[thebassist]

A modified phone-sex service, but instead of talking about kinky shit, telling them that they can still be big and beautiful, that it's society's fault that she only got 3 likes on her latest profile pic, or any other way for them to feel good about themselves.

There's money to be made, gentlemen.

[renotime]

Sell them reachers so they don't have to bend over or reach up to grab things at Wal Mart.

[blackglasses]

(04-26-2013 05:48 PM)bacon Wrote:  

Start a night club for the really undesirable fat feminists (the Lindy West demographic)



(warning this video is NSFP)

I could probably clean up since the guys are probably low quality. I for one would rather jack off than be surrounded by fat chicks sweating chicken grease.

[Alpha Mind]

You'll definitely need a blog persona. Fortunately, WordPress allows you to back-date content, so you can look like you've been pro since early 2000.

If you build it, they will come. I think any iteration of "big is beautiful" will work well.

You're in FL, right?

I'm sure rounding up a few porkers for photos won't be a problem.

Just keep a bag of Lay's Originals around in case they start asking questions.

[TheMan]

(04-26-2013 08:00 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  

Designer feedbags:

That's an awesome idea!
But tell me...

how did you get Sarah Jessica Parker to model it for you, on such short notice?

[Lights]

feminism is a movement, so in my mind there's money in aggregating a movement in the form of events/conferences and seminars and you could stream from youtube and have bookstores and stuff and invite grrlrock bands.

You can set up a conference over some problem in government or media or some made up bullshit. the fact that feminism makes no sense and you can't logically argue it is like christianity: it can be preached from every platform and everything is basically a feminist issue.

collect tips like a church does. donate for the cause. start small, grassroots style. pretty soon, private jets.

Tour the world.

[Aliblahba]

Vagina flavored oreo's?

[Sonsowey]

Bakery

[Jaylow]

Raid a liposuction clinic and make high quality soap.

http://www.hark.com/clips/ygyllfjbyy-we-...ck-to-them <----AUDIO

[R Smoov]

Two things that can be used to bring whatever product we're selling to the public.

1: Social Media.
The obvious one. But if we were to get a Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr/Whatever thing going on here and have enough followers, we'd be able to show 1k fats that need acceptance whatever they need to

2. Business Cards
Use a site like Moo in order to make the business cards for the site. Some of us younger players can receive these cards and then go around the city just passing them off in random spots. Hell, we could even do approaches with this shit if we wanted.

As for the designs if anyone is interested in helping pick one, I got a friend (who is a member of this forum), who knows someone who makes really good logos/signs for whatever we're trying to sell.

Also, make up a skype group or something to talk about this when we really get the ball rolling. Cause I'm sure feminists are looking at this page real hard right now.

[NY Digital]

(04-29-2013 08:05 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

Two things that can be used to bring whatever product we're selling to the public.

1: Social Media.
The obvious one. But if we were to get a Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr/Whatever thing going on here and have enough followers, we'd be able to show 1k fats that need acceptance whatever they need to

2. Business Cards
Use a site like Moo in order to make the business cards for the site. Some of us younger players can receive these cards and then go around the city just passing them off in random spots. Hell, we could even do approaches with this shit if we wanted.

As for the designs if anyone is interested in helping pick one, I got a friend (who is a member of this forum), who knows someone who makes really good logos/signs for whatever we're trying to sell.

Also, make up a skype group or something to talk about this when we really get the ball rolling. Cause I'm sure feminists are looking at this page real hard right now.

You seem to know what you're talking about.

Want to get the Skype group started and post it?

[Screwston]

I want to do something that makes me money where I act like I'm a male feminist and fat sympathizer. I'm willing to take one for the team. I might even act like I'm a "player turned feminist" after I became disgusted with my ways. I like what Lights said, but how would I make money by trying to hold conferences and shit like that? How would I even advertise that?

[WesternCancer]

Become a hairdresser and be a gigolo on the side.

They have shitty short haircuts and change them every month. Charge extra for the alpha luv in the back room.

Post up beside a university. A few months in once they've started "discovering themselves" and learning about "womens studies" and all the "problems in the world" start up a hair drive to get them to donate for cancer research. Chop of their hair, have some feminist pamphlets/body-positive bullshit in your shop. Then get them back to "do something edgy" with their haircut. Progressively cutting it shorter till you have to cut it every few weeks.

THEN once they are unhappy and gaining weight because no boys talk to them you can sell them on the P4P angle to make the real CA$H

[Alpha Mind]

(04-26-2013 05:06 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've been thinking about this for a while and came up with a couple ideas..

The first. Making a feminist persona and starting a blog. Radical views and ask for $upport and sell ad space. Would need help from a team of you guys.

Second. Selling them shit. They seem to have money (like gays) and would make a good target. Snarky T-shirts or whatever.

Any ideas?

I'm seeing a "Big is Beautiful" t-shirt line in your future.

[el mechanico]

So we're in agreement fat girls easier to target for cash than feminists?

[Wreckingball]

(04-30-2013 11:39 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

So we're in agreement fat girls easier to target for cash than feminists?

but feminists are fat

and ugly

[R Smoov]

Fat girls and feminism almost go hand and hand.

We'd make a serious cashcow out of marketing the fatties.

If someone is planning to start up a brick and mortar business, also use online social media and all that jazz to promote the fuck out of it.

[WestIndianArchie]

Feminist Iphone/Ipad covers?

WIA

[Cyr]

I think that fat girls are probably easier targets than feminists, although there is certainly some intersection between the two groups.
How about a fast food chain that sells 'equality burgers' and has 'big is beautiful' playing on the intercom to encourage them to feel good about themselves as they eat. Say you're donating 50% of profits to el mech's society for women studies.

[eradicator]

I am convinced that some sort of organic fast food racket that markets their shit as healthy but really will just keep the fatties fat could be a total success.

It combines some of the things that fat feminists love: organic trendy food

[Cattle Rustler]

Can't we just sell them crack?

It's cheap to buy, mark it up, and sell it. It helps fatties lose weight.

If they're too high class we can go to a candy store, paint some candy it blue and pass it off as Heisenberg meth.

[Vacancier Permanent]

Yo ElMech, have you made any progress or any moves on this? Very curious to hear more on that! I'm seeing a TON of potential in this...$$$$$$$$

[Hotwheels]

I have a plan.

You all will probably notice it in action soon.

Mech is too busy figuring out his gay ass Mac to take action.

[Que enspastic]

"Eviscerate men of white privilege in the corporate world". Donations here. Packaged deals on sale.

You get a free:
- Copy of angry letter calling out male on his white privilege
- Petition for you to place your signature
- Megaphone
- Membership card for 1 year
- XL Bag of Candy Corn Oreo flavoured M&Ms

[el mechanico]

(09-14-2013 06:53 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

I have a plan.

You all will probably notice it in action soon.

Mech is too busy figuring out his gay ass Mac to take action.

I have some projects I need to finish that make actual money. Someone should run with this though who has more free time