Lets Attention Whore using racism. Can't have none of what we're smoking cracka/nigga.
"Despite whatever calculated, media-manipulating machinations that might have guided its release, however, “Accidental Racist” looked by Monday’s end to have bitten its creators firmly in the behind. The online response to Paisley and LL Cool J’s misbegotten update on the “Ebony and Ivory” theme — a track that begins with a waffling non-apology to Paisley’s Starbucks server for any misunderstanding that might arise from him wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt emblazoned with the Confederate flag because “Our generation didn’t start this nation/And we’re still paying for mistakes/That a bunch of folks made long before we came/And (are) caught between Southern pride and Southern blame” and ends with LL Cool J observing that “the Mason/Dixon needs some fixin’” — was swift, animated and mostly merciless. For a time on Monday afternoon and well into the evening, it was a full-time job staying on top of the Twitter drolleries being heaped unforgivingly upon the pair’s efforts at mending ways for all the nastiness that preceded … er … the American Civil Rights movement."
"Despite whatever calculated, media-manipulating machinations that might have guided its release, however, “Accidental Racist” looked by Monday’s end to have bitten its creators firmly in the behind. The online response to Paisley and LL Cool J’s misbegotten update on the “Ebony and Ivory” theme — a track that begins with a waffling non-apology to Paisley’s Starbucks server for any misunderstanding that might arise from him wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt emblazoned with the Confederate flag because “Our generation didn’t start this nation/And we’re still paying for mistakes/That a bunch of folks made long before we came/And (are) caught between Southern pride and Southern blame” and ends with LL Cool J observing that “the Mason/Dixon needs some fixin’” — was swift, animated and mostly merciless. For a time on Monday afternoon and well into the evening, it was a full-time job staying on top of the Twitter drolleries being heaped unforgivingly upon the pair’s efforts at mending ways for all the nastiness that preceded … er … the American Civil Rights movement."
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"