I think she stopped me doing that when I tried to slip a finger inside them. She said something to me like, "stop it, you wouldn't like me to that to you would you?" And then she put her hand on my crotch.

Yeah... she wanted it.

[ThailandRockstar]

The road that runs along side KSR is Thanon Rambuttri and not all bars there are a rip off, you just picked a crappy one. I think I know which one you mean the same people have about 6 restaurants on Thanon Rambuttri and Soi Rambuttri all with exactly the same décor and menus and it's a bit over priced, even for Thai food.

Up on the corner there's a bar called Cool Corner that does big beers for 60B and buckets for 280B or there abouts. Cheapest you'll find anywhere. Service is appalling, staff rude and they have the ugliest ladyboy I've ever seen working there though. The bar across the road is similar prices but they have a crappy Thai musician on every night who murders Western music, unbearable.

I reckon you could have banged the girl but trying to take her all the way back to Ekkamai from KSR wasn't wise. Should have isolated her from the English guys (who were they and how does she know them?) on KSR and taken her to a cheap guest house right there and banged her.

Text stalking her all day hasn't helped your cause.

Buckets are fucking evil.

[Gift]

Well, it was omly one in the morning via whatsapp and then one in the evening via SMS. I think that's fair - she still has not replied to either so she must be feeling guilty. Maybe she got tagged by the Englsih dude. They are just travellers at her guesthouse. She has decided to stay here until August now - I think she'll find it hard to resist me for too long!

Anyway, why the fuck do I care, she is a 6, no more. What the fuck am I thinking? Got my scarcity hat on.

Soon I will get a profile up on the online sites and then no more thinking about English 6's....

Looks like a scorcher outside again today...

[Beyond Borders]

(06-09-2013 10:30 PM)Gift Wrote:  

Soon I will get a profile up on the online sites and then no more thinking about English 6's....

Don't do it soon...Do it today!

[Vacancier Permanent]

(06-09-2013 10:33 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(06-09-2013 10:30 PM)Gift Wrote:  

Soon I will get a profile up on the online sites and then no more thinking about English 6's....

Don't do it soon...Do it today!

Do it NOW!!!! And delete that English's tart number from your phone right now or Scotian will fly back from Alberta to come chase you!
You're in Bangkok, one of the most addictive cities in the entire world, home to some of the sexiest women on the planet! Time to get your priorities straight from now on mate!

[Gift]

Any o' you boys got any tips on how to make a killer profile?

I don't really have any photos of myself to use so might have to take a load out here. I do have a sweet camera though, so can take some good ones.

How many photos? Doing what? Solo? In groups? etc.

What kind of language to use on the profile, how many words, which selection boxes to tick what to do, what not to do.

Tips please!

Thanking you kindly....

[anamericaninbangkok]

Dude just make it unique. Stop thinking so much grasshopper. Who gives a shit if they like it or not? If it gets you trim, great, if not, make another. The longest journey begins with a single step...take the step.

[Gift]

True dat!

Right, I'll get on it.

L8Rs...

[Mr. Cameltoe]

Stop texting girls like this the morning after they basically let you get thrown out. Don't apologize, be a man.

But still, it's good to finally read something that is remotely similar to action. Keep going, but moderate your use of alcohol and finally read Bang as well as Day Bang.

[Gift]

(06-10-2013 03:34 AM)Mr. Cameltoe Wrote:  

Stop texting girls like this the morning after they basically let you get thrown out. Don't apologize, be a man.

But still, it's good to finally read something that is remotely similar to action. Keep going, but moderate your use of alcohol and finally read Bang as well as Day Bang.

She was too drunk to know what was going on, I am certain they all would have been puking later.

I have read Bang and probably Day Bang, and Bang Colombia and all the other Bangs...

[anamericaninbangkok]

(06-10-2013 03:03 AM)Gift Wrote:  

True dat!

Right, I'll get on it.

L8Rs...

If you're going into Climax, Insomnia, Nana, PatPong or any other places full of hos, wear this shirt. It says - I don't pay for SEX!

[Gift]

Your Gift keeps on giving...

[ThailandRockstar]

Your profile should be short and to the point because they won't read or understand it otherwise.

Say you live in BKK (important!), own your own business / here to do business, are learning Thai, you're not interested in hookers and ladyboys and a few hobbies.

Get a mix of pictures up from you on previous travels, doing cool shit, in big groups, with hot women from back home / around the world (though avoid pics with Thai women...not that you'll have any anyway ). Just make yourself look like a cool and worldly guy who is sociable and can get women...and not a sex tourist.

And yes texting a girl twice the next day IS too much. Why text her a second time when she didn't reply to your first message. She got banged by the English dude for sur

[anamericaninbangkok]

(06-10-2013 08:04 AM)ThailandRockstar Wrote:  

Though avoid pics with Thai women...not that you'll have any anyway .

[Gift]

"She got banged by the English dude for sure"

Daaaaamn!!

PS - how do I actually quote from a text here without quoting the whole thing?

Well, it was the English guy's last night so he's out of the picture anyway. BUT, if she did bang him, I want nothing to do with that skank pussy anyhow! The guy was a doofus, if she'd rather be with him than me, fuck dat bitch.

I banned myself from FB for 3 months, only 6 weeks in. I don't want to see what all the people from back home are doing, I don't care. I want to feel like I am the other side of the world, not still back home doing the same shit.

Any photos I have like that are on FB. And not that recent or great anyway as I recall. There was a huge glut of photos taken around 2005 or something when compact digital cameras became super high quality, after that, no one could be bothered to take photos any more.

I'm watching a video of Mark Manson right now. I think he's addressing some key issues of mine. I like the guy. Reading his ebook too. I've had a bowl of cornflakes and four donuts all day. I need to sort my fucking diet out. Might go down to Nana and get a kebab from the Arab quarter. Maybe hang out somewhere and watch the world go by...

[Gift]

Quote:

And yes texting a girl twice the next day IS too much. Why text her a second time when she didn't reply to your first message.

I disagree - I think in this context, I was giving her a second chance to communicate back (yes at my expense but why should I care?)

I did it via another medium, this allows her the chance to pretend like she didn't get the first one. Given that she didn't reply to either, I would not text again after that. No one misses 2 messages via different means.

So, she is obviously pissed off or ashamed. I have a feeling she WILL contact me at some point. Either she brings the night up or I will not play ball. It's in her court now, she has to chase BECAUSE she did not reply to the first or second text when I gave her the chance.

She's won the battle but lost the war. If she never gets in touch well so what, I'm not in love, I just wanted to fuck her that's all.

Learn and move on.

BUT, if she does, I am actually in a stronger position now.

[Gift]

Ah... Looks like I worked out the quoted text thing.

[Que enspastic]

what percentage of thai women between 18-25 would you bang?

i find on thai love links it's close to 0% but out in ekkamai closer to 30%.

[el mechanico]

Quote:

what percentage of thai women between 18-25 would you bang?

100%

[Que enspastic]

haha ^ every single one of them.

[The Fantasist]

I'm loving this thread! The brutal honesty of your mishaps and failings is hilarious to read and I don't mean that in a patronising way either.

Hang around here and the SEA experts will see you on the right path I'm sure.

+1 from me for sharing all these comical mishaps.

[Gift]

(06-10-2013 09:33 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  

I'm loving this thread! The brutal honesty of your mishaps and failings is hilarious to read and I don't mean that in a patronising way either.

Hang around here and the SEA experts will see you on the right path I'm sure.

+1 from me for sharing all these comical mishaps.

Er.... Thanks Vorkuta.. (I think!)

But sure, it's best to be honest.

I was literally about to step out the door when this fucking thunderstorm rolled in - at first I was loving these storms in Bangkok, now there are actually starting to piss me off.

At least it's stopping me from going out to buy cigarettes - maybe today will actually be the first day I haven't smoked since arriving in BKK. I am trying to quit but it's so tempting. Ah, this fucking rain is back. Fuck it, I might just go out and get drenched. Who cares?

I am so hungry - make that 6 donuts today, now I have nothing apart from Leo beer. Damn I wish I'd bought some of those fried chicken pieces from that stall down the road.

Tempted......

[anamericaninbangkok]

(06-10-2013 09:16 AM)Gift Wrote:  

Quote:

And yes texting a girl twice the next day IS too much. Why text her a second time when she didn't reply to your first message.

I disagree - I think in this context, I was giving her a second chance to communicate back (yes at my expense but why should I care?)

I did it via another medium, this allows her the chance to pretend like she didn't get the first one. Given that she didn't reply to either, I would not text again after that. No one misses 2 messages via different means.

So, she is obviously pissed off or ashamed. I have a feeling she WILL contact me at some point. Either she brings the night up or I will not play ball. It's in her court now, she has to chase BECAUSE she did not reply to the first or second text when I gave her the chance.

She's won the battle but lost the war. If she never gets in touch well so what, I'm not in love, I just wanted to fuck her that's all.

Learn and move on.

BUT, if she does, I am actually in a stronger position now.

You still just don't get it, do you? She's won the battle but lost the war? WTF? Dude, you didn't bang her and she didn't respond to your text messages - you lose - this is as crystal clear as spring water.

She doesn't have to chase you. She doesn't give a flying F-U-C-K or she would have text you back. Women who want men don't stop until the get what they want. They are relentless and rarely give up.

When I was 20 I was sprung over this little 29-year-old aerobics instructor. She had blown me and showed me things in the sack I never knew were possible. I was in love. She only came around when she wanted a little fun and some dick though.

The the mother of my buddy, she was probably 70, told me something I never forgot..."If she wanted you, a thousand horses couldn't drag her away from seeing you." Well if that British twat wanted you, she would have come and got some...she didn't though and got plowed by someone who took the bulls by the horns.

[Menace]

Gift,

Watch your diet. Eat like shit for weeks and you will feel like shit. Get a rice cooker.

Also, for you profile, you're a good looking white dude. That is 95% of your profile. Just take a pic with your camera set on timer. Put something like you like to travel, swim, and hello kitty. That's it. I don't what's good in Thailand, but I used Date in Asia in Phils. It is stupidly easy to get messages and phone #'s.

I think Gift needs a pinch player...like he can't hit the ball so some RVF'er has to get in there. Also to echo AIB above, stop theorizing. Is dick in pussy? If yes then good, if no, then find new girl. Repeat.

On some weird level I'm thinking you don't even want to get laid, or you wouldn't be doing so many silly things. YOU ARE IN THAILAND! God. Sorry.