[Gmac]

That douche bragged about random hot slores in Utah.



I'm gonna go bang some random tonight. The rest of you RVF'ers better do something similar, stop reading the goddamn forum.

[el mechanico]

Yeah he's been hypin up Utah for the last couple days.

He says...

" Guys here have traveled the world and settle here for a reason"

And

" I would do a ten year stint here no problem"

[Tuthmosis]

(05-31-2013 07:57 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

The rest of you RVF'ers better do something similar, stop reading the goddamn forum.

You posted your call-out way too late. I had already jerked off by the time this post went up. I'd been chasing pussy for several days straight and wanted to stay home, eat Indian food, and watch a movie.

It's what the chicks call a "Me Night."

[MrXY]

(05-31-2013 07:57 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

That douche bragged about random hot slores in Utah.

I believe it. There are a LOT of hot girls in Utah and they can't all be good girls. Probably plenty of secret Mormon sluts there

[STLmatic]

(05-31-2013 07:57 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

That douche bragged about random hot slores in Utah.



I'm gonna go bang some random tonight. The rest of you RVF'ers better do something similar, stop reading the goddamn forum.

Word. I'm going out solo for the first time in ages. Gucci fortuna to all.

[Belize King]

Morman sluts are some of the best pussy to be had in America. I grew up in Soutbern Cali suburbs and seen how much they can get loose.

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

Yea! Mormon chicks are quite feminine.

[Vicious]

I don't get it. Is this a drunk thread?

[PooHammer]

Aliblahba is a racist troll.

He belongs in this bear's stomach:

[2Wycked]

Is PooHammer really POHammer? Have you run any zebra game yet?

[renotime]

Wasn't he raving about how great Philly was a few weeks ago?

[TheBulldozer]

Ali has tight phone game. I almost swooned the first time the fucker charmed me.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Hanging out with some of you guys would be the only reason why I would ever consider visiting the USA nowadays.

[painter]

Ali went from Philly to Utah? now that is a real 180!!

I'm sure he's going bonkers, the women there are gorgeous and healthy. They're also mostly screwed up in the head, especially the Mormons which most of them are. You'd be screwed up too if you grew up going to church 3 to 5 times a week for hours and hours at a time. There's real horror stories about how these kids get raised, but when and if they finally do escape they can turn very wild.

These are women the forum would approve of, they marry young as virgins for Christ's sake, where else does that happen in the US?

Salt Lake City is chock full of 10's, and these are naive, natural, athletic, and virginal chicks who need a man to lead them. Mormons are not good at being individuals, they work best in groups (the state symbol is the Beehive), so if you can isolate a Mormon girl and run game on her she will be almost powerless to resist. Laid back persistence is key.

Even though polygamy is outlawed it's still "widespread" though very under the table. These girls are programmed to be part of a harem and they're really just waiting for the right guy to unleash the freak in them and tell them it's ok.

I could see Salt Lake as the day game capital of America because night life there is pretty non existent. They have archaic alcohol laws which, although they've made some changes recently, are still ridiculous. You can buy beer at the gas station but it's 3.2% alcohol which, no matter how many you drink, won't give you a buzz. If you want real beer you have to buy it in the state store, it's outrageously expensive, and it's warm so you actually have to plan well ahead to drink beer.

When I lived there I never met an individual Mormon who wasn't a nice, decent, upstanding person, but they are always just a little bit "off" which you have to chalk up to growing up in a sheltered cult that is highly distrustful of the outside world. Collectively, Mormons detest outsiders and they make it clear you are only a guest in their state. They get their marching orders from the church and they don't question authority.

What I loved about Utah is how much there is to do, the entire state is a playground and the economy's been booming for decades. Some of the greatest outdoor adventures of my life took place there: 4-wheeling in Moab, hiking Canyonlands, spending two weeks on a houseboat in a secluded cove in Lake Powell.

If I could do my life over again and be born a red pill Mormon with game, Jesus, talk about a poosy paradise in a place full of adventure... all that church though, that would drive me fucking bonkers!

Can't wait to hear Ali's reports!

[Gmac]

Yes this was a drunk thread.

[Aliblahba]

(06-01-2013 06:37 AM)painter Wrote:  

Salt Lake City is chock full of 10's, and these are naive, natural, athletic, and virginal chicks who need a man to lead them.

BINGO! Alpha game is nonexistent in these parts. You guys have no fucking clue how good it is here. I would have, in a million years, never thunk it.

Haha. I saw this thread and thought Gmac was calling me out. I love you Poohammer! See you next month. PM me next month and I'll mail you some dirty panties from a white girl.

[Cincinnatus]

I should give Ali my phone number just for the entertainment value of receiving drunken phone calls from around the world.

Maybe next time he's in the DR I'll get a drunken ring where he's crying over a pizza and threatening some Greek mechanic.

[Beyond Borders]

name droppin'

[GameTheory]

(06-01-2013 06:37 AM)painter Wrote:  

I'm sure he's going bonkers, the women there are gorgeous and healthy. Salt Lake City is chock full of 10's, and these are naive, natural, athletic, and virginal chicks who need a man to lead them. .

(05-31-2013 10:50 PM)AlbertoDelMuerto Wrote:  

Yea! Mormon chicks are quite feminine.

(05-31-2013 10:31 PM)TexasMade Wrote:  

Morman sluts are some of the best pussy to be had in America.

(05-31-2013 09:59 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(05-31-2013 07:57 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

That douche bragged about random hot slores in Utah.

I believe it. There are a LOT of hot girls in Utah and they can't all be good girls. Probably plenty of secret Mormon sluts there

[Vacancier Permanent]

My exact feelings! LOL Anyone up for a RVF meet up in Salt Lake City? Yo Ali, you better show us the good stuff there man!

(06-01-2013 05:22 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Hanging out with some of you guys would be the only reason why I would ever consider visiting the USA nowadays.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Funny how a place is considered to have athletic and hot girls because only 7% of them are obese (and another 8% just overweight) and only 15% of adult women are obese (with another 20% just overweight). By these stats, Utah is the 6th best state in the USA. Not hating, of course, glad you've finally found a place to demolish. Go forth and prove that religious doesn't mean shit as far as LMR is concerned

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_...ted_States
http://kff.org/other/state-indicator/adu.../?state=UT

[FretDancer]

(06-01-2013 12:38 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

I don't get it. Is this a drunk thread?

It's a drunken troll fest to be more precise.

[Aliblahba]

No trip reports right now. Fisto and I got dimed out. The hunt is on. It was a member or part of the circle.

[renotime]

Fisto is there with you? Oh shit. DR thread part dos Utah style?

[Duke Castile]

I want to get to the bottom of this.