Haha, Schlitz.
"Hey Hades, you free tonight? We're gonna go get schlitz-faced!"
"Hey Hades, you free tonight? We're gonna go get schlitz-faced!"
Quote: (06-05-2013 02:33 AM)2Wycked Wrote:
Shit, this thread reminded me of a game we used to play in undergrad - Edward 40-Hands.
The premise is that you strap both your hands with a forty - in the sense you have to kill both before you can untape your hands.
The obvious issue is the bathroom. We played a variation one night with you having to tape a mutual 40 with a member of the opposite sex. I got paired with a cute girl who was and is a long-time friend of mine - but she was a lightweight of the highest order. She would get sloppy drunk after six or so beers. Note we already had drank a bit before we started this game.
I already knew she was buzzed and didn't want to be paired with her - but it happened. We got strapped up and I started to chug my 40 in order to get this over with quickly. She thought it would be cool to mirror me and she downed most of hers. I was so pissed because within 20 minutes she was sloppy drunk.
Of course, she needed to use the bathroom. I thought she was going to puke, but no - she needed to shit. She told me she trusted me over and over again, but I didn't want to hear and see her shit. Well, it happened in my apartment. The problem was she hadn't finished her beer nor had I. I had to chug mine but then realized that I still couldn't get out of my bondage. So, I finished her's - not realizing it was pointless (at the time) without killing the middle one.
I then had to chug the middle one while she was on the toilet. What a bunch of bullshit. I was pretty drunk and didn't realize I could just angle the middle beer over the sink and drain it that way - not to mention I could have found a way to free one of our hands with both singular 40's drank. No, I finished most of it before I realized that.
Once it was drained I was able to work the bottle loose and then dismantle the tape on our other hands - it took a bit of time. Once we were free, I smirked at her telling her that her asshole needed cleaning. Her drunkass had forgot about that and was about to pull her pants up. At the time, I had ingested over six beers in an hour.
Haven't played Edward 40-Hands since then.
Quote: (06-05-2013 11:18 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:
OH man. I forgot about St. Ides. Wow. That was high school beer. It tasted like a bottle of smashed assholes.