[Hotwheels]

I wouldn't fuck that with Mech's dick and Ali pushing.

Of course either of them might tag it on their own....

[ghostdog]

I think her breasts may be a little bigger than what those photos show. That swimsuit is supposed to flatten the breasts so they don't get in the way of swimming.

her legs look like unfortunate genetics. muscular legs are impossible to get rid of.

[GameTheory]

(04-27-2013 10:21 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

I wouldn't fuck that with Mech's dick and Ali pushing.

Of course either of them might tag it on their own....

[uni]

(04-27-2013 01:47 PM)GameTheory Wrote:  

[Swooper]

Jesus she looks like a seacow! I'm sorry but it's hard to respect a man who holds himself and his "woman" to such low standards. No soup for you Zuckerberg.

[Peter F.]

"I don't like the way you treat me, Eddie. You treat me like animal."
"But Zimbufu. You was butt naked on a zebra last month."
"I don't care, Eddie. I am American woman now. "I want what's coming to me. "Eddie, what have you done for me lately?"
"I want you to be happy. Well, what you want?"

"Half."

[Tex Pro]

(04-27-2013 10:21 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

I wouldn't fuck that with Mech's dick and Ali pushing.

Of course either of them might tag it on their own....

We might just have a new meme:

[Kristian]

WTF she's fucking bloody ugly!

[eradicator]

(04-24-2013 02:57 PM)bacon Wrote:  

I think since he dated her before he was rich (he might have lost his virginity to her) he believes she loves him for who he is and not his wealth. The problem with that, if he believes it, is that being rich is now a part of who he is. He needs to embrace his wealth as part of his identity and demand more from himself rather than settling for a very average looking soon to be fat wife.

As speakeasy said what a waste.

I think this has to be what is going on. Loyalty.

And yes, it's a total waste, he could/should have an army of pussy at his disposal.

[polymath]

I have never seen so much criticism with so little justification.

If he doesn't want to fuck random models, it's nobody else's place to criticize him.

Since when did the size of a person's thighs determine her quality as a wife? I'd rather marry a frumpy Harvard grad than a selfish uneducated gold-digging dimepiece.

[DickDastardly]

delete

[endersgame]

(05-01-2013 04:57 PM)polymath Wrote:  

I have never seen so much criticism with so little justification.

If he doesn't want to fuck random models, it's nobody else's place to criticize him.

Since when did the size of a person's thighs determine her quality as a wife? I'd rather marry a frumpy Harvard grad than a selfish uneducated gold-digging dimepiece.

I think the point is that he could have snagged an educated dimepiece with a Harvard PhD and post-doc from Yale, who gives blow jobs that defy the laws of physics, if he'd have just bothered to play the field for a while.

[JimNortonFan]

(05-01-2013 04:57 PM)polymath Wrote:  

I have never seen so much criticism with so little justification.

If he doesn't want to fuck random models, it's nobody else's place to criticize him.

Since when did the size of a person's thighs determine her quality as a wife? I'd rather marry a frumpy Harvard grad than a selfish uneducated gold-digging dimepiece.

What about a frumpy selfish half-educated gold-digging Harvard fourpiece?

Don't equate big name school with education. Two totally separate things.

Some assume she won't leave him after taking some serious $. Time will tell.

[babelfish669]

#1 Guys that get married in their 20s marry women close to their own age. If she looks mediocre now, she will look terrible later.

#2 Guys that get married in their 20s usually want to start a family, how the girl looks is secondary. It is odd he wants Jewish Asian children.

#3 Being high profile having girls on the side is extremely difficult. I would suspect there are none, for now.

#4 This could be the first wife of several.

#5 $10 million and game > $1 billion and no game.

#6 Just because these tech billionaires seem to be more interested in their work doesn't mean they are; high performance work is an outlet for unfulfilled energy. Why else would Steve Jobs always have been so angry?

[ghostdog]

(05-01-2013 07:06 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  

(05-01-2013 04:57 PM)polymath Wrote:  

I have never seen so much criticism with so little justification.

If he doesn't want to fuck random models, it's nobody else's place to criticize him.

Since when did the size of a person's thighs determine her quality as a wife? I'd rather marry a frumpy Harvard grad than a selfish uneducated gold-digging dimepiece.

What about a frumpy selfish half-educated gold-digging Harvard fourpiece?

Don't equate big name school with education. Two totally separate things.

The benefit of the doubt I can give Zucherkberg is that people with aspergers usually know if another person is smart.
They also can't really tolerate people not on the same mental level, making relationships very difficult.

She might really be smart, not one of those "I'm so well-read" girls.

[GameTheory]

BTW, Zucky's rectum is hurting REALLY hard right about now...

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/one-wa...6C10952867

[DWF]

Another recent picture, really not sure what to say:

[aphelion]

She's a little thick but that's not a bad pic there. If she stuck it out with him while he was building up his empire, kudos to her. Hopefully they stay together and have tons of babies.

[CaP7]

^^^look at those calves!!! Are you serious?

[Suits]

(01-03-2014 12:11 AM)DWF Wrote:  

Another recent picture, really not sure what to say:

I have three rules for my women.

1) They have to have less facial hair than me (and no body hair would be good too; pubic is acceptable, but her legs should be like a baby's bottom)

2) They should have longer hair on their head than I do.

3) They have to weigh less than me.

4) Looking at them shouldn't fill me with disgust.

Based on the above photograph, I'm thinking of adding a new rule.

5) Their thighs have to be thinner than mine.

[babelfish669]

What are the chances he is already banging other women right now?

[kosko]

(01-03-2014 06:42 PM)babelfish669 Wrote:  

What are the chances he is already banging other women right now?

Zero.

Over/Under on his notch count being 2..

[Lemmo]

(04-24-2013 02:57 PM)bacon Wrote:  

I think since he dated her before he was rich (he might have lost his virginity to her) he believes she loves him for who he is and not his wealth. The problem with that, if he believes it, is that being rich is now a part of who he is. He needs to embrace his wealth as part of his identity and demand more from himself rather than settling for a very average looking soon to be fat wife.

As speakeasy said what a waste.

The fact that she knew him before he was rich just means she'll feel free to continue to dominate him as she surely did when he was a poor pussy hungry student. At least a gold digger would probably feel compelled to kiss his ass (and would of course be far more attractive).

[Teutatis]

I'm not saying that he can't feel deep love and friendship towards her and that he enjoys her company but how can you seriously look at that and feel attracted at all?

[Beyond Borders]

Don't they do "leg jobs" now? LOL