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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

This woman is 37 and has had 2 children. She's Sacha Baron Cohen's (Ali G, Borat) wife and has been in a few movies, Wedding Crashers for example. I think she's in the new Gatsby movie with Leo.

Here she is standing next to Carey Mulligan, who is decade younger:

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At this years Oscars:

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I laugh (inside) at women at work who 1) Think pregnancy means you have to put on like 3 stone (about 40lbs) and 2) That you are allowed to keep that weight on after you've had the kid. Especially when they're only my age, 26, it's ridiculous and wouldn't be accepted at any other point in history. Bar perhaps the gluttony loving period of the Medieval elites.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

Quote: (05-22-2013 02:24 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

I laugh (inside) at women at work who 1) Think pregnancy means you have to put on like 3 stone (about 40lbs) and 2) That you are allowed to keep that weight on after you've had the kid. Especially when they're only my age, 26, it's ridiculous and wouldn't be accepted at any other point in history. Bar perhaps the gluttony loving period of the Medieval elites.

Living in the Midwest US, this is pretty much the rule rather than a frowned-upon exception. Of girls who went to my high school and were "relevant" (whatever that ultimately means), I would say 80% have had children and 90% of that 80% are unfuckable now. And I'm 27. That's an insane figure that really shows that people (and specifically women) believe they have absolutely no obligation to maintain a decent level of attractiveness once they've filled their "obligation" to bring a child into this world (to say nothing of their ability to actually care for a child).

When you watch a news report or a documentary from the 80s (personal favorite: "Heavy Metal Parking Lot", y'know, if you're fascinated by dirtballs like me) see how many fat people you spot. These are white trashy degenerates and there's hardly a single fatty. That same demographic today would be almost exactly opposite: 80% fat, 15% ectomorph/only not fat because they can't pull it off and 5% normal. What a difference a decade or two makes.
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

Wall Survivor: Sharon Stone.

Sure, Id take a 20-something but you'd hard pressed to find better at 55! She looks like a sexy 35 yo cougar
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Gotta disagree on Sharon Stone. I saw her in person about 8 years ago. Not pretty. She's also nuts.

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Well, she cleans up nice. Plus any woman can look ugly with that face and lighting. Im open to a better 50+ suggestion that isnt christie brinkley.
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

Gillian Anderson, played Scully in the X-Files. Not bad for a 44 year old.
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

Again it proves, staying thin is THE most important thing.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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Quote: (05-22-2013 05:58 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  

Well, she cleans up nice. Plus any woman can look ugly with that face and lighting. Im open to a better 50+ suggestion that isnt christie brinkley.

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"Go be fat on someone else's time."
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I'll acknowledge she looks really good for her age, but I never found her attractive. 99% of gingers just don't do it for me. Yeah, talk about my internet standards all you want. Yes I would bang, but she wouldn't be very high up on my list of hot celebs.
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

time to use some new smileys!

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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

Quote: (05-22-2013 02:54 PM)MasterBacja Wrote:  

Quote: (05-22-2013 02:24 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

I laugh (inside) at women at work who 1) Think pregnancy means you have to put on like 3 stone (about 40lbs) and 2) That you are allowed to keep that weight on after you've had the kid. Especially when they're only my age, 26, it's ridiculous and wouldn't be accepted at any other point in history. Bar perhaps the gluttony loving period of the Medieval elites.

Living in the Midwest US, this is pretty much the rule rather than a frowned-upon exception. Of girls who went to my high school and were "relevant" (whatever that ultimately means), I would say 80% have had children and 90% of that 80% are unfuckable now. And I'm 27. That's an insane figure that really shows that people (and specifically women) believe they have absolutely no obligation to maintain a decent level of attractiveness once they've filled their "obligation" to bring a child into this world (to say nothing of their ability to actually care for a child).

When you watch a news report or a documentary from the 80s (personal favorite: "Heavy Metal Parking Lot", y'know, if you're fascinated by dirtballs like me) see how many fat people you spot. These are white trashy degenerates and there's hardly a single fatty. That same demographic today would be almost exactly opposite: 80% fat, 15% ectomorph/only not fat because they can't pull it off and 5% normal. What a difference a decade or two makes.
21 minutes into that video. 20 year old with his 13 yr old girlfriend lol [Image: ohshit.gif]
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

Shania Twain at 47.

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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

milf !!!
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Quote: (05-23-2013 02:53 PM)DriftWood Wrote:  




I enjoyed that video. Thin, petite white girls are definitely my preference. Her figure in the video is basically my ideal in a woman.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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Quote: (05-23-2013 07:24 PM)houston Wrote:  

Quote: (05-22-2013 02:54 PM)MasterBacja Wrote:  

Quote: (05-22-2013 02:24 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

I laugh (inside) at women at work who 1) Think pregnancy means you have to put on like 3 stone (about 40lbs) and 2) That you are allowed to keep that weight on after you've had the kid. Especially when they're only my age, 26, it's ridiculous and wouldn't be accepted at any other point in history. Bar perhaps the gluttony loving period of the Medieval elites.

Living in the Midwest US, this is pretty much the rule rather than a frowned-upon exception. Of girls who went to my high school and were "relevant" (whatever that ultimately means), I would say 80% have had children and 90% of that 80% are unfuckable now. And I'm 27. That's an insane figure that really shows that people (and specifically women) believe they have absolutely no obligation to maintain a decent level of attractiveness once they've filled their "obligation" to bring a child into this world (to say nothing of their ability to actually care for a child).

When you watch a news report or a documentary from the 80s (personal favorite: "Heavy Metal Parking Lot", y'know, if you're fascinated by dirtballs like me) see how many fat people you spot. These are white trashy degenerates and there's hardly a single fatty. That same demographic today would be almost exactly opposite: 80% fat, 15% ectomorph/only not fat because they can't pull it off and 5% normal. What a difference a decade or two makes.
21 minutes into that video. 20 year old with his 13 yr old girlfriend lol [Image: ohshit.gif]

Haha I'm glad i've found a fellow connoisseur of white trash! Imagine the waistline on those broads if that was filmed at a Kid Rock concert...
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Quote: (05-24-2013 04:07 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

Quote: (05-23-2013 02:53 PM)DriftWood Wrote:  




I enjoyed that video. Thin, petite white girls are definitely my preference. Her figure in the video is basically my ideal in a woman.

Thin petite white girls= no ass.

"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"
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Big big fan of Isla Fisher!
Very sexy red head indeed [Image: wink.gif]
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Quote: (05-25-2013 10:22 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Quote: (05-24-2013 04:07 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

Quote: (05-23-2013 02:53 PM)DriftWood Wrote:  




I enjoyed that video. Thin, petite white girls are definitely my preference. Her figure in the video is basically my ideal in a woman.

Thin petite white girls= no ass.

A 'big' ass has zero appeal to me I'm afraid! As long as it isn't like Mila Kunis' then I'm fine. Isla's is how I like it.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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Quote: (05-26-2013 04:23 AM)Teedub Wrote:  

Quote: (05-25-2013 10:22 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Quote: (05-24-2013 04:07 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

Quote: (05-23-2013 02:53 PM)DriftWood Wrote:  




I enjoyed that video. Thin, petite white girls are definitely my preference. Her figure in the video is basically my ideal in a woman.

Thin petite white girls= no ass.

A 'big' ass has zero appeal to me I'm afraid! As long as it isn't like Mila Kunis' then I'm fine. Isla's is how I like it.

I agree, fat asses make it annoying to do doggy in my opinion and I have a slightly above average dick. That's right seven whole inches.
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wow

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"Go be fat on someone else's time."
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"In spite of the 37-year-old actress experiencing tough points throughout her career in the movie industry, she believes it's important to remain 'in tune with your femininity'.
She added: 'Women should not have to adopt masculine traits in order to succeed. You should be able to stay as a woman, and in tune with your femininity and still be equal."


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Quote: (05-31-2013 01:30 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

She added: 'Women should not have to adopt masculine traits in order to succeed. You should be able to stay as a woman, and in tune with your femininity and still be equal."

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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Isla Fisher: Wall Survivor

She had a small role in Gatsby, but looked so damn hot!!
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Quote: (05-31-2013 01:30 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

"In spite of the 37-year-old actress experiencing tough points throughout her career in the movie industry, she believes it's important to remain 'in tune with your femininity'.
She added: 'Women should not have to adopt masculine traits in order to succeed. You should be able to stay as a woman, and in tune with your femininity and still be equal."


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...z2UqhsgGlM
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