[speakeasy]

Interesting blog and book: http://cooktobang.com/

Surprised it's never been talked about here. Dude3737, I'd love to hear your opinion on the recipes.

[Virtus]

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-3598.html

[Veloce]

I've seen it before.

Well, the first thing I see on that front page is a bowl of asparagus soup that looks like cat diarrhea. Not exactly libido-inducing. Second, asparagus makes your piss and cum smell like shit, so that's strike two. Three, the other recipes I see on there are just hack versions of classic recipes you'd be better off following.

Good cooking requires finesse. You're better off picking up one of Julia Child's cookbooks or Jacques Pepin's "La Technique".

It makes me want to start my own blog, but I'm too lazy and not exactly short on funds. I am however working on a series for Udemy that I'll share with you and a few others through PM.

When I had these Korean girls over the other night I fed them:

Kusshi oysters on the half shell with a celery-kumquat ponzu.
Seared NY steak a la my method with some arugula, shaved parmesan, maitake mushrooms, and 25-year old balsamic
Chocolate hazelnut tart with salted caramel and pumpkin-seed brittle.

They were elated. If they weren't such goddamn conservative fobs I'm sure I would have gotten more action. One of them is confirmed virgin, I think the other one is too. They told my Korean buddy "If he cooks like this we're coming over all the time."

[Pesopolis]

Women from western countries often do not know how to cook the simplest meals. I regularly impress them by just making one or two staples from scratch ( they act like they cannot believe it is possible to actually make these from scratch). Good and easy examples:
Bread, tortillas, salsa dips, potato chips.
Any of the above can be made with minimal effort. It is absolutely key to not brag about this but act like it is normal to you/ do it on the side or mention it in passing. The girl will instantly think you must have a host of secret skills and knowledge.

[booshala]

(04-01-2013 05:36 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I've seen it before.

Well, the first thing I see on that front page is a bowl of asparagus soup that looks like cat diarrhea. Not exactly libido-inducing. Second, asparagus makes your piss and cum smell like shit, so that's strike two. Three, the other recipes I see on there are just hack versions of classic recipes you'd be better off following.

Good cooking requires finesse. You're better off picking up one of Julia Child's cookbooks or Jacques Pepin's "La Technique".

It makes me want to start my own blog, but I'm too lazy and not exactly short on funds. I am however working on a series for Udemy that I'll share with you and a few others through PM.

When I had these Korean girls over the other night I fed them:

Kusshi oysters on the half shell with a celery-kumquat ponzu.
Seared NY steak a la my method with some arugula, shaved parmesan, maitake mushrooms, and 25-year old balsamic
Chocolate hazelnut tart with salted caramel and pumpkin-seed brittle.

They were elated. If they weren't such goddamn conservative fobs I'm sure I would have gotten more action. One of them is confirmed virgin, I think the other one is too. They told my Korean buddy "If he cooks like this we're coming over all the time."

Haha, nicely done. I worked behind the sushi bar for a few years and I can just see the vagina moisten when they're keyed in to the fact... still, it is such a bitch buying/prepping sushi that I just stick to the steak and beet salad routine... I think you were the one that suggested the super aged balsalmic, have to thank you for that.

[Farmageddon]

Quote:

I am however working on a series for Udemy that I'll share with you and a few others through PM.

Shoot one my way if you get the chance.

[guerrilla]

actually lookin like some tasty recipes on that!!!!

i like alton browns stuff a lot

[not_dead_yet]

If cooking to bang is your game, then I'd recommend Carla Snyder's "One Pan, Two Plates." Every recipe is a meal, including a side and a wine pairing, so you don't have to assemble a meal from different recipes and you can use your wine snob DHV game. The ingredients are easily obtained and in the quantities you'd buy in a package in the supermarket. The recipes are quick, typically under an hour, and you're only using one pan (a 12" skillet), so clean up is a snap.

FTR - you can get a good 12" skillet at HomeGoods/TJMaxx/something like that.

[Volk]

I've read somewhere that just by learning how to cook 1 dish besides Mc' N' Cheese puts you in a better position than 60% of the US, including women. Cooking more than 1 even more. In land of blind one eyed man is king.

[speakeasy]

(05-21-2013 09:56 PM)Volk Wrote:  

I've read somewhere that just by learning how to cook 1 dish besides Mc' N' Cheese puts you in a better position than 60% of the US, including women. Cooking more than 1 even more. In land of blind one eyed man is king.

I guess you really only need to learn a couple recipes to get the job done.

[eradicator]

(04-01-2013 05:36 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I've seen it before.

Well, the first thing I see on that front page is a bowl of asparagus soup that looks like cat diarrhea. Not exactly libido-inducing. Second, asparagus makes your piss and cum smell like shit, so that's strike two. Three, the other recipes I see on there are just hack versions of classic recipes you'd be better off following.

Good cooking requires finesse. You're better off picking up one of Julia Child's cookbooks or Jacques Pepin's "La Technique".

It makes me want to start my own blog, but I'm too lazy and not exactly short on funds. I am however working on a series for Udemy that I'll share with you and a few others through PM.

When I had these Korean girls over the other night I fed them:

Kusshi oysters on the half shell with a celery-kumquat ponzu.
Seared NY steak a la my method with some arugula, shaved parmesan, maitake mushrooms, and 25-year old balsamic
Chocolate hazelnut tart with salted caramel and pumpkin-seed brittle.

They were elated. If they weren't such goddamn conservative fobs I'm sure I would have gotten more action. One of them is confirmed virgin, I think the other one is too. They told my Korean buddy "If he cooks like this we're coming over all the time."

dude, you are making me hungry. Especially that chocolate hazelnut tart and I don't even really like deserts.

[loki]

Over the last few months i have noticed I get the bang 75% of the time if I cook for them, I don't know why but cooking seems to seriously get women wet if you do it right.

I suspect it has something to do with their fantasy of being with a man who cooks for them instead of in a traditional gender based role split...its just a theory though and I need to do a lot more research, cooking and banging to have some hard facts.

However as an example, last weekend I cooked a lamb roast with baked veggies for a chick i had over (3rd visit) and later on, I tore my stomach banging her up against the wall in my audio room, I never thought the soft foam diffusers on the walls would come in handy for more than just acoustic treatment haha. Keep in mind she would not bang the first couple of times i got her back here, not until i cooked for her!

[Veloce]

If you make something really good, and it's the right kind of girl, then cooking is the easiest and simplest way to give a girl pleasure. It starts a chain reaction in their head.

If a girl comes over the first time, you can't exactly rip her pants off and start eating her out, or bend her over and start fucking her. Not for the FIRST time anyway. Food is an easy shortcut to get the pleasure train moving. I've had girls come over and right after I open the door, with them still standing out front, I'll feed them a piece of melon wrapped in prosciutto. It's the fastest way I know to get the ball rolling.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

My first association upon reading this was cooking a chick and then banging her. I'm a monster

[Veloce]

might be a little dry...

[Giovonny]

Been making pesto with my girl. So fucking easy!

Basil leaves
Olive oil
Walnuts
Cheese

Thats it. Whip it up in a blender. Serve with any pasta.

I also sear some salmon in butter and garlic.

My girl likes to make aioli.

Of course, a green salad also.

This stuff goes really well together.

Cooking together is very seductive. It's like creating art together.

Don't let her overeat or get too drunk!

[loki]

we should start swapping recipes that we get results with!

i think the short of the long is women find men who cook very sexy, because we are.

[Horus]

I've rediscovered this blog so I'm bumping this thread. It's hilarious to read and there are some decent recipes. Also check out Aliblahbah's related thread for some vintage gold from Veloce.

[Rhyme or Reason]

(04-14-2016 11:14 AM)Horus Wrote:  

I've rediscovered this blog so I'm bumping this thread. It's hilarious to read and there are some decent recipes. Also check out Aliblahbah's related thread for some vintage gold from Veloce.

Thanks for that link. Horus. Great stuff by Ali and Veloce in there.