[WhiteFang]

When I heard about the whole Tiger Woods "scandal" from a few years back, my respect for the man went up tremendously. His corny text game and questionable fashion sense aside, who among us wouldn't want to bang the shit out of every stripper, waitress, and porn star he comes across?

(Frankly it never made sense to me why he pussed out and publicly apologized like an emasculated beta instead of just running with his new image as the bad boy of golf — but I digress.)

Of course, as you may know, Woods didn't get back together with his hot wifey (despite the fact that she attacked him with a golf club — usually a sure sign you've got your claws in pretty deep) ... instead he got together with her doppelganger, the skier Lindsey Vonn. Again, mad respect to Tiger as a great way to show up some bitch who rejects you is to get with one who looks exactly like her!

But the thing that made me post this tread was this little article I came across pointing out some (albeit rather tame) mockery of Wood's and his dalliances that Vonn dropped back in 2010:

Lindsey Vonn Makes Fun of Tiger Woods Too!

... it just goes to show you that girls will openly mock the player lifestyle but will succumb to the player if he sets his sights on her.

Nicely done, TW. Nicely done.

[funkyzeit]

The conference was a mix of a giant shit test and immense arousal. She wanted his dick badly.

[Vicious]

Unless you're also a major international athlete I don't think there's much to learn from Tiger's "game".

[Timoteo]

Tiger is good-looking and one of the best in the world at what he does. I don't know how strong his actual game is. Sometimes Tiger would spot a chick he wanted and send one of his boys over to ask her to come join him. I suppose he needed to employ "don't fuck it up" game to get bangs, as opposed to opening, spitting, then closing. Other times chicks simply threw it at him. Regardless, Vonn is a nice pull for him however he pulled it off. They supposedly met at some kind of charity function or something, and have been in touch/hanging since then. Elin is attractive, but I actually think Vonn is a bit of an upgrade.

[PrimeTime32]

Actually there's a ton to learn from this. I'm a major asshole to women and this has worked more than once. Women have this need to tame the player or they get enamored by them, in a sense to change him. They actually think their pussies are gold and magical which I think is beyond funny. But even funnier is they get extremely angry when they realize I will never change.

[Kabal]

How does being Caublinasian affect game?