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What is your favorite brand of 40?
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What is your favorite brand of 40?

Haha, Schlitz.
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What is your favorite brand of 40?

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What is your favorite brand of 40?

OH man. I forgot about St. Ides. Wow. That was high school beer. It tasted like a bottle of smashed assholes.
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What is your favorite brand of 40?

Quote: (06-05-2013 02:33 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  

Shit, this thread reminded me of a game we used to play in undergrad - Edward 40-Hands.

The premise is that you strap both your hands with a forty - in the sense you have to kill both before you can untape your hands.

The obvious issue is the bathroom. We played a variation one night with you having to tape a mutual 40 with a member of the opposite sex. I got paired with a cute girl who was and is a long-time friend of mine - but she was a lightweight of the highest order. She would get sloppy drunk after six or so beers. Note we already had drank a bit before we started this game.

I already knew she was buzzed and didn't want to be paired with her - but it happened. We got strapped up and I started to chug my 40 in order to get this over with quickly. She thought it would be cool to mirror me and she downed most of hers. I was so pissed because within 20 minutes she was sloppy drunk.

Of course, she needed to use the bathroom. I thought she was going to puke, but no - she needed to shit. She told me she trusted me over and over again, but I didn't want to hear and see her shit. Well, it happened in my apartment. The problem was she hadn't finished her beer nor had I. I had to chug mine but then realized that I still couldn't get out of my bondage. So, I finished her's - not realizing it was pointless (at the time) without killing the middle one.

I then had to chug the middle one while she was on the toilet. What a bunch of bullshit. I was pretty drunk and didn't realize I could just angle the middle beer over the sink and drain it that way - not to mention I could have found a way to free one of our hands with both singular 40's drank. No, I finished most of it before I realized that.

Once it was drained I was able to work the bottle loose and then dismantle the tape on our other hands - it took a bit of time. Once we were free, I smirked at her telling her that her asshole needed cleaning. Her drunkass had forgot about that and was about to pull her pants up. At the time, I had ingested over six beers in an hour.

Haven't played Edward 40-Hands since then.

Hah, we always talked about playing Edward 40 hands in college but just ended up getting drunk and forgetting.
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What is your favorite brand of 40?

The Ice Cube ad was particularly funny. The line about getting your girl in the mood quicker would NEVER fly if that ad ran today. The company would have been accused of endorsing rape, and they'd get picketed. Any stations running the ad would get flooded with calls.

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What is your favorite brand of 40?

Quote: (06-05-2013 11:18 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

OH man. I forgot about St. Ides. Wow. That was high school beer. It tasted like a bottle of smashed assholes.

You didn't drink most of that shit for the taste. You drank it because you wanted to get nice, cheaply...HA HA!

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