[numanist]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-club.html

Quote:

Two U.S. Embassy military attaches in Venezuela have been wounded in a shooting at a well-known strip club in Caracas, local authorities say.

Officers heard shots around 4.25am Tuesday at the Antonella 2012 club, better known as 'Angelus' in the upscale Chacao district, a police source told Reuters.

An employee told Agence France-Presse that the the bar is a strip club that only admits men over age 30. Pictures of female strippers line the entrance to the club.

One of the embassy employees, military attaché Roberto Ezequiel Rosas, was shot in the leg, according to a police report seen by Reuters and the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

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I'd be willing to get shot at it, for a chance to get a lap-dance from one these women too.

[WesternCancer]

You sure those are women?

[numanist]

You never know with South Americans.

http://www.ibtimes.com/sex-change-convic...ed-1248495

[kinjutsu]

haha awesome!!!!
With girls like these i stay far the fuck away.
You know they have some shady as fuck dude on speed dial to rob some rich/ignorant guys

[Tenerife]

(05-29-2013 03:48 PM)numanist Wrote:  

I'd be willing to get shot at it, for a chance to get a lap-dance from one these women too.

This is "beta quote of the day" right here.

no girl is worth that kind of danger. Likewise, those women have ladyboy written all over them.

[Roosh]

1/10 WNB

[20Nation]

Ive seen blow up dolls with tits more real

[Timoteo]

Quote:

I'd be willing to get shot at it, for a chance to get a lap-dance from one these women too.

The preceding quote is brought to you by Dos Equis, because it's so fuckin' thirsty...

[BCien]

Haha

[GameTheory]

[WanderingSoul]

Much rather fuck a Thai ladyboy than one of those Venezuelan shemales.

[numanist]

LMAO, obviously you aspies cannot understand my latent sense of sarcasm! These women are uglier that fucking medusa; one look at them in real life, and you will turn into stone.Thanks for the chortle guys.

[WanderingSoul]

Aspies and chortle?

[InternationPlayboy]

(05-30-2013 12:06 AM)numanist Wrote:  

LMAO, obviously you aspies cannot understand my latent sense of sarcasm! These women are uglier that fucking medusa; one look at them in real life, and you will turn into stone.Thanks for the chortle guys.

You totally redeemed yourself, way to come out guns blazing with one of your first posts. What a bunch of aspies we are.

[The Fantasist]

Seems that the over 30 rule doesn't only apply to the customers.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Is this a result of botched or exaggerated plastic surgery? How could that be, given that beauty standards are so universal? Or is it that they're so old that there is no such plastic surgery in the world that could help them?

[The Great Basilisk]

Recipe for high-end strippers marketed towards wealthy businessman:
1. Thin
2. Fake tits
3. Lots of makeup

Nose like mount olympus? No problem.
Hit the wall 5 years ago? No problem.
Look like man in the face? No problem.

[Roosh]

3 day ban for insulting tone and behavior unbecoming a distinguished RVF member.

[InternationPlayboy]

(05-29-2013 04:35 PM)numanist Wrote:  

I am we todd did, sofa king we tod did.

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

(05-29-2013 04:24 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

You sure those are women?

The one in the middle is a woman, the others are certainly not

EDIT On second thought, I'm not so sure