Quote: (05-30-2013 09:57 AM)ImmoralPsychology Wrote:
Quote: (05-29-2013 11:52 PM)Atilla Wrote:
Ok, she doesn’t look horrible, and probably better than the average 43-year-old American woman, despite the manjaw,
Oh. My. God.
Are. You. Serious?
Another post just a few above this one said he'd hit it and you say she doesn't look horrible?
Where oh where do you guys live? When I saw this pic, I nearly fell off my chair when I saw she's 43. 43? 40 fucking 3??! I just puked a little in my mouth. She looks easily 55 to me. Look at that neck. EASILY 50. I simply cannot believe that she is actually younger than me.
If this is 43, and worse, if this is 'hittable' by any means, no matter how many drinks, I am never visiting your area. Ever.
I don't mean this as an insult to you guys. Hit what makes you happy. Just saying that if this can get you hard, you guys really, really need to travel! LOL
Are things really that bad in the US that this woman is doable for any reason? Say it ain't so!
My friend, grab yourself a drink, and I shall tell you of the land we know as “Poosy Purgatory.”
I usually try repressing certain memories and emotions, but for the sake of warning you and others of this place, I will share some of the pain I have endured to lead me to this poosy purgatory for what must have been some crimes of my ancestors.
You see, my dick has seen worse than this woman. Painful dry spells have led to horrible acts of desperation. On one recent night at a club, for instance, I allowed two ghastly beasts on separate occasions to grind on my dick on the dance floor. They both told me it was their birthdays.
Imagine a land where women believe “dressing sexy” means wearing stretch pants, loud flip flops, and large sunglasses; where “acting sexy” means being arrogant, anti-social, loud, and man-like; and where “feeling sexy” means being comfortable with her body, no matter how many pounds of pork she conceals behind her undersized “I’m too sexy for you” t-shirt.
Imagine a land where getting a wine-and-dine date with a man-jawed 43-year-old requires more effort than having casual sex with a European 8+.
While you’re hearing Katy Perry and the Beach Boys sing about Californian girls, we’re being whipped around at work by herds of swine, and eternally ridiculed as we, along with the other members of our sausage-fest compete for a small minority of attractive, thin, and feminine women.